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Miss Vito, your family's obviously qualified,
Is that an accredited law school?
Nobody- I mean nobody-
What's that brown stuff?
[Player] Jerry Gallo's Dead.
OH MY GOD....... WHAT A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
I got no more use for this guy.
Y'all want something? Yeah.
Well, I'm not Andrew Glarkson. I'm Andrew Clarkson, with a C
prosecution's case is circumstantial...
You ever hear of that? Mud in the tires?
How do you like it? Regular, Delta, or Omicron?
this crud-covered screen,
I want her!
and with as little pain as possible.
' In the heart of the Bible Belt '
[Engine Shuts Off]
When you can't tell which Outlook client your on
Just regular, I guess.
McD with White, Jones and Dawkins
[Dripping]
Now, next words out of your mouth are either gonna be guilty or not guilty.
' I push it to the max, gettin' ready to relax '
The idiot on twitter was wrong
The whole house has got the covid
- What? - Nothin'. You stick out like a sore thumb around here.
I need you to come back into the courtroom, and I need the phone.
[Haller] The witness can stand down.
Well. I’d like to have a murder weapon
We need to call an attorney, a great attorney.
He wants to use serious, solid-looking bricks like these, right?
The defense rests
Well, um, uh, Mr., uh, uh, uh, uh-
Are you on drugs
Vinny Bag-o'-doughnuts, how are ya? This is Vinny?
I know.
Trees? Trees. That's right. Don't be afraid. Just shout 'em right out when you know.
The son of a bitch who bombed you said he was protecting!?
You were serious about that
' When she finally made him understand '
Headphones. In. Lockers.
the Sac-O-Suds con-con-
You get that? The whole store got the flu.
NO it's a trick question
na verlies tegen chess society
I asked him again, and again he said, I shot the clerk.
Yeah.
Yeah!
Oh, that's okay. I'll have my secretary do it.
being an expert on general automotive knowledge,
the name kathy comes from kicking the cat over! reow kathy!
Let the record show that counsel is holding up two fingers.
[Crossing Bell Clanging]
- Mr. Gambini. - Sorry. Sorry, Your Honor.
size 75-R14.
Maybe the virus won’t be so bad Try the horse dewormer
I have no idea what's going on. All's I know is you're screwin' up, and I can't help.
- Don't think being from New York you're gonna get special treatment. - I shouldn't.
Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist in your bosses car
[Clattering, Rumbling]
I'm an out of work hairdresser
Honey, Where Did You Read About All That Disclosure Shit?
-Jesus. Look. I forgot to pay for this. - '' [Country]
I would LOVE to hear this
Building a case is like building a house.
[Man] Our jail was condemned this morning.
On a hunch,
You wanna know what he replied?
' She begged and she pleaded and she told him all she needed '
I bet the Chinese food here is terrible. [Clicks]
Sunspots are flaring our atmosphere. Someone tripped over a power cord. We were told by support to turn it off and back on again.
That is a lucid, intelligent, well thought out email.
Lisa. Lisa, please, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, okay?
I tell you the truth... my conscience got to me.
Your Honor, please, huh?
It’s a bullshit question. You can’t have too manyFruit snacks
[Phone Ringing]
Dragon claw tunnel
Uh, Your Honor, the prosecution rests.
I'm positive.
50,000. 100,000- I know, Ma. I know.
I AIN’T SLEPT IN 5 DAYS
The Democrats Are Tryin' To Steal The Presidency OH MY GOD, WHAT A FUCKIN' NIGHTMARE!
It's dog shit.
it has been argued by me,
How the fuck did I get into this shit?
. .
Okay.
Well, did you use the faucet? Yeah.
- Mr. Gambini. - See, my clients, uh-
out here in this field, under the stars,
Are you sure about those shares of MMTLP! I may have been mistaken...
No more questions
Stop the death penalty!
- His name's J.T. - [Vinny] J.T.
