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And what name did you tell him? Jerry Gallo.
' So they change the game ' [Engine Knocking]
I'm sorry.
No self-respecting Southerner puts marshmallows on sweet potatoes
I'm not jerking you off. I'm not doing anything.
I find it hard to believe that this kind of information...
That’s it?
All right. Bye.
once again the communication process has broken down.
No objection, Your Honor.
If you kick the shit out of me?
The jury will please disregard counsel's entire opening statement.
dead-on balls accurate.
Vinny Bag-o-donuts, how are you?
[Player] did you say Jerry Gallo? [DM] Yes I did.
Me at 5am Oxford Iowa
Did you fall in your place or somebody else's?
Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit...
Goddamn it. Just calm down.
It's a screen. A screen!
Thank you.
Mrs. Licata
DA' BIG GUY IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OMG, WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
[Whistling Dixie]
Almost 16 years.
[Spectators Murmuring]
um, she's acceptable, Your Honor.
If he let me look at his files- Oh, boy.
I'm going with option B: kicking your ass and collecting $200.
How do I know that's not a bunch of ones with a 20 wrapped around it?
I'm not Joey Gallo I'm Jerry Callo
on a '63 Pontiac Tempest...
Fry 'em.
that had positraction and independent rear suspension...
So, um, why don't you just tell me your side of the story?
We-We've been arrested.
lookin' through this dirty window,
PENIS
HOW DO I KNOW THATS NOT A BUNCH OF ONES WITH A 20 WRAPPED AROUND IT?
What's that? You know you have to disclose all your evidence to me.
Sure.
Some days are like this
- What? - At what point did you shoot the clerk?
' Get out on the highway headin' down it my way '
Westeinder - Chess society Geen 6 - 0 .......
taken by my fiancée outside the Sac-O-Suds.
Is this the car?
That's part of it.
' Will burn till your soul will melt '
[Pigs Squealing]
Yeah, right.
[Sizzling Continues] [Vinny] Excuse me.
of any Vincent Gambini ever trying any case in the entire state of New York.
- I would love to hear this! - So would I.
how many fingers am I holding up now?
Hold up your right hand. Do you swear to tell the truth,
IU COULD STILL FUCK THINGS UP
What else is new?
[Chattering]
Time for New classes
Entire opening statement, with the exception of “Thank you,"will be stricken from the record
Hey! Ohh.
Did You Say Yute? - Yeah, Fountain of yute
[Whispering Continues]
What, you're not gonna marry me now? No way.
' They better get their heads together or they're gonna slap leather '
[Bill] We were friends at NYU.
But other than that, I feel pretty good.
when you saw them entering the Sac-O-Suds?
But two faded green 1964 Buick Skylark convertibles?
they thought they were getting arrested for, uh, shoplifting a can of tuna.
But Vin, you graduated from law school six years ago. What’ve you been doing since? Studying for the bar.
- They was runnin' out, got into the car and drove off. - [Mouthing Words]
Well, we don't have any serial killers in Beechum County.
kerry toyne and sue bain. norma toyne and sue money.
Shut up. We think they're trying to set us up as patsies, Ma.
Bail will be set at $200,000. [Gavel Raps]
City poop
i FINED THE ARTICLE TO BE DEAD-ON BALLS ACCURATE.
Oh. Yes.
Shit, Stan. I don't want to fire him. I mean, he's family, you know.
And? Well, I hate to bring it up,
How you like it? Regular, delta, or omicron?
I should have asked you a long time ago for these pictures.
' But I'll tell ya somethin', brother When you're dealin' with your feelings '
I already got myself sent to jail twice.
to drop his guard so that I can finesse a little information out of him.
Mr. Goodell
Daily Kos... I think you should give it to me
Know what, Lisa? Who wants to marry you anyway?
[DM] You're a dead man. [Player] I'm a dead man?
That's what we lawyers- I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer
Cocamisi fuck you
You’re fired I want him!
Very, very little.
You Got a Problem wit DAT?!!
[Tires Screech]
Tai lung
Knock on wood.
Hmm.
- They were. - Thank you, Ms. Vito.
Famous for your mud? How's your Chinese food?
Look how you're lookin' at me. Look how you're... What is that look supposed to mean?
The output, speed and rank all where we would expect them...
I swear to God, I do not need this right now, okay?
You're welcome. I hope we can do it again sometime.
Does the Defense’s case hold water? No. The Defense is wrong!
- How about if I just kick your ass? - Oh, a counteroffer.
What's wrong with you?
Uh-uh, don’t forget this one and this one.
Except that the only store you could buy a new suit in has got the flu.
You guys hear about the ongoing COVID problem in the country?
paul susie
Nothing? We're getting pulled over, aren't we? You stole something. You're finished.
[Chuckles] Nice to see you.
"It's clean."
Nope. For me 6 times was a charm
Was this a magic ice cube?
WOO-HOO, BREAK EVEN
Okay. But does being an ex-mechanic necessarily...
He's gonna call back after 3:00.
Of course.
Now, the evidence against you is pretty strong.
Since I was six.
Are you on drugs?
' I thought she was thin I thought she was fat '
Did Stan try to stop you at any time?
Well, in what way are you qualified?
Excuse me. You guys down here... heard about the ongoing cholesterol problem?
A sweet, innocent, harmless, leaf-eatin', doe-eyed, little deer.
Andrew Cuomo 2020!
Ala-fuckin-bama
Your Honor, may I have permission to treat Ms. Vito as a hostile witness?
Is it possible that the 200 youts...
you were serious about dat?
"Hey, Stan, You're In Ala-Fuckin'-Bama."
what are you wearin?
[Birds Chirping, Twittering]
Your in Ala-Fuckin-Bama Put your hood on it’s time to vote
What is a "Ute"?
Ms. Vito,
I'm not Joey "Gallo" I'm Joey "CALLO!"
just to refresh the court's memory,
He's my friend. [Chuckles]
No. I mean- I mean, it wasn't planned out. You know, it just happened.
That's quite a story. [Laughs] Yeah.
You're the jury. It's your job to decide who's telling the truth.
Chicken hamburger
It's a bullshit question. It's impossible to answer.
You paid for the groceries.
Mr. Gambini,
I say it'd be cheaper to get it fixed...
Do you popsicle no is disgusting
and then, in a most cowardly fashion, shootin' the clerk in the back.
' The notch in the Bible belt '
Aidin' and abettin'.
(snoring)
they were!
' Will burn till your soul will melt '
That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out observation
Well, my father was a mechanic. His father was a mechanic.
And these are photos of the tire marks...
Judge Malloy?
My mother- the way her health is right now-
Shirley, can you xerox all the files...
Nah I think I’ll just go with the unemployment
' Or givin' up on how she felt '
They was kinda walkin' away from me.
McCoys is wrong!
gh fg
Why didn't you ask them any questions? Questions?