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Hee hee hee heehee
- You son ofa bitch! - Don't say that.
For example, someone's been drinking...
You were right Everything You Said Would Happen Happened
Oh, my God!
That's not fair.
Larry and Jennifer. Nice kids.
Sorry.
I've been checking car trunks foryour corpse.
I know I've forgotten something. What else?
Moses, I'm just serious. I don't have any choice.
When you need some quick cash to cover this month’s child support… “Tomorrow we head to the track”
You don't have a boss to worry about.''
You were right
the zones refused to bobonkabounce didn't they? yes.
Sit down. I want you to meet my niece.
Recessive gene, skips every nine generations.
What do we do?
Bob?
Me coming into Monday morning ...
I really have to take a nap and--
Buck, this is Bob.
There you go.
Trust me.
Does anyone have a special story to tell about something that happened?
Northridge Tire Pros CAN YOU HOLD PLEASE!!!
You sound like a bitch
No. It'sjust a little oil.
- You can't find any way to be cool? - You mean easy? No.
Do you know how whipped an engine has to be to blow that loud?
- Can you get Uncle Buck? - Will do, chickie.
Schafer?….Speaker? Is there a similarity there?
I ain't sorry for shit!
You don't want to sleep with me.
That is not a valid excuse! I hear that every day and I dismiss it.
Hey! I'm not sorry, all right?
You look firm.
I'm single again, but I never bothered to lose the Frost.
Stop talking about "Mary Poppins" and singing "A Spoonful of Sugar" and "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"!
- I don't want him here. - It'sjust a suggestion.
Good night, Uncle Buck.
Are we going to Indianapolis?
Do I look like I give a shit?
Yeah?
I’ll pass
Seriously.
yes party ok yes got humped clamp balloon ok? yes i'm fine blackishmore you alright?
drag them down andconvince them they're nogood.
Tonight or in the morning?
Nothing to be sorry about.
I loved my father very much.
Just a second. It's your aunt.
I came to invite Cindy to lunch...
- What should I do with my car? - For crying out loud!
We're all a little tired ofthe act.
win some dough, some serious dough.
Are you deaf? I said I wasn't hungry.
How'd you like to spend the next few nights wondering...
- It was nice meeting you. - I'll remember it always.
I've got to get this out.
your boobs were named Minnie and Mickey. I remember that because of Disney WorId.
I can tell if you did the work Or outsourced it to chat gpt like an idiot
I want to leave as soon as we can.
My throat hurts. I can't talk.
Percy!
Cindy's father had a heart attack tonight.
That's a good idea.
The laundry. What's it look like?
- She wasn 't there. - She ran away?
You got some religion out there in the 'burbs?
Andthestockmarket has its best weeksinceJuIy.
What about Buck? I'm sure he'd be glad to help out.
Daddy and I are.
Tia!
You knowsomething?
that they would catch on fire like that.
and what we've taIkedabout thepast weeks.
She said she was going to a party.
Need any DILDO Jokes?
Stand me up today, and tomorrow...
They'd say, ''Man, look at you.
What's the other word for balls?
But you don't understand the bigger picture.
I don't want to do this.
No, that's not a good idea.
- This is really a good idea. - Thankyou.
Tia took off on me. I was supposed to pick her up after school.
What, you can't take children when you're going to cheat on a horse race?
I don't hurt anybody. I don't see what the problem is.
Your girlfriend?
Haha Shit
broke the floor we're out of poland! korr well kive!