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It's not illegal.
I killed the last woman who talked to me like that.
I mean, it's all in the timing. You gotta brown the garlic...
- Good night. - Good night.
People are always telling me things I don't want to hear.
Oh, my God! This has to be Stanford.
Salt. Yeah.
Yeah.
- Okay, where is it? - What are you talking about?
I wasn't thinking about it until he said I couldn't. Now it's all I think about.
Designed by Coco Chanel herself.
right there.
It's fabulous. I feel like an enormous weight has been lifted.
We're best friends. We make each other laugh.
- I think I broke my vagina. - Sorry. Am I pulling too hard?
Stanford?
I don't know. You look pretty gay to me.
Bernie Turtletaub from the wedding.
No big deal. I'd rather stay home with the Rabbit than go out, deal with men.
Yes, I have a column in The Star.
That depends. What are your plans for the frosting?
See you later. Bye.
Investment bankers and the women who hate them...
Aren't you cocky!
is to live in the moment and not worry about the future.
And it still fits.
I can't believe the synchronicity. I was just thinking about you!
I thought it would be all scary and weird, but it isn't. It's pink!
I thought he was gay.
$92?
I know where my next orgasm is coming from. Who here can say as much?
- How's your dinner? - It's questionable.