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Even guys like me don't want guys like me.
We both sleep with men.
Hello?
What's the big deal? In 50 years, men are gonna be obsolete anyway.
- And that's a good thing. - What's that supposed to mean?
Mrs. Blatch.
Stanny, be a dear. Go in the kitchen and get me some matches.
- Wow, he looks great! - Doesn't he?
It was the Turtle. A Manhattan legend known for two things:
I'd like to return these.
This is not a bad idea at all.
I have to run, too. I'll call you.
You like it because she gets to sleep for 100 years, and doesn't age.
- It never goes out of style. - Never.
Of course, he died penniless and single.
Smart girl.
I've had it with the whole gay scene.
My feet are killing me.
He's like a whole new person.
So in your world, it's always sixth grade.
I'll call you.
Not a bad-looking girl. Don't you think?
Listen, I hope I didn't give you the wrong idea.
You have a little bit of sauce on the lip...
Maybe you should propose to me, and we'll all live happily ever after.
Hello.