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Only faggots and sailors are named Brian
... is a Marine and his rifle.
Happy Birthday Zipperhead
Well, the NVA are dug in deep.
Right shoulder.
What do we do for a living, ladies?
Sir, yes, sir. Sir, yes, sir.
By the way, my name's Schinoski. Walter J. Schinoski.
Hey, hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay.
Doc. Doc. Doc.
edam did mommy and daddy not show you enough attention as a child? or did they give you too much?
Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report.
We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns.
What's happening, man?
I'm asking the fucking questions, private. Do you understand?
Poor, dumb bastard
All fucking nazis must hang
A peace symbol, sir.
Ain’t war hell
COS'è QUESTA PALLA DI LARDO HOO è UNA CIAMBELLA PALLA DI LARDO
Good night, ladies.
if you want lizzie mcguire's and go you pony you're going to shut the mouth up and quit hating like the tourettes guy and hit your head on a somebody come get her she's dancing like an angry grandpa.
Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
How can you shoot woman and children?
-You love your country? -Yes, sir.
-What you got there, chief? -Do you want number one fucky?
Goddamn it. No.
I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE PRIVATE DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
THEY DON'T SERVE FRIED CHICKEN AND WATERMELON ON A DAILY BASIS IN MY MESS HALL
Don’t make it too obvious
Happy birthday Hollymarie Now lean forward and choke yourself
Cowboy, it's Sergeant Murphy.
Nobody, huh?
Lets me know just who I am
6100. Rotary-wing/Tiltrotor Maintenance You made it
Quickly. Move it up. Move it up, Pyle. Move it up.
Too beaucoup
Does this mean Ann Margaret’s not coming??
Move your toddler around your head, Not your head around the toddler.
... the civilian press are about to wet their pants...
THIS IS MY FLASHLIGHT There are many like it, but this one is mine.
-Sir, to kill, sir. -So you're a killer?
Is there an irregular? How about North Vietnamese Army soldier?
A day without a SEV IS LIKE A DAY WITHOUT SUNSHINE
You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you
Do you suck dicks?
Does this mean the DNC is not coming in 2024?
intelligentsia of communist party of moonchal
Do it.
-I ain't ready for this shit. -Amen.
This is my rifle, this is my gun
I hate Da Nang, Joker. I wanna go out into the field.
What have we got here?! A fucking comedian! Private Gabriel Joker!
-Sir, yes, sir. -I'll bet they regret that.
Today is Sunday. Divine worship at 0800.
... he'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose...
Joker...
-Sir, yes, sir. -lf it wasn't for dickheads like you...
Sir, yes sir !
Go easy, bros.
Well, I think we should win.
You piece of shit. You look like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.
I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there.
Where the hell are you from, private?
Okay, listen up. I think we're being set up for an ambush.
Sir, yes, sir.
Why, you little maggot. You make me wanna vomit.
Joker, I've told you, we run two basic stories here.
-P. T. -P. T.
-Mighty good -Mighty good
I gotta get back in the shit.
I don't know, but I'm a sane treefort member, I'll tell you that.
The fairy-fucking-godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing.
Gomer Pyle.
Captain January will need all his people.
Don't make it too obvious, but I wanna see fur and early-morning dew.
... you will hesitate at the moment of truth.
-The what? -The duality of man. The Jungian thing, sir.
Oswald got off three rounds with an old ltalian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds...
Sir, yes, sir. Let me see your Optavia® face.
Quickly. Get up here. Hurry up. Move it out.
I will motivate you rohn If it short dicks every cannible in the congo
-Ten dollars. -Five dollars.
One, two, three, 27.
Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence.
-Sir, no, sir. -And why not, Private Pyle?
Let's go get some payback.
Ibet he could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Left, right. Attack. Halt.
... to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face...
IS THIS ANOTHER OHIO STATE WIN OVER MICHIGAN
Good Night ladies. good night sir!
I wanna get out into the shit.
Holy Jimmy.
‘Cause I’m so fucking good!
NOBODY HATES YOU, FAY.
This is my rifle, this is my gun
Hold your fire.
FOUR FUCKIN EGGS FOR LUNCH, STEVEN.
Aye, aye, sir.
This is my rifle, this is my gun
mama and papa were laying in bed
Excuse me.
What's your sixth general order?
When the shit hits the fan, who do they call?
You forget your fucking name? ODB list. You made it.
Follow you anywhere, scumbag.
Anyone who runs is a VC.
You will?
What was the matter with him?
Fuck this shit. I'm going in to bring him out.
Private Pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate...
Sir, does this mean that Elizabeth Warren's not coming?
Nice.
Your ass looks like about 1 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that?!
You Goddamn Communist Heathen. you make me want to vomit
finger-banging old Mary Jane Rottencrotch
Your right shoulder.
We've gotta try to keep our heads until this 'law' craze blows over
Happy birthday Zipper head!
Do we love our beloved Corps, ladies?
-Sir, aye, aye, sir. -I want that head so sanitary...
Mama rolled over, this is what she said
Mary Jane Rottencrotch..... Are Over!!!!
I will never forget this day.
-Sir, no, sir. -Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...
Feels good Tastes good
From now on, until the day you die...
-He'll teach you how to pee. -Sir, yes, sir.
That's it. Now just pull the next one over and you're home free.
SF Poop Patrol
-Cowboy. -Holy shit. That sniper's got a clean shot.
You are not even human-fucking-beings.