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That is a good one.
All right, all right, all right. Aw.
The one with the kidneys.
(CHUCKLES)
Wait, are you sure that it's okay for birds to be eating Pop Rocks?
God, and you're okay!
(CELL PHONE BEEPS)
He won't let anything happen to the box.
The point is that there's no more hunger.
You said 31.
Here we are.
So?
Or, we could suck it up,
(CHUCKLING) Yeah, really.
Bush club!
Those are rivers.
(INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS)
HARRY'S MOM: Harry, Harry.
So how are we gonna do this?
Would you, by any chance, have time this evening
Wow.
Yeah, doctor of doing the laundry, maybe.
Lloyd, there's something...
Oh, you should have seen the look on your face!
who's gonna save your life.
I appreciate your concern, Adele,
(MAKES CREAKING NOISES)
Besides, she's married.
(GROANS)
I've known about this for a while,
but there's a drawing board you should be getting back to.
Are you smiling at me? Are you smiling at me?
but when you got it on a straightaway...
Just relax. We can overnight it to her.
emergency that we find her.
That thing's really taken root!
They're blinding me with science
I don't know if I told you this, Har,
Pardon me for bringing this up, but I don't give a shit!
Andre’s Response To Me....
you gotta know when to quit!
I can't hear you, you're breaking up.
No, not really.
Roger that.
I think so.
Bon appétit, kid!
she'll think I'm an idiot.
You could have fooled us.
Then it's done.
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) Because they laugh so damn hard.
Yeah. Sounds like he wrote the rulebook.
What the hell happened?
So you can cross that one off your bucket list!
but it's a little late for that.
.
Ni hao.
What?
Dr. Pinchelow is coming.
Wow.
No!
Place looks smaller than I remember.
It's Bernard.
It's so nice to meet you!
Best day ever. Greatest day of my life, really.
But we're straight.
That's commitment! Yeah.
(SIGHS)
Come on, bring it in!
tong “me, no see.
(SIGHS)
I know how to get stuff done!
Um, Titanic?
That's fantastic!
I made him a sweet deal.
Hey, wait a second.
but this is your dad.
I'm supposed to be giving a big speech for my dad any minute.
BARBARA: Oh, you're a leg-puller!
(TIRES SQUEAL)
How could either of you have possibly thought
the windshield wipers,
on, oh. (GROANS) on! on, oh. on.
Oh, me, too.
Oh, it's not ours. Somebody abandoned it in front of our place.
(BOTH SCREAMING)
Holy crap!
I wrote her a letter.
(YELLS)
(SCOFFS) That little hottie must have given us a fake name.
My bike for his helmet, straight up.
Okay, Okay-
Nerd! Nerd! Nerd! (CROWD MUMBLING)
But what if I go like this?
to find her. Let's call her.
(CHUCKLES) Yeah, why not?
I'm not here to turn you in.
Oh, my goodness, it is you!
"all the rest I can't remember."
His words.
Sorry, no girls allowed.
meet him at the door in a hurry.
I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go.
Me? You had it.
(CHUCKLING) That thing was a rocket.
Hey,Penny!
Wow.
One of the long ones.
Mikey?
Penny?
An invention that ends world hunger.
and take the billion-dollar box.
(MOANS)
That way we have a few extra days to ourselves,
Maybe I couldn't afford to send her to the best public schools,
What was that for?
The person who gets the most nuts wins.
Funny you should ask.
Amy has short orange hair and her hairstyle slightly differs between Rock Band and Rock Band 2.
flghtabove her bikini line.
Jim Carrey to his daughter about Mario
It's the least he can do.
MRS. SNERGLE: Oh, thank God you're here.
You're really here! I'm Dr. Meldmann.
You're not gonna marry. Why not?
and the gravitational lensing of background radiation.
It's okay, Lloyd.
There's no lawsuit against that.
So how are those things working?
(FIRECRACKERS BURSTING)
(BRAKES SCREECH)
BOTH: Booga! (SCREAMING)
Oh, there's gonna be plenty of time for that.
Hey, where's my dad?
When her mother tried to get in touch with her,
Oh, and we brought your box. You left it at the house, you stupid idiot.
You better come in.
They threw me out of the house.
I want you to bone her like a chicken cutlet.
toxic cheryl de coursey was boiiiuppwoohurity bohpa's bohpa bohilpiie bopwliesh the bohoulliant bowper's bohoouooierppeirriioubutweouedowedyououpering wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
I just wrote him a note, left some food
That's insane!
(DOORBELL DINGING RAPIDLY)
Okay, what is it?
And I got this pork chop.
Is she there?
She flew out this morning to El Paso.
There are no exceptions.
'Got it!
Huh?
To what do we owe the honor at this late hour, gentlemen?
Oh, yeah. Let's go buy some smart stuff.
Yeah! Me, too.
31.31,1,1,1! 2,2,2!
Hi!
I like it a lot.
Two gentlemen traveling together.
pick ourselves up by our bootstraps
A few months ago, I was changing your diaper before bedtime
Let me see your purty teeth!
on. (CHUCKLES)
What did they say in Jerry Maguire?
(GRUNTING)
(MOANS)
That Dr. Pinchelow is certainly a fascinating character.
Come on, Lloyd, you gotta get over her!
Put the gun down! Freeze!
Yeah. Those things are rat ladders.
...until he can meet up with us.
(LAUGHING)
But what about theinvenfion?
I mean, you'd think it would be bad for their teeth.
(ALL SCREAMING)
toto
where we can all meet.
Sol laid a little trap, and lo and behold, you took the bait
They're not gonna mess with a 30-pound alley cat.