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What makes you think I'm gay?
Um...
...but could not.
Because you called her a stuck-up bitch...
...who's been trying to kill me all night!
Denny!
You do what you need to do, Greg.
I'm gonna need you to pull over.
Denis! Come on.
Aw.
For future reference, I'll remember that.
Now, Denis, where were we?
No, that was no standard cow.
...you'd never know what a scary wack job Beth Cooper was.
No 18-year-old boy is that cool.
Are you calling me fat?
I told you.
If she gives you shit, go for her throat.
It's the trinity.
Oh, my God. Find weapons. Aah!
Sorry.
Beth.
Thank you...
Okay, let's see.
All right.
Come on.
Cause brain damage.
No, it was...
Okay. And tomorrow.
Yeah, you.
Here you go.
What?
I hope you had fun. I did.
What are you doing? You're so mean.
Well, in any case, I'm sorry your dad's such a dick.
Goddamn Kevin.
...for loving me.
I apologize and surrender unconditionally.
I was gonna...
What's that sound?
Yeah, I'm sorry. It's just...
Dude, you look ridiculous.
Mm-hm.
I'm just trying to make it through the night alive, okay?
Oh, secret shame.
Le Coove! Here. Thank you.
You're the guy.
No, no, not everything. There are some things I don't know.
No, ma'am.
No blood.
You heard that?
You're the one who almost ran over me with a military vehicle...
Me too.
Who knew he was paying attention?
Guys tell me they love me all the time.
Ha, ha, ha.
...looking back not with anger...
...owned by some homicidal rage ape you call a boyfriend...
Look, I don't know why I did th... Who was that?
Yes!
No, I will not tell you where I am or who I'm with...
Well, this one sure as shit could.
No. Not... No.
I'm going back. Thank you.
She would never hook up with some loser for a 12-pack.
They're hitting the showers. Yeah.
Mr. And Mrs. C? Who?
Kevin's probably tracking it.
The one that I now know...
Hi. Hey.
...because I definitely wasn't, uh, you know, looking or anything.
So, is this what you had planned for tonight?
You're thinking. "Is that a lightsaber?" And, yes, this is a polycarbonate blade.
Ugh. Radio sucks.
Good luck with Stanford and everything.
Behind her. Shh.
I'm, like, the least notable person in this car.
Thank you. Thank you, Beth, for saving my life again?
She's not Beth Cooper.
You're not gonna stop it? Look, all I want is a fair fight.
David.
...I don't know what I'm talking about.
Well, they don't know me. You know me.
Let me just air it out a little.
But it was so sweet, I'll have to let you live.
Are you just gonna keep bleeding? Yeah, for about 3 days.
School's been blown to pieces
Look, what I only meant was, you didn't seem like...
Don't be afraid, I can handle this.
Sure.
Let us confess:
I talked to your dad, Rich. Yeah?
Why are you laughing? This is how you do this.
Let's tip one.
...in front of the whole school?
My dad was gonna give me his old car...
Makin' all that noise
Denis.
You're spitting your blood at me! Pbbt.
Your party was better.
We may remember someday
Well, we can't salute you
My brother's retarded.
Ladies.
So we meet again.
And so I say here today...
You know what, I just, um... I wanna go home.
Man of war!
Great, you just killed everybody in the car.