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I'll see them. Let them in. (INTERCOM BUZZING)
You know what, you're right. I did have it.
(MUMBLING)
Painting with Ken Ross
(GROANING)
That's the single most boring sentence I ever heard.
"Yeah, Well, You're Doing A Great Job So Far
(BOTH SNICKERING)
I brought some protection.
(SCREAMING) What the hell are you doing
Because of the postcard.
Me? (LAUGHING) Yeah, right! Nice try!
If you smell a fart, and you didn't do it,
Look, Harry.
(GIBBERING)
Uh,yeah,yeah, I'm on it.
And I'm gonna make sure it gets to my daughter, safe and sound.
LLOYD: I'll give you a hint.
Anyway. Sorry about that whole thing.
(CHUCKLES) Sheesh!
Relax!
(BOTH GASP)
(LAUGHING)
I'll come up with a plan.
If we find your kid, we find your kidney.
C-Section Or Au Snatch-Urel?
My father's name's not Harry.
Okay. The reason I'm here is...
But, Lloyd, we don't have a phone number or address,
Thanks.
Come on, Harry!
No! No. We can't.
Give me the box! Here you go.
I mean, the shock treatments, the partial lobotomy!
like the toe-sucking rat that you are.
So what does your cookie say?
Oh, it's okay, Lloyd.
TRAVIS: Uh, you know what? I'm going to make a rule.
I just received this postcard that you sent me 22 years ago.
Look at her! She's got it down!
You
I'll get you a freshie.
You're trying to swindle her out of a kidney!
And he will lead them straight to Penny.
Oh, no. No.
(GASPS)
If we find Fraida, we find your kid.
Because we never had sex.
(CHUCKLES) When Harry young,
and, frankly,
Oh.
BARBARA: It's marvelous to meet you, Mrs. Pinchelow.
(HORN HONKING)
...you lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts, either.
Yes! And I'm your mother!
We just have to make sure that his daughter gets this box.
(CHUCKLES)
Huh. Junk mail, junk mail.
Harry, don't you hear that?
I think I know a shakedown when I see one.
toxic katie dalton was bohoouoieriiueyueyesuuiiihop's bohpa bohpa bohpa bohooumppmerooboumpcare boogiiuuryeyeyisisiss's bohpa bohpa obobopuppeooswieieiuueuudjj biiofllhoyprodsdo wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!
What?
What? Are you certain? I thought he was sick!
You mean, under the bed?
All right.
is not the same as having sex.
Because I don't even know what they're up to.
Wow.
What in God's name?
You guys are so cool.
Why, thank you! Mmm.
Not my mom!
Unfortunately, I don't have him at the moment,
Oh.
This is a letter from your real mother, Fraida, that you sent back to her.
Not if Floyd was the last name!
I don't want this coming back to us.
"You will do important things in the world."
Wonder? Yeah.
Thanks a lot, lady!
What about the old Stinkeroo?
DR. MELDMANN: So let's give a warm, KEN welcome
She was adopted.
(HORN HONKING)
He)', Har!
Black and white Yoshi how dare you go to the theater to see Barbie 2023 You're grounded mister so no watching South Park no fortnite no Minecraft
what are you doing here?
but I'll bet I would have been a pretty good dad.
You might want to put a dab Of bactine on that.
No, Lloyd!
Don't touch that joystick! (STRAINING)
Yeah, I remember that!
Did you give him the key to our apartment?
That sucks!
Got it.
Now that is hot.
Now go away.
and we were kicking field goals with it
Penny, do you have the speech I wrote for you?
Nuthin but a g thang
(GROANING) The side with the stamp!
The event will be letting out soon.
all proprietary rights.
RECEPTIONIST: May I help you?
and I'm supposed to be making the speech,
so we can really get to know each other.
(LAUGHS)
We're gonna have to take a walk.
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
We'll never get another chance like this.
Roommate?
I'm sorry, sir. What is this?
See, we don't want to be tied down by anything or anyone.
HARRY: For starters, how was the pregnancy?
Okay-
(GROANS)
Right after we finish playing Funnel Nuts.
Yeah. Oh! Great news. Your dad showed up for the conference.
(CHUCKUNG)Om Thanks,Dad.
po kari po
See?
Oh, what's in the box, honey? Mmm.
to our very distinguished judge,
Very good.
Jim Carrey when he sees his daughter playing Mario
When Eddieboi is up to bat after James sucked on Beller like a Capri sun
Harry, people who come to these things are smart.
I'm thinking of a number between one and three.
I'll be honest. It's not my favorite thing.
He needs it.
but, uh, does Dr. Pinchelow have Asperger's?
(INHALES)
No way! Really?
(SING SONG) I just saved humanity!
(GROANING)
Unfortunately, no.
You're kidding. She's on our team now?
and I lost the ticket that they need to take, plus, I lost my pass.
(ALL GRUNTING) (YELLING)
There's no diamonds here!
(SNORING)
After you left for El Paso,
broom closet around here somewhere, huh?
like if we were just passing a slaughterhouse...
anyway- --
I have an idea.
"It will all sort itself out later. You'll see!"
I know he doesn't wipe real well.
Look at the postmark.
and then when you're ready...
on the Block Island Ferry.
The obituary said he was survived by his parents.
You see...
I remember I kicked one over the telephone wires, and you said...
So you see,
but we've gotta get this man's shoulder cleaned out.
What?
Especially when you eat prunes!
And I thought that I grabbed it,
(PINCHELOW CLEARS THROAT