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I'll bet we could take Topeka right now and prove them all wrong!
Yeah!
We just run around in circles and try to grab each other's asses!
that that was the longest drinking binge we've ever had.
The schnapps with the delightful taste of s'mores!
God damn it.
Yeah, and it doesn't matter because the bet was
I want to commend you for stopping the rebel uprising.
and see you on the battlefield.
Cartman? What the hell are you doing?
- capture the bell this time. - But why? Why should they get the bell?
all the s'more schnapps you can drink for a year!
...and was forced to live off her own faeces for several days.
- Right. - You're on!
Sure, you can try to change the past, but usually... Where are you going?
- I'm playing the drum. - Well, you have to hit it softer!
Hello, I'm Abraham Lincoln. President of the United States.
- Don't touch me. - Well, Cartman. The South lost.
- Suck my ass! - What do we do, General?
- Oh really? I'm pretty sure I just did. - Okay, you all know the rules.
We are pleased to sponsor you with all the s'more schnapps you need!
The Confederates would have whupped ass in Topeka, too.
He's re-enacting Jefferson Davis! You can't talk that way to a superior officer!
Dear guys, Words cannot express how much i hate you guys.
It is time to march to Washington D.C.!
You must fire your blanks into the air. If someone says they killed you,
I can't be happy. You ruined the re-enactment!
If you would like a tour of the fort,
Well, that sounds great. I'm going to get some s'more schnapps.
Boy, this just keeps getting weirder, doesn't it?
I knew they would!
They mock us in Kansas, soldier.
their government's authority. You must declare the Confederacy its own nation
That hurt!
- Surrender your men, General! - All right, all right! We surrender!
- We're out of s'more schnapps? - That can't be!