' When she finally made him understand '
- Want to hear the facts of the case? - No.
When you're adressing this court, you will rise...
' Into the buckle of the Bible belt '
Kangaroo
That’s quite a view Looking thru this dirty window
Crest on Sunday afternoons ...
[Scoffs]
Um, on-on... on-on...
I apologize, sir, but, uh, this is how I dress.
Lisa, I need your help. I don't give a shit! Leave me alone!
DRUGS? NO, I DON'T TAKE DRUGS.
What is a yout?
Thicker Glasses
It's in Beechum County, Alabama, Ma.
would you say that everything Ms. Vito said on the stand...
No self-respecting 90s kid uses an HTML editor.
[Sighs]
- Go ahead, honey. You gonna try it? - You first.
Objection sustained. The entire opening statement,
What's the matter with you?
Giant loud whistles….
But... But...
Yeah. She's my fiancée.
this witness as to the extent of her expertise.
Thank you!
Is that correct?
Gallo with a G? That's right.
Sheriff, do me a favor. Please trace this.
correction on the yankees deal
The Michelin XGV.
when you viewed the defendants walking from their car...
You know who I'm talking about?
if the defense's case holds water?
the correct ignition timing would be four degrees before top dead center.
The other had the same body length, height, width, weight,
Hmm.
I’m not Marquez Gallaway I’m Marquez Callaway C-A-L-L-A-W-A-Y
What's wrong with my tire Salt on my rim
I get a little nervous sometimes. I'm gettin' better. A little nervous?
[Sighs]
'' [Radio: Country]
Come on, Cuz--you can say it--they know Doug's doing a great job as the coach.
sit down and stay there until you’re told to leave
You sure?
and you had just begun to make breakfast.
When you've known her two weeks And she says, "I love you. "
What the fuck is your problem?
uh... um-
What is this rusty, dusty, dirty-looking thing over your window?
That's right. So you knew that.
by a '64 Buick Skylark.
*Jemima approves*
I Got No More Use For This Guy.
[Softly] Fuck.
Not Roy Fennimore…Roy Cannimore…C!! Ennimore
[Screeching] [Door Opening]
And Mr. Gambini? Yes, sir?
- [Spectators Murmuring] - [Man] Well, here he comes.
He was a nice man.
HOW NICK LOOKS AT MAX'S PATRONAGE ABOUT 2 WEEKS AFTER HE RENEWS HIS LOCKER
Matterhorn Motto
how-how-how far away were you?
How could you be so sure
picked 22 specific items off of the shelves,
I just told you that. You don't understand.
Does that freight train come through at 5:00 a.m. every morning?
Don’t fuck up
Thank you.
Thank you, sir. No further questions, Your Honor.
which anyone who's been stuck in the mud in Alabama knows,
- So? What are you saying? - What am I saying?
' Don't need no law and order ' ' Don't need no law and order '
Come with me, please.
They're the same model and size tire.
I just actually never seen a grit before.
all the while, he's laughin' and smilin'.
.
All rise for His Honor, Judge Chamberlain Haller.
- [Haller] You're a dead man. - I'm a dead man?
I'm the crime scene lab Sgt.
Yeah, I think I know what I'm doin'.
Do I have to kill you?
Nobody - and I mean Nobody Refuses to pick up the phone in Sam Hinkie
- Mrs. Riley, when you saw the defendants, were you wearing your glasses? - Yes, I was.
gettin' into their faded, metallic green 1964 Buick Skylark...
- I just have a few questions. - Okay. Fire away, Judge.
COLIN, ALWAYS ASK YOURSELF... WHAT WOULD BRYAN HIANUS DO?
WHAT IS THIS RUSTY, DUSTY, DIRTY LOOKING THING ALL OVER YOUR TL?
I know I'm missing somethin'. I'm missing somethin'.
LOOKING AT THE OUTLINE FIVE MINUTES AFTER THE EXAM
Them’s hominy grits