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Why don't we have Harry and Lloyd
Well! Hello.
Sure. Okay.
(MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)
Hook, Line and Sphincter
You know, Harry,
I'm not gonna steal an old lady's hearing aid!
(CHUCKLES)
This isn't my handwriting.
Daddy's not gonna let him get anywhere near you.
If she doesn't want to meet me,
while you were in the hospital.
LLOYD: Harry?
I trust you had a safe journey in?
Yeah, well, you're doing a great job so far.
I know! You're the gopher from Caddyshack.
Slow it down.
I wondered why my kidney had grill marks.
(WHISPERING) Waita minute.
Come on, Harry!
This beer smells funky.
(GASPS)
I didn't take 34 years to come out of the closet
But you know what?
You mean,
I love hellos.
(GRUNTS) (GROANS)
Are you guys kidding? No! No!
Yes.
Cool!
Poor Isla .....
and she's headed right over here to meet him.
Uh, would you like to go into the foyer
Give it to me.
I'll be right back.
Are you okay, Hat'?
There are four numbers.
Yeah.
If you say who dealt it,
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Get out of there! Move it!
Yeah? You try it.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Three? Nope.
Does that mean I still have all my kidneys?
(SIGHS)
who's filling in for graham gallagher? shawn em.
I've been looking all over for you.
That's not enough.
I've had a full life.
We saved two seats for you at the end of the second row.
Adele?
Messing with your Friends at the park? Bush Club!
(SPITS)
It's a kidney. My kidney.
(MUNCHING)
(IN MANLY VOICE) Have fun, sweetie.
on. (CHUCKLES)
Is that you, Lloyd? (CHUCKLES)
I think we got off on the wrong foot.
(GROANS)
So What Does Your Cookie Say?
Are you not listening to me, Lloyd?
I got a message that my daughter,
I cannot live on this emotional roller coaster any longer.
How about a hug?
Oh, yeah, it's just a little graze.
Hook, Line and Sphincter
What are you doing in your undies
And you let me come here every Wednesday for, like, a thousand weeks,
FRAIDA: Are you ready, baby?
Yeah.
(BREATHES DEEPLY)
Hey, wait a second.
Mmm-hmm.
She's at a thing called the KEN Conference in El Paso.
You're killing me! Lloyd, I can't leave.
(BOTH CHUCKLE)
Anyway, would you tell her that I've located our daughter.
How much for a beer? It's gratis.
Oh, the man didn't even show up for his Nobel ceremony.
Excuse me, ma'am. Yes?
Yeah, right. Since when? (BOTH LAUGH)
So, uh, where is she?
Legs are a little rubbery after all that time sitting here.
She just, uh, never mentioned it.
Yeah, cool. Let's judge shit.
(CHUCKLING) Ooh!
I got kind of a serious medical problem.
Mmm.
nonstop surprises.
Oh, yeah? Like what?
(SCREAMING)
She's beautiful!
(BLOWS)
Remember when we pulled up on the bike
Hurry, he's been shot!
I think I might have turned them up too high!
Oh, and you found Penny.
and we will resume, uh, shortly.
I'm sorry, lady! We're looking for Fanny Felcher!
He's got a gun! (ALL SCREAMING)
0h. yeah!
I'm just not a urine match. (MEOWS)
LLOYD: What's so funny?
(SNICKERS)
If she's my kid,
Oh, yeah.
It's over!
Let's have a look.
Bush club!
How many did you put in there?
Can I meet her?
Lloyd, did you say something?
I thought you'd want to know. (SIGHS)
I mean, I would, in a New York heartbeat.
Callum ?
What about your wives? LLOYD: Wives?
(CROWD GASPS)
You're gonna be okay. What have we got?
I'm sorry, your name is?
Harry, you not touch your peanut butter.
Ooh.
It's a good thing I'm not your uncle.
What can I say?
I'm sure those janitors will thank us later. Mmm.
All right.
(EXHALES) (HORN HONKING)
Lloyd,
Time to go! Come on, Penny.
Stop it! Lloyd, please,
That's called being a parent, Lloyd.
(YELPS)
My methods were sloppy.
and it was all just for a gag?
That's embalming fluid.
(GAGGING)