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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Eggs and grits. I like grits too.
Pollard vs. them There’s a new sherrif in town
Whoa! Wait a minute!
- Any murder cases? - [Lips Blow] Lots of them. Quite a few. Yes.
Tuna. We should get tuna. Please, no more tuna, okay?
Well
I’m starting to finesse him, watch me cook
Is there any more shit we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this break?
We gotta go back inside. Everybody's waiting for us.
Stan.
…you do?
Oh, my God, what a fuckin' nightmare!
What is it with you with that mouth? Shut up!
FOR ME, SIX TIMES WAS A CHARM
WHAT IS A MOOT?
What's all that? Trotter's files, all of 'em.
The '64 Skylark had a regular differential,
Lisa!
Your Honor, I call Sheriff Farley.
He's dead. Oh, my God!
Well, perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist during protests...
He was like, Wait a second. Wait a second. It’s joined in the middle.
[Man] Hey! I can't believe my luck!
I have the money Good. Show it to me
[Dripping] So?
Oh, I'm sorry. You were wonderful in there.
Did you say Yutes? Yeah, two Youts
They all know each other. The Klan's here. They're inbred. They sleep with their sisters.
who saw the defendants running out of the Sac-O-Suds...
I'm a fast cook, I guess
[Screeching]
an idiot who wants to fight me for $200, slaughtered pigs,
I'm goin' with the public defender too.
you were serious about that you were serious bout dat
You've been a lovely, lovely witness.
When'd you shoot him?
see how I was doin', if I needed anything.
- [Gavel Rapping] - Order in the court.
Well, approving an attorney from out of state is a pretty informal matter.
Yes, sir.
He says he thinks so.
Your Honor, no further questions.
' There's a need for love in every man ♪
Is there any more shit we can pile on top of the outcome of this wreck?!!!
I was making a lot of money, winning most of my cases.
Hello...can I speak to V.......... What's that sound Did I hear something out of focus darkness
Uh-huh. Right. [Book Slams On Table]
Hmm.
Trump to Chris
Yes, it is.
Mocking you? No, I'm not mocking you, Judge.
Now, Mrs. Riley...and ONLY Mrs. Riley Because your former fun colleage knew you would need something to make you laugh when you realize your new colleagues are duds
Counselor, do you wish to make an opening statement?
No more non game 2&3 system plays.
[Men Shouting]
- No. He didn't say anything. - But he knew about it?
(ROOSTER CROWING)
Get 'em up! Up!
[DM] let's get this sheet cleared up right now.
confirming the very impressive legal stature...
When you look at the bricks at the right angle,
You're prancing along. You just finished the day's labor.
The thing is, given the chance, I think he could do a good job.
They Know Who Really Won!
Hey Les Bowen Haha
COME ON YOU CAN SAY IT WE ALL KNOW
bye the way, what's a yute?
Because there is no way that an out of shape chainsmoker could put up these numbers without at least an 8ball
Knobs Broad
That’s a bullshit question.
Ah! These are gonna be... You know, I'm sorry. These are gonna be a help.
Every Buckeye fan.
How long you been practicing?
of Vincent La Guardia Gambini practicing in any courts.
is if the most popular size of the most popular tire...
it's either wear the leatherjacket,
Uh... Do you two know each other?
- [Chuckling] - And these bushy things between the trees?
No self-respecting meme lord uses meme generators.
Sometimes. Would you care to show those eyeglasses to the jury, please? Thank you.
Ha!
Counselor, your clients are charged with first-degree murder. How do they plead?
the son of a bitch who shot you was wearing?
Exactly
[DM] Alright.
How many different levels of thickness have you gone through?
I owe you an apology, sir.
No more questions.
I didn't know it was happening. I found out later in the car.
Mr. Tipton, I see you wear eyeglasses.
[Man] Whoo!
[Man] Yeah. Uh-huh. You sure about that?
You know I did. And what is this picture of?
Oh my god! What a fuckin’ nightmare!
Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom?
Come on. You'll see. Stop!
