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Screw you guys, home.
This year I have decided to fight for the glorious South.
They're all still doing a re-enactment. What we have to do is play into that!
- You're not gonna get it by tomorrow! - Yes, I will!
This is about history! We can't let them change it!
Tell us where you keep your Jagerminz S'more-flavoured Schnapps!
And the Confederates won the fort?
and march on to Topeka!
He doesn't even know that the South loses the Civil War!
Sure.
Fire!
Yeah!
We take the s'more schnapps, and by morning they'll all wanna go home.
the only man old enough to have actually seen the Civil War
- Yeah! - All right, Yank!
Yeah, and now you can take that stupid beard off!
Come on, Billy, you boys need a quick history lesson!
Oh. Well, you know what I say? Screw you guys, I'm going home.
Did you happen to catch that ball game last night?
to your conditions. You and all the Confederates will have
Ready? One, two, three, four.
They're just drunk, Cartman. As soon as they sober up, they'll stop!
- They lose the war! - The South is gonna win!
of the battle of Tamarack Hill.
Wow, dude, your grandpa still isn't dead?
Does Cleveland like to rock? God damn it, yeah!
I hate you guys so very, very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee.
- Whoops. - Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!
Now our numbers are truly great! It is time!