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-I can hack it. -You can hack it, man.
Hurry up. Get up there.
Well, like-- Like you see, you know, it's a major city...
You just keep making mistakes.
32 1/4 inch Arm Length
We may be coming back in a big hurry.
about how the free world will conquer communism
One. Two. Three.
Get some. Get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Lets me know just who I am
Boi
Hell I like you You can come over and fuck my sister
Can I quote L.B.J?
Who the fuck said that?
Private Dan Well, no shit scumbag!
We'll change direction.
-Whose side are you on, son? -Our side, sir.
FULL METAL JACKET
It’s a huge shit sandwich and we’re all gonna have to take a bite...
Well, now, let's just see if there's anything missing.
Why is Private Pyle holding that weapon?
-Shit. -That son of a bitch.
Well, it’s good that you didn’t mean to hurt anyone, but throwing things is not allowed in camp.
Sir.
What comes to mind watching terrorists attack US Capitol and police stand by
Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor...
well, she's seen a little on TV.
Shoot...
I mean, all that bullshit about the Air Cav....
I guess Emma and Pops don’t get theirs.
... and dishonored the platoon.
I draw fire watch.
Baltimore Ravens!
-Sir, yes, sir. -I can't hear you.
... to do a job that Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.""
One, two, three, 24.
All fucking baseball Must fucking hang
Left, right, left, right, left.
Lots of bugs and too dangerous.
The deadliest weapon in the world...
When you say ready to order but then You proceed to stare at the menu and ask 30 questions
I am fucking bored to death, man.
We're supposed to be helping them, and they shit all over us every chance they get.
All fucking trannies must fucking hang
I will gouge out your eyeballs And skullfuck you
What have we got her, a fucking comedian? From now
who's filling in for joanna mcnulty? planaria reterron.
A Marine gets it after he's been in the shit for too long.
FOUR FUCKING EGGS FOR LUNCH STEVEN. FOUR FUCKING EGGS FOR LUNCH STEVEN.
What is this Mickey Mouse shit?
It’s a good thing you’re not from Texas or Oklahoma, Private Cowboy
YOU REALLY LOOK LIKE SHIT TODAY, LEONARD
... maybe you'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad.
Ain't never been fired and only dropped once.
Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
We're the Lusthog Squad.
Scumbag!
the dead only know one thing:
-Hold it. -Cease fire.
What have we got here? A f’ing comedian. Private Kathleen.
Everything clean.
Pvt. Tony... Cut those nails tonight or you'll pop that blister tomorrow!
Republic Airline
I seen this before.
Tesla Solar says System is too big My response
... street by street and house by house.
Sir.
Reveille, reveille, reveille. Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
That is not your daddy’s shotgun cowboy
When people ask how Jack Wilsons shooting was
Follow you anywhere Scum bag
Left, right, left, right, left....
You better get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a giant shit on you
Left, right, left, right left, right, left.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Is this me?
Jesus H. Christ.
-P. T. -P. T.
A killer, yes, sir.
... that the Virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump.
If God wanted FDA approval, he would have miracled your ass thru the FDA by now, wouldn't he?
Today is Christmas There will be a magic show at 0930
... Private Joker is your new squad leader and you will bunk with him.
Shoot.
This is his party Today is his birthday
You 're part of a brotherhood.
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold
Five foot 9 i didn't know they stacked shit the high.
You will place that rifle on the deck at your feet...
All f ing bitches must f ing hang.
Because you were hungry.
Sometimes.
Excuse me, ma'am.
Harvest 2019 How’s harvest going?
holy jesus
... and the recruits of Platoon 3092 are salty.
Why don't you jump on the team and come on in for the big win ?
Can't say I liked it much.
... we're gonna have to put you up for the Congressional Medal of Ugly.
Too Buku, too Buku
Fat body
I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of that vent, you could get up there to clean it
Shoot.
Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do
What the fuck is that?!
Right one over the left.
One, two, three, 30.
We shoot them full of holes and fill them full of lead.
Just throw it over.
I got $5 for you
T en fucking seconds.
Okay, listen up.
What is that, John Shaft?
sure
Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real Optavia® face.
My rifle is my best friend. It is my life.
ME WHEN SOMEONE CRITICIZES BILLIE EILISH
You will be a minister of death praying for war.
... but under fire, Animal Mother's one of the finest human beings in the world.
Left shoulder.
The private has been instructed but does not know.
I mean, we're getting killed for these people...
Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir.
In Saigon the United States Embassy has been overrun by suicide squads.
Next two privates. Quickly.
Fuck you, Cowboy. Fuck all you assholes.
A high school girl could do my job.
I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in years
I will P. T. you all until you fucking die.
Oh, that's right, Private Pyle.
Clinton- I said choke yourself!
If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training...
Can I quote LBJ?
Lizzie McGuire
If You Want Lizzie McGuire's Feet and go you pony you're going to shut the mouth up and quit hating like the Tourettes guy and hit your head on a table.
She's praying.