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This is my rifle.
lWe've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over.
One pull-up, Pyle. Come on, pull.
Yeah?
Sir, yes, sir.
Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?
-No, sir. -What is it supposed to mean?
He was jerkin off 10 times a day.
Gabriel!!! Let me see your war face!!!
too boaucoup, too Beaucoup
This is Murphy. What is your present position? Over.
Pull. Pull, Pyle, pull.
Lockdown
I Wouldn't Lose Any Sleep Over It
We got the sniper.
Anyone who stands still......is a well disciplined spammer
...8 or 1 0,000 miles around the world...
-What? -We can't leave him out there.
Does this mean Ann Margaret isn’t coming?
I think we made a mistake at the last checkpoint.
Billy
BUT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE YOU DON'T KNOW NIGGERS FROM FAGGOTS?
Jusqu'a quel point on avait humilie le Peuple... ...avant qu'il ne se revolte.
Okay, Lusthog Squad, listen up.
Get some
Sir, he was pretty far. From that book-suppository building, sir.
... on a daily basis in my mess hall.
ARE YOU A PETER PUFFER!?
Anyone who runs is hamas Anyone who stands still is well disciplined hamas
-Good for you -Good for you
None of you dumb-asses knows?
-All right. -You here to make Cowboy famous?
6 feet apart Pyle
Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir.
Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy.
But if the shit gets too thick, I mean, I'll go to the rifle.
He was just waiting for his papers to clear Division.
Hell I like you
-Sir, yes, sir. -Sir, yes, sir.
I think Leonard's a Section Eight.
My, my, my.
Article V Amendment: The House and Senate are required to submit themselves to the laws they pass
-Cease fire. -Cease fire.
Delta Six Actual, this is Murphy. Over.
... and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around.
Doc Jay and Eightball are wasted.
Today is Christmas
remember it's just a bad dream old man
Right shoulder.
You know, was supposed to be.
Clinton- I said Choke yourself!
What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick Joke?
6 feet social distance pile 6 feet
If you wanna waste her, go on...
.
... are the finest human beings we will ever know.
If you get killed, your mom will find me after I rotate back to the world...
They call Mother Green and her killing machine.
Amen.
What is that, Tourettes Guy?
Freedom.
You think you're Mickey Spillane?
Bullshit. I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair.
-You know that. -Bullshit. Come on, you guys.
You forget your fucking name. ODB list
What I thought about a war, what I thought a war was--
-Rafterman, you take it. -Aye, aye, sir.
The dead have been covered with lime.
-Are you sure, Private Pyle? -Sir, yes, sir.
... if you expect to survive in combat.
Be glad to trade you some ARVlN rifles.
What is that, J.D. Walker?
The 1,000-yard stare A marine gets it when he’s been in the shit for too long
Article V Amendment: The U.S. House and Senate are required to submit themselves to the laws they pass
Hey, Payback...
This is my rifle.
Sir, yes, sir! - I can't hear you!
She say, Joe eat different sandwich. Too Beacoup, too beacoup
... if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo.
Set it down.
OH SH!T!! I Guess Not
Lock and load.
-From now on you're Gomer Pyle. -Sir, yes, sir.
I think what he's trying to tell you is you black boys pack too much meat.
You go out and find mines.
-Where did you get it? -I don't remember, sir.
... and he didn’t even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around
Over a week to sort out the box leagues ...
I love working for Uncle Sam
6 feet apart, 6 feet
Private Pyle representing everyone that voted for Joe Biden Every hard working American with a brain paying for it
Well, at least they died for a good cause.
Shit. Fuck.
Private Risco reporting for duty !
Hey, Cowboy.
Now you listen to me, Private Pyle...
One, two, three, four
I played ball for Notre Dame.
Hey, baby.
Eightball's gonna go over there and see can he find a way through.
-You mind if we tag along, sir? -No problem. Welcome aboard.
BETTER GARY THAN ME..
Only queers and steers watch star wars
It's like you're really seeing beyond.
Sir, yes Sir!
There's the enemy, you kill them.
Fuck her.
ROMY EAT YOUR YOGURT
Quickly, ladies. Assholes and elbows. Move it out.
-Oh, give me some, give me some -Oh, give me some, give me some
excuse me maria lagonikos what would happen if julia gillard was shuntering? well she would be shutting.
-Nothing. -Negative.
you wanna watch DJ Mustard
There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Get your bunks made and get your uniforms on.
Hotel One. Over.
He’s jerkin off 10 times a day.
Well, pilgrim...
Hey, bro. We're looking for 1 st Platoon, Hotel Two-Five.
She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
Wait, One.
The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.
You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, Private Pyle?
Come on, she love you good.
Today, you people are no longer maggots.
-The stare? -The thousand-yard stare.
That Paragraph
Enigma talking about PG in lebanon: - Gets recruited into hezbollah
Bullshit. I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair.
Get up there, Snowball.
hai finito di mangiare la nduja palla di vughiolo
If your killer instincts are not clean and strong...
You're a real comedian.
Scumbag!
Me so March mock Me love you long call.
You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you.
edam did mommy and daddy not give you enough attention as a child? or did they give you too much?
-Sir, yes, sir. -Private Joker, why did you join my Corps?
I think we finally found something that you do well.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZIPPERHEAD
Guts out
Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was?
Eightball is down.
Gonna run all day till the running's done
My rifle and myself are defenders of my country.
So far, we 've had it pretty easy here.
AFP: Better you than me
Get up there. Pull.
Toe jam.
Left shoulder.
Hey, any of you boys want number one fucky?
You gotta be shitting me, Tampa
Pin my medals upon my chest
Lawrence Welk Show is out on TV in two weeks.
One, two, three, four I love the Marine Corps
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
You write born to kill on your helmet and wear a peace button.
How I feel about animal abuse
-Sir, yes, sir. -Get your fat ass up there, Pyle.