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Now that I'm single, I had to get a new will. I did not forget to thank the Co-Signer.
What's wrong with you? I don't want to do this.
- What happened? Rear-ended? - No. I fell.
You won't.
' So he gave her love a chance That's when he found romance '
Uh, you know, win some, lose some.
Mr York: That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark out request.
Once again The communication process has broken down
I guess the fucking thing is broken
Well, I expect he's done burglary, grand theft auto, drugs. Right, Vin?
I really could.
“What Is A Grit Anyways?”
I'm setting this matter for trial this Monday, February 2, 10:00 a.m.
What is a Toots?
Don’t forget about KJ Bolden…
ummm, she's acceptable, your honor
Would you like me to explain?
Bobby's dead Uh, okay
I jack my dick on your back?
And I mean you comb your hair and wear a suit and tie.
Aiding and abetting? What is that, a major thing?
Your theory is wrong
All rise as the judge leaves.
Um, what’d you find out?
[Chickens Squawking]
I think you're gonna be really great.
Imagine you're a pine nut farmer
[Prisoners Yelling, Shouting] [Alarm Blaring]
No. For me, fifteen times was a charm.
No. I'm-I'm just trying to explain.
' And it's hard to imagine how the flames of passion '
I haven’t had a good ass kicking in a while I could use a good ass kicking
Seven bushes. Seven bushes. So, what do you think?
Hey. I know I was in jail. I don't need you to point it out to me, okay?
Five minutes. Five minutes? Are you sure?
He'll show you they got straight sides.
Oh my God! What a f’in nightmare
The kind used by Caltech high-energy physicists and NASA engineers.
It’s Joey Callo Not Joey Gallo
what would the correct ignition timing be on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet...
- Why? Is that a big deal? - Aidin' and abettin'.
what da think? i could use a good ass kicking ... i'll be be very hones with you.
They know who won!
What is a euth?
And when they left, what angle was your point of view?
Uh, Sheriff Farley, um, what'd you find out?
and the way this case is goin', I ain't never gettin' married!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
' There's a lot of good people who are led astray '
What kind of equipment did you use to find this out?
Ms. Vito, you can stand down.
Why is that? Well, it's a lot of procedure. That's all.
No. That's not what they teach you. They teach you contracts, precedents, interpretations.
I don’t know, suicide, death.
You're now in contempt of court.
Nah i think we’ll just go with elf on the shelf
the 1963 Pontiac Tempest.
Can we use any attorney? I think so.
And?
I believe you and Lisa played a game of pool for $200 which she won. I'm here to collect.
Okay, then here's my counteroffer.
[Jacket Flutters]
seventeen is just right
Could we get any farther away?
but, uh, have you ever worked as a mechanic?
Unlock the gate!
' Yeah '
You ever hear of that? Mud in the tires?
' I know a place just over the hill '
Your Honor, I respectfully request a full day's continuance to go over all this sh... stuff.
Thanks for nothing cunt hunt
I haven't had to go to court yet.
I think I get the point !
8468b86fac941005
Overruled
You don’t know the answer!
[Snickering]
I had a friend send a fax to the judge...
[Electricity Buzzing]
um sheriff farley….um….how’s the evening going?
Thank you. Now, Mr. Tipton, were you wearing them that day?
When you just tryna get ya nut and she sayin BOTTOM TEXT
No. For me, six times was a charm.
I THINK I GET THE POINT
Three minutes, no more.
You first.
1964 Buick Skylark convertibles.
No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits
Uh, Buff, um, how were the meats?
Okay.
You think that's what's happening?
Covid 19
Thank you!
IT'S A BULLSHIT OBJECTION
- No. - She never heard of it. She knows everything about cars.
What was he before he was a lawyer, a fuckin' comedian?
Now, we're gonna be asking you to return a verdict...
I don't wanna do this. Hey, I don't blame you.
Is that thing Turbocharged?
Oh, a counteroffer
You're being booked for shoplifting. I'm being booked for accessory to shoplifting.
They're readin' glasses.
Honestly? I think that once you're out there, and you're doing your thing out there,
Now let's get down to the link lock.
Everything that guy just said is bullshit Thank you
Wearing a mask is a sign of mutual respect during the Corona virus pandemic
in light of Miss Vito's and Mr. Wilbur's testimony,
[Quietly] You want me to come all the way?
You On Drugs?
His whole case is an illusion, a magic trick.
Does this ever happen at work?
Now, how far were the defendants from you...
left by the assailants' car as it fled the convenience store.
- So now I practice law under my legally changed stage name. - What name is that?
Your Honor, I move to disqualify Miss Vito as a expert witness.
Rosa
are you sure aboutthat five minutes?!!!
I want a wedding in church with bridesmaids and flowers.
Cocamisi fuck you
I don't know I'm a fast cook, I guess
IS THERE ANY MORE SHIT WE COULD POSSIBLY PILE ON?
They're the same size and model tire. Anything else, sir?
both defendants, Stanley Rothenstein and William Gambini,
[Man On Radio] This next one's a WSTT special request.
You know what it's of. Ms. Vito,
Hey, hey! Little Yankee wuss!
I bought a suit. You've seen it. Now it's covered in mud.
I’m getting better
Whoa, whoa, whoa. How many times did you say that spontaneous is romantic?
Seven bushes?
But this Judge Malloy was from Brooklyn too.
I'm not Joey Gallo! I'm Joey Callo! C-A-L-L-O
You will appear more presidential If...you don't fuck up
The court'll take a 60-minute recess for lunch.
Have you had any murder cases before?
Boy, that's one hell of an ego you've got.
Gimme this! Fuck you!
Oh, my god, taylor's a fuckin' nightmare!
admitted, then recanted, their testimony to the sheriff of Beechum County. [Thunder Rumbling]
- [Animal Screeches Loudly] - What the fuck is that?
Murder. Ma. Ma, please-
[Inmates Shouting]
HOW'S YOUR CHINESE FOOD?
I’m aware of that
The Ducey household
Mmm.
' And he found it pretty soon underneath the southern moon '
Hello. This is Judge Chamberlain Haller. Can I speak to the clerk?
' From emotions that his heart has felt '
How many fingers am I holding up?
I saw them two boys go into the store.
Jerry Gal-
that at 9:30 in the morning of January 4,
What'd you just say?
Oh, about, uh, six, uh-
No. Nothing like that either.
When Chelsea Buys Bitcoin
Now, how do your clients plead?
If... you don't fuck up.
Gus isn’t coming to the lake house. There’s a fuckin surprise.
Commit this heinous crime
What was he before he was a coach, a fuckin' comedian?
You saw what happened in there. You want to stay with him after that?
You were serious about those lane markers?
Oh, sure, no problem. I could win the case.
No, I hate him
I also took a sample of the rubber from the rear tires...
Watch yourself
[Bell Dings] '' [Radio: Country]
Okay, this is 50 feet.
I could use a good ass kicking I'll be very honest with you
Does the defense's case hold water?
Dead-on Balls Accurate
Once again the communication process is broken down.
The evidence is gonna show that minutes after they entered the Sac-O-Suds,
The defense is wrong.
Come on. You could say. It's ok, they know.
he didn't, um- [Sniffling] kill anyone.
and drive off like the dickens.
Yeah, that's it. It's broken.
' But I'll tell ya somethin', brother When you're dealin' with your feelings '
There’s more to fathering than knowing what to say.
[Chuckles] Have you been made aware of your rights?