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thank you, your honor.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out email.
- He's got a boar, a bear, a couple of deer. - Whoa. You're gonna shoot a deer?
I want you to know, you got an open invitation anytime you want to come down here.
- You sure about five minutes? - Ignore the question. - I don't know.
I think you should be grateful.
That is a lucid, intelligent well-thought-out objection.
Your Honor, the prosecution calls as its first witness Ms. Amanda Lascheid
Heads?
- Mr. Trotter? - [Whispering Continues]
. .
Dog shit! That’s great! Dog shit!!
with a 327 cubic inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor?
Sure. Sure. I heard of grits.
' So he gave her love a chance That's when he found romance '
Oh, a counteroffer
Tell me, would you be willing to let your son live with you? Tell us how you really feel.
The mic's off. By the way, the mic's off. To turn the back on. Slide the switch on the back on Google Home. The mic's back on.
you know, to get acquainted before we, uh, you know, before we get to it.
Hey, Lisa, I'm not gonna go out there just to wimp out, you know?
Uh, everything that guy just said is bullshit. Thank you.
Alex with glasses??
You know what it is?
on what you think of the sworn testimony.
Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog?
The State Would Like To Dismiss All Charges!
'' [Continues]
you were not wearing your necessary prescription eyeglasses?
Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process...
Did you say Joey Gallo? I said Joey Callo.... Callo with a 'C'.
Not what I think. What I think don't count.
I miss you
I'd have to say that.
Hey, Stan, you're in Ala-fuckin'-bama.
It's a screen.
Now, Mrs. riley.....and only mrs. riely because your former long-time, fun colleague wanted you to have something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds
Overruled
Um-
He's sleeping, huh? Cute little guy.
I shot the clerk?
Dead on balls accurate
I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess.
........
- I shot the clerk? - Yes. When did you shoot him?
so I had to buy a new suit.
- [Loud Murmuring] - Sheriff Farley,
-Jesus. - Show me your hands! Get 'em up!
That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out objection.
Where did you shoot this from? Up in a tree? What is that? Dog shit? Mama June?
It's Dog Shit! Dog Shit! That's Great! Dog Shit!
ladies and gentlemen of the j-j-j-
Come on. It's time to make your opening statement. Come on, Vin.
Mr. York. That was a lucid, intelligent, well thought out mark our request.
Over at the sawmill. Tell folks it's time to get up.
- How you cook it? - Well, you simmer it in water for 15 or 20 minutes.
Almost six weeks.
If I hear anything other than guilty or not guilty, you'll be in contempt.
"I Could Use A Good Fart to the face I'll Be Very Honest With You
Come on, Cuz--you can say it, they know... Doug's going a great job as the coach
You did Not perform your necessary required inspection?
Your friend. My friend?
Blue runner?
No self respecting Southerner Uses Sugar in Grits
That's what we lawyers... I'm a lawyer- We lawyers call that a counteroffer.
And what are these really big things right in the middle of your view...
Hey, Dean. We need you out here.
No, no. No, no.
Tell her what we think is happening. What we think's happening is-
Oh, I'm sorry. You testified earlier that the boys went into the store...
[Chatter On Police Radio]
I ain't slept in five days.
Out-of-work hairdresser. Now, in what way does that qualify you...
Ma, please, first of all, we didn't do it, all right?
The Mets lost on 3 walkoffs in a 4 game series. - Oh there’s a fuckin' surprise.
And then afterwards, he asked me to go to lunch with him.
I do. I'm sorry. It was a stupid thing to do.
i could do it!
Holds the future of myself, my employees
"It's clean.”
Now, Mr. Wilbur, what was the result of your analysis?
You were serious about that?
The Pats right now "You Get That? The Whole Store Got The Flu."
Test1 Test2
Asking what the weather is in FL vs NY
Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.
Come on, now. Move it.
Want to sit at the counter?
"I pray that I may never see the desert again. Hear me, God."
...with mozz sticks...and curly fries...
I could really go for a good nose kickin I’ll be very honest with you
Actually... no.
Could you tell the court...
Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Jerry Callo.
I don’t know... I got a small one, I guess
what color eyes the-the-the defendants have?
Impossible because you don't know the answer! Nobody could answer that question.
- What'd you say? - What?
Thirty-one.
of-of-of-of the j-j-j...
Why is that? 'Cause he's dead.
You're welcome. You're welcome. Vin, I-
I suppose. I’m finished with THIS guy.
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[Dinging]
Doc.. Maybe you need thicker glasses
You know, maybe we should spend a couple of minutes together,
Bring it around. Vinny.
Yeah, I'm scared.
But, uh, there seems to be a great deal of confusion here.
[Both Laughing]
'' [Continues]
'' [Guitar]
Win some Lol
"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?"
You are. You are. All right. Knock it off. Knock it off.
Imagine you're a moose...
The proper respect I think you should give it to me
JOE Abutel #SaveColtsNeck
I looked up and saw two young men run out from the Sac-O-Suds...
It has to be an illusion, 'cause you're innocent.
NO...I don't think you do!
- I can get it. - You can get it?
Did you Say Mark Prior? Mark Prior's Dead!
Aiding and abetting? What, is that a major thing?
No self-respecting Southerner uses instant grits
He-He, uh, um, uh-
Michelangelo Raphael Leonardo Donatello
All right, Stan. Listen to me. You have to see the Gambinis in action.
I just never actually seen a grit before
Nothing? ' Give him two arms to cling to '
Yeah.
' 'Cause after all, he’s just a man '
He’s sleeping huh, Cute little guy…
Yeah two benches.
In that case, Your Honor, uh, I'd like to recall George Wilbur.
Yeah. Rob is my fiancé.
[Chirping, Twittering Continue]
That’s not it.
I don't even want to hear you clear your throat.
Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!
are charged with robbing a convenience store,
Elijah Cummings Questioning Mueller after Whire House withholds the report.
verloren van chess society .....
Mr. Gambini.
Hello, Bill. I'm Sheriff Farley. Hi.
- Objection, Your Honor. - Objection sustained.
No.
My cousin vinny
Many people are saying
My next witness is not in the courtroom right now.
go in, shoot the clerk, rob him and then leave?
[Paper Rustling] Here's a certificate of validation.
You on drugs?
am not Rebeca am Rebecca R-E-B-E-C-C-A
Go on through.
You do your own investigating. You do your own investigating.
Bushes. Bushes, right. So, Mr. Crane,
#mypersonalheroines
You get that? The whole country got the 'Rona!
It’s not my job. You do your own investigating.
[Bell Clanging]
So when the left tire would go up on the curb,
I-I-I don't get the question.
Did you say Joey Gallo? Fuck that guy
were these magic grits
I thought we'd get married this weekend.
I take pride in my grits.
Jill DAn
They didn’t teach ya that at FSU tailgates either!?