Oh there’s a F’ing surprise
YOU'RE NOW IN CONTEMPT OF COURT
Michelin model XGV, size 75-R, 14-inch wheel.
What are you telling me, that they plead not guilty?
Looking thru dis dirty window
My body hurts too
driving identical metallic mint-green...
It feels like the wheels went out of balance after we hit that mud. That's not it.
could be driving on Michelin model XGV 75-R14s?
Honey, come on now. Stop it. I need the phone.
' And it'll spread like a cancer but you're gonna have to answer '
You screw up, and those boys get fried.
your life, our marriage, and let me see...
and one of the meats looked at me
What the fuck is that?
"Hear About The Ongoing Cholesterol Problem In The Country?"
Is there any more shit we can pile on to 2022?
He's not gonna let me look at his files, but maybe he'll relax enough...
I got mud in my tires? Mm-hmm.
Excuse me. You guys hear about the ongoing... cholesterol problem in the country?
There’s a fuckin surprise
Four.
Your Honor,
I take pride in my grits.
I'll find a way to bail you out. No, don't.
[Laughing]
I'm just waiting to finesse him. I'm startin' to finesse him. I got him goin'.
Hamburger
Where did you go to law school? Brooklyn Academy of Law.
Let the record show Mrs. Constance Riley identified the defendant's car.
ROIC?
When you have no evidence.....
of the defendants' Buick and analyzed that too.
Oh, my god, what a fuckin' nightmare! Oh, my god, what a fuckin' nightmare!
18 degrees is the high today? that's it?
' That every man's got his pride and he'll try to run and hide '
All he had to do was say guilty or not guilty. We could have done that.
HOW NICK VIEWS MAX'S PATRONAGE 2 WEEKS AFTER HE RENEWS HIS LOCKER
Excuse me. You guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?
[Spectators Murmuring]
Who would do such a thing?
practiced with a certain degree of informality down here.
' To your heart in the Bible Belt '
Aidin’’ and Abettin’
Beans are protein. Beans make you fart.
Yes, sir, it is. Thank you, ma'am.
Now, can you tell us, by what you see in this picture,
I think you should be down on your fuckin' knees.
Last tour How I felt at 4 in the morning
Okay.
Terrific. You're a hell of a bonder.
Voire
We lawyers, I’m a lawyer... we call that a counteroffer
Well, I'm not Jerry Gallo. I'm Joey Gallo.
Hey Mike
And the witness has all the answers. He ends up proving the prosecution's case.
Well...
What is a Ute?
Meanwhile, 10 years later, my niece,
Identical!
of the state and federal Department of Weights and Measures...
Fellow who received orders to kill from a dog? You defended him?
and jump into a green car with a white convertible top...
- ' Way down south ' - ' Way down south ' - [Dog Barking]
So I had to get this in a secondhand store.
Thought of you
You could have gotten caught. What if somebody saw? The laws are medieval down here.
alright line up! Gallagher Stephenson Carmichael... Where's Smith?
The whole store got the flu
for driving a stolen metallic mint-green 1963 Pontiac Tempest...
All right. Let me see it. Show it to me.
Hey, Billy! Hey, back off!
' Oh, Lord ''
As for Saturday...
Bill, listen. Take your time. Pick the right words. Get back to New York, give me a call.
I need can you guess ferrari please. Yes sure
Look, I think we should meet with the public defender, see what he's like.
' She knows more than Mama taught her ' ' More than Mama taught her '
That is a lucid, intelligent, well-thought-out suggestion Overruled
You got mud in your tires.
Yes.
' Now once you get down there then you'll see '
- Mr. Gambini? - Yes?
Is there anything else we can pile on?
Lighten up, okay? Don't worry. I'm gonna help ya.
What are u a fucking world travela?
What is a yute?
I can't read the twitter replies...
"What is it, Joe Pesci, that attracts you personally to the desert?" "It's clean"
I got no money, a dress-code problem,
I mean, he nailed him. It was, It's in his pocket.
You watched those games??
'' [Radio: Country]
Nothin', unless he's convicted.
Yeah. First, let me see the money.