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Well............Yeah
You guys hear about the Ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?
The case cracker! Me in the shower!
- Not guilty. - Thank you.
The choice now is I get my ass kicked,
Amanda
What is a Ute?
Are you on drugs?
I Did Say That. Would You Say That?
I'm, uh... I'm really scared.
I’m a outta work hairdresser
Dog shit! That’s great! Dog shit!
the evidence in this case is gonna show...
Put it on the plate and add butter. [Chuckles]
the entire grit-eating world
You think I like fuckin' up? Is that it?
I WANT HIM!
Should I be worried?
Bring it here. Let me see it.
[Sizzling]
You can hear it for miles.
Sorry. Sorry.
I think I get the point!
Did you say "youts" What is a "yout"?
I'm Finished With This Guy.
We've been given no prior notice he'd testify, no discovery of any tests he's conducted...
Then the firm that hires you, they teach you procedures.
the state would like to dismiss all charges.
they're as thin as this playing card.
[Squealing]
What is a grit anyways?
Is there any more shit We can Pile on!?!?
[Door Opens]
FOR ME, SIX TIMES WAS A CHARM
of defending clients who say they didn't do it.
am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A
[Clanging Continues]
I mean, the guy will lose respect for me. Would you rather have that?
with a white convertible top, Michelin model XGV tires,
Can I help? Can I help?
What are they going to do, send a guide into the mountains, looking for them? No.
Judge Goodell, we draft Caleb Farley
belonging to the defendants' car.
a
- I'm enjoying myself so far. - I got a little surprise for you tomorrow.
How Do I Know That's Not A Bunch Of Ones With A 20 Wrapped Around It?
We lawyers... I’m a lawyer... we call that a counteroffer
[Glass Shatters]
' Way down south '
That is it! I'm out of here.
I get a little nervous sometimes…i’m gettin better
You believe that? the whole state got bad weatha'
Jerry Gallo.
and you have to say Thank you.
I'm aware of that
I sure would be if I were you.
I heard a gunshot, so I looked out the window,
Just say no
ELECTION 2020 OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
"Hey, Stan, You're In Kansas-Fuckin'-City."
When dan sends a picture no one can read
What the fuck is that?
- Yeah. - Yeah. Then you get the money.
He could still fuck things up.
And because both cars were made by G.M.,
He has to show you everything.
[Player] Gallo with a G? [DM] That's right.
I told you why already.
Best ever!
This is gonna be great. Vinny's first case.
I will ask you one more time and one more time only.
Is this the car? Yes, sir.
Granted. Mr. Trotter, you may proceed.
' If you wanna have a good time, you will '
are you mocking me?
There is one problem. We can't afford to keep bailing you out.
*earthquake starts* Kristy and I fast asleep
I take pride in my grits
That's it? What about everything we talked about?
What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?
See, 20 years ago, I became a actor.
[Clicks]
Trump just didn’t have enough time. Golfing on the taxpayers’ dime is too important
[Spectators Murmuring]
You start a little bonfire
I could use a good ass kicking, I'll be very honest with you
Amethyst
' But her heart was love-stricken so she never thought of quittin' '
Is there anymore shit we could possibly pile on to the outcome of HS? Is it possible?
I advise you, sir, when you come into my courtroom, you are to know the letter of the law.
You and your little Pine Nut friends are gathered around
it’s ok. they know.
into the Sac-O-Suds, what angle was your point of view?
Is there anymore shit we can pile on to 2020
you could positively identify the defendants,
The 1991 Pontiac Tempest
and left a residue of rubber on the asphalt.
Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
No. That's too bad.
[Catcalling, Hooting]
uh, T-T-T... uh, Tipton!
You don't believe them? No. They don't execute for shoplifting.
what the fuck do you mean by voice I don't understand your gibber gabber
Finding good uniform pants at Costco
What if I were to kick the ever-lovin’ shit outta ya?
He's not allowed any surprises.
First case.. The People of the State of Alabama...
It might be a taillight. Just relax.
Well, now, uh,
There's a spring around it. It pops it open when it's inside the tube.
I'm sorry to have ever doubted you at any time.
Well…
I don't know. I don't feel good.
my client did indeed visit...
Trial starts tomorrow. You wanna know what I'm nervous about?
and jump into a can-o-meat with a white top
[Doors Banging]
Hey Stan Bama
Your brains are laying on the ground in little bloody pieces.
Ryan
I'm a special automotive instructor of forensic studies...
You lent me your little camera, didn't you?
and a verdict of accessory to murder in the first degree...
Me wearing a mask at Echo
ya yep
After you see some of the nuffie replies on here
Asphalt Xtreme
Covid-19
Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?
Cocamisi fuck you
We-We intend to prove...
It's very romantic.
His name was in the papers all last week. Yeah, I saw that.
No. I hate him.
Oh! [Door Opens]
You knew you could ask questions, didn't you, Vin?
Well, the '64 Skylark had a solid rear axle.
Ala-fuckin-bama
Fry em!!!!!
No self-respecting southerner cheers for Notre Dame
[Steam Whistle Blowing] [Both Scream]
What do you mean you got stiffed? Did you say you got stiffed?
Your now in contempt of coc
Probably right. But Fuck Him Still
' Will burn till your soul will melt '
2020
I mean, he did it, so all of a sudden it seemed possible.
TFW when a Calvinist gets to heaven and tells God he knows what "Whosoever" Really meant but God just says it means "whosoever.' You were serious about that?
I would never miss that for the whole world, you know.
Each piece of evidence is just another building block.
Uh, my clients, caught completely by surprise,
If I hurt others I will take a break calm down 2 minute
' Now once you get down there then you'll see '
Fan it out. Show it to me.
Never heard of him? Doesn't matter. Anyway,
I routinely twist to maximum allowable torquage.
[Sighs Deeply]
My thought on TB
I'm just waiting to finesse him. I'm startin' to finesse him. I got him goin'.
' Way down south ' ' Way down south '
Stan Bama
I fit in better than you. At least I'm wearing cowboy boots.
I’ve been saying this a lot lately...
Loud, screaming babies,
[Door Opens] Lisa!
He’s dead
No more questions.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection
Come on. You could say. It's okay. They know.
'Cause Chevy didn't make a 327 in '55.
All right. Is there any way I could help out in this procedure situation?
And that suit better be made out of some kind of cloth.
for the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
A little encouragement.
Nobody and I mean nobody Pulls the wool over the eyes of Paul Yduarte!
and a little murder case which, in the balance,
- ♪ Then he's sayin' that ' - What is that?
It's Dog Shit! Dog Shit! That's Great! Dog Shit!
[Sighs] He's a tough one. Yes.
Two different men drive up in a similar-looking car,
I'm not a patient man.
' Mind your business ♪ ' She's sayin' this '