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Time to totally kick ass!
I’ve got just the thing
Crazy Maraea lol
You know what? Forget this! I'm out of here!
Well, since you put it that way.
$50,000. Cash!
and ended up getting fired from my last job.
Learn your acronyms
I guess it's because I always know you're gonna have my back.
When school should've taught you about taxes But learning about plant cells was more important
Time to Totally Kick Ass
Squeeze me? Oh no you didn’t
I'm guilty of paying more attention to my job than I do my wife.
and what they're thinking about and if they're thinking about you.
MYSTIQUE In White
I don't want to go on a date with a guy and his dog is biting him and...
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I can taste the leather.
Non vegans: Boy, your really strong, aren't you? Vegans: it's from all that protien
What are you doing?
Where the hell am I supposed to sit?
I have to take care of some business.
Look. Wilson sisters rock Hamptons.
My God! What's happening?
WHAT?! No one messes with my queen!!!
When babe wants new toaster
It was delivered to his home. The girls in the photo are his daughters...
Please don't write a letter. Look, just calm down.
You better answer me!
Me tryin to get into The Blonds NYFW Show
You can do that?
I tried to call you but Your number changed ?
Me, trying to get tickets to the Eras Tour
It's all about the blue economy baby
tyrone used to be like...
Fine! Sold! To The Big Black Guy Right There! Step Right Up and Claim Your Prize!
I'm Kevin Copeland. I'm an FBI agent.
My god, so what? I steal everyones glasses
- Here, let me help you. - Hold on.
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Le tue curve generose mi ricordano le colline italiane.
But they never notice.
All right, I'll be there in a minute. Bye.
Somebody throw Shamu back in the ocean!
See? Nobody's in here.
Now, where were we? Wine!
I'm Warren Vandergeld. I'm sure most of you know me.
- Check under the bed... - What do you mean, Check under the bed?
Making my way downtown Walking fast
Because of you, I had to suspend two of my best agents!
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Excuse me. I do have the hook-up.
Oh, my God. Brittany!
It's... What?
My God. You need help?
Okay, I got to go. Bye. Thanks, Chief.
But Burton is not our guy!
Oh, yeah. Now it's out.
I'm coming nigga
Kevin or Marcus?
Joevs
Which means there's two minutes unaccounted for.
You know, sometimes you sound just like a man.
Now who could have said that?
And look, there they are. The fen-phen twins.
But I'd still bone.
- Yeah. - Totally. Total fire sign. I knew it.
hang out with somebody and have a real conversation.
I don't know. Stand up straight.
Ivanka and Tiffany Trump right now
Mott’s making his way downtown.. walking fast!
- I'll take the both of you. - Cut it out.
- Let's just blend. - All right.
More like the Wilt Chamberlain sisters. I never noticed how big they are.
who had to go, Yo' mama on the Vandergelds.
I am so fricking pissed.
Ni-coise salad, right?
I think I'll go over there and introduce myself.
Captivated by your beauty.
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- This isn't a weekend. - It's the weekend.
Man, I just took two of them, and I'm telling you...
Look who just flew in from the slums of Beverly Hills.
Hold up, hold on now. I'll get the...
Me
. .
What are you doing here?
Me when a fitness coach slides in my DMs
This bitch read my mind!
- MC Hammer broke! - No!
Perhaps not. I'll have the steak, smothered in onions.
Oh cotton tail
I'm coming nigga
That's what I do baby
Here you go. $5. $2.50 each.
Triple T B.T.N.A, Time to Totally Beat these Niggas Asses
Girl, we're going to get along just fine.
- They changed that quick! - Amazing!
He's just going to do that until he falls asleep.
That skank thinks he's hot??
I went to go get my brows done...
Now, the Wilson sisters will be flying into JFK this morning.
756939 UC
I'm only gonna be a couple of hours and I'll meet you back at the club.
Who do we have to sleep with for us to get your credibility back
- Later, Häag. - Adiós, Dazs.
You really are disgusting.
Faces pass And I'm home bound
It isn’t a weekend. It’s THE weekend.
Can't you stall him for a little while?
Olivia Jade & Isabella Speaking to Mom Lori & Dad Mossimo
OMG Rahat You were thinking it
Onia graces hamptons magazine
New Wetsuit
Who's that?
When Colgate asks you to donate I already gave to the United Negro Fund
Hidden Mysteries World
Well, if I wasn't mistaken, I'd think you were flirting with me, Miss Wilson.
thats what i do, baby
Bring it on, sisters!
I make $30,000 a year after taxes.
You might want to slow down on the cheese.
I wasn't asleep, I was closing my eyes and visualizing your words.
due to tanya pilbersek butting in siri accidently woke me up! (thank god she did though otherwise i would've burnt the house down!) and the hirals went down with elmar's. yes byrls got me with syphillis phyllis diller bait yes! and the donald deluise tremors have begun again.
we'll be there!
947945 JR
You don't know who you messing with! My name's Gina!
You can do that
I've got just the thing. Come.
- Yes. - No.
and bumplebrain and stating waldrorofoboxoff odonxia! or whatever you say to ashley gallagher! so stop your bullying and 24/7 shut up on a school stand! you evil ouija board version of abraxas! yes you heard the plongre now stop it! this is your final warning! next time i'll call the police judge judy and supernanny!
They'll be there.
¡Diablos!... ¿Señoritas?