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... about how the free world will conquer communism...
“Too Beaucoup”
Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire.
You a photographer?
Granny can't remember her name. But she made us sammiches!
What The Fuck Is That?
My thoughts drift back to erect-nipple wet dreams...
The lieutenant is down.
If god wanted Lakers up there, he would have miracled their ass up by now, wouldn't he?
Private Dave your fired Private Bianca is promoted
Your ass feels like about 1 50 pounds of chewed bubble gum, Climes. Do you know that?!
-Taylor. -Sir, yes, sir.
Bullshit. From now on you're Private Snowball.
... me.
You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you.
Private Snowball.
Joker, in there. New guy.
MSU and Iowa Play Offense Like Old People F*ck And private pyle climbs obstacles
Found a spot to fish.......
yes yes
Private Cowboy.
Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
Son of a bitch.
Are you ready write a fucking masterpiece Sarah and riley?
You goddamn communist heathen. Sound off that you love the Virgin Mary...
Private Dan
Arguing with a school shooter
tonight he kept saying with the tourettes guy with a sarah stanley.
STEERS & QUEERS!
Gladiator
"Does This Mean That Ann-Margret's Not Coming?"
-Good -Good
No, sir. We're reporters from Stars and Stripes.
beryl bust her brotiful boiler and ballooned the sky and bounced the bed pan fried eggs in balipore. and busted her feet with benjamin and broke the bust of her busted biosphere.
jesu mwega jesu mwega
Me love you too much.
ROMY EAT YOUR YOGURT
I'll P. T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk.
Private Pyle has dishonored himself...
So we clear it out and we roll the tanks in...
And get some good low-angle stuff.
Any time
Joker...
You motherfucker.
When we're in Hue, when we're in Hue City...
It is my life.
You gotta be shitting me, Joker.
What side was that Private Amy? Sir. A left hook Sir.
Your left shoulder.
Okay? Got it?
Jesus H. Christ.
Arm.
Sir.
Yeah, we might party.
Beza na angielskim Najpierw muzułmanka potem bingo
Gov Cuomo to New York Now Lean Forward and Choke Yourself
we're watching the old spice bearglove and beggin strips gotta get that bacon and mucinex and m&m's can i watch tv and myrbetriq doctor and big ass biscuit
How can you shoot women and children?
Sir, yes Sir!
So from now on, whenever Private Pyle fucks up...
What is that written on your helmet?
OH SH!T!! I Guess Not
Go to the gym or else...
We got Condition Red and we're definitely expecting rain.
Private Pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down.
... we're gonna miss not having anyone around who's worth shooting.
Yeah, Joker can be John Wayne, I'll be a horse.
What's up?
One, two, three, 21.
Left shoulder.
He was all set to get shipped out on a medical.
You Goddam comunist heathen! You"d better sound off like you love the Lord Jesus! Missed you at Church!
They Say Joe Harrison Too Buku
Do you suck dicks?
Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.
-A jelly doughnut? -Sir, yes, sir.
The Marine Corps wants to build indestructible men.
I need help.
That would break my fucking heart.
COVID-19
I love the Marine Corps
Then quit, you slimy walrus looking piece of shit
Dear SRT Command...
Lawrence what? Of Arabia?
Seven-six-two millimeter.
Murph, this is Cowboy.
She give you everything you want, long time.
... and asked them to report the next day for political reeducation.
Don’t swing don’t swing don’t swing
What's up?
Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
-Sir, yes, sir. -What is the matter with you?
... ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress.
Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam and hit them hard.
Box me up and ship me home
You owe me for one jelly doughnut!
Shoot...
... but your ass belongs to the Corps.
You got girlfriend Vietnam?
Private Cowboy, Private Joker.
No. Ten dollars.
Company commanders switching pcs
I do not look down on n uhs, k s, w or greasers.
Oh, just waiting to get back to the land of the big PX.
Let's move out.
"Me so horny! Me love you long time!"
Are you trying to squeeze an inch in on me
These people we wasted here today...
... and I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats.
yes beryl frontlindenerette? what do you want? i want to do some blaskering in darkwater bay.
Hotel One Actual, this is Cowboy.
We’ll, no shit!
I do not look down on ni as, t s, w or greasers.
Four inches from your chest, Pyle. Four inches.
... has occupied all of the city of Hue south of the Perfume River.
Okay.
... so we have to assault with tanks, we roll in the streets.
Why arent you stomping Private Pyle's guts out?!
What I’m thinking When someone is less than 6 feet
NVA learned Marines on a search-and-destroy mission...
ALL FUCKING WEEBS MUST FUCKING HANG
Joker, shut the fuck up.
Ten-hut.
0300, lnfantry.
Rear-echelon paranoia.
-Rafterman. -Rafterman.
-Good -Good
-How much? -Fifteen dollar.
Sir, yes, sir!
Does this mean that Hillary won't be prosecuted?
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia.