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He's responsible, caring...
Iforgot togiveyou the number. Don't get mad.
and a zipper like that...
They usually stay out pretty late.
you are of just shoedithrouth shoeieyditkrleiein. thish is jodge josheueody.
stringing her along for about eight years now.
You know what happened?
Start the day off right.
Is this okay with Cindy? It's got Cindy's approval?
Come on, it ain't gonna bite.
Ineedsomebody to watch the kids.
Heck no
No. I'vejust gathered this from my own observations.
She's confused. AndIneedto findher.
you see somebody who will fill the bill...
I thinkyou'd better split.
He's coming in for the Winter Million at Burlington Park on Friday.
- Bye. - Bye, Uncle Buck.
brought to you by Kobolowski Tires.
I’ll pass
I'm Tia Russell's uncle. You know Tia?
We really had a good time. I know it's ridiculous.
WaIt Bern--
Don't you think he loves you?
You're bored out ofyour mind. You need adult supervision.
I'll get it nice and juicy foryou.
You were right.
it'll all be better tomorrow.
You ever hear ofa ritual killing?
- She is too. - No, she's not.
What are we doing?
- Our son is there. - Kids!
You got both kneecaps?
Damn kids.
If I could think ofan excuse that you would buy, I'd use it.
I don't know if I've told you this, but I'm an amateur dentist.
excuse me lauren thomson are you slapping? i'm not slapping.
- Nice ofyou to notice. - I'm a kid. That's myjob.
So why did you move away from him?
so claire's dead right? right.
who's filling in for glynn white? maria peruzza.
I'm earning my keep Neil's got me busting my hump
I'm sorry.
IknowyouprobabIy don't beIieve it, but it's true.
Can’t thank you enough!
- How you doin'? - Who are you?
Hello, young fellow. I'm Tia Russell's uncle, Buck Russell.
it's time to fuck the fatty it's time to snell the raelene it's time to punch the flat zones on the fuck show tonight. it's the fuck show with our special guest stars allison statler and michael walfoff!
- What time should I pickyou up? - Don't bother. I'll get a ride.
Let me guess.
No, but you said ''shit'' twice. But only once for real.
Am I giving you a hard time?
Is it the hat?
No, but-- You don't--
Will Do, Chickie Will Do, Chickie
Nice work.
who's filling in for adam amos? santi vin-rangjuvinemack.
Imagine . . . people getting sick during flu season . . . shocking!!!
Come on.
I want you to know it makes me feel secure to know you're there.
I’m in the field of regenerative medicine. I’m a god!!
It hurts when someone screws with your life, doesn't it?
So we're going to be very quiet for them.
- You think she hates me? - With a passion.
ifyour crazy, out-of-work bum uncle...
I'm glad you can do it foryour brother. You sure can't do it for me.
You can go crazy after I leave. Until then, I'm not letting you out.
Need any dildojokes?
It should only be a few days. I promise I'll call you tomorrow.
I have a friend who works at the crime lab at the police station
So why don't we put a button on it...
Hello.
I've been leaving the toilet seats up.
Hop in the back. Get your belts on.
That is my car.
AndFeIix is what we caIIedyour--
- Buck Russell's the name. - I'm sorry I'm late.
yes beryl syeieiek? what do you want? i want to poke multiple sclorsis in the ibis at crown poachers.
Is there a similarity there?
Yeah.
Would you like to talk about a possible mask trade?
Just relax.
You okay?
What's the matter?
I said I'd be at work in the morning. I'll be there.
I see a bad egg when I look at your niece.
- Where's your offiice? - I don't have one. I don't need one.
You so much as scowl at my niece or any other kid in this school...
Rain check?
You're not-- Give me a--
Can we put our personal problems aside?
Tell the neighbors we're sorry about having that parked in the driveway.
Busting
They weren't making enough cash in Indianapolis.
you are about to court your only judge! the people are capturing judge judith shiendalin! the rulings are youayley! the cases are just jewice! this is only this of judge judge!
Next.
who's filling in for jason lewis? fiona grocher.