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"Ray, when someone asks you if you're a God, you say, 'Yes!"'
Lesson one, lose the goatee. It doesn't go with your suit.
Some guy's attempting to make the world's biggest pancake.
So, Ranjit, you must have done it with a Lebanese girl?
I've got five dogs.
- The women hot there? - Here's a picture of my wife.
Hey, what's taking so long?
Guys, trust me. I've seen the signal.
January 26, 2004
But you're too scared to do anything about it.
- So do you think you'll ever get married? - Well, maybe eventually.
and walking her five hypothetical dogs.
Reporting from Metro 1 News,
- That is one bad-ass blue French horn. - Yeah.
I'm marrying that girl.
Gennaio 7, 1971
Have you met Sam?
Settembre 18, 1983
Hi, Have You Met Josh?
I am so turned on right now.
As I walked up to that door, a million thoughts raced through my mind,
Now it's gonna be Marshall and Lily and me.
Will you relax? I'm getting to it.
The story of how I met your mother.
Dating advice? LMAOOO Enter text to show at bottom of clip...
I said, "Sure, I hate olives."
Yeah.
Yes. Perfect.
Yeah. What are you doing tonight?
I promised Ted we wouldn't do that.
Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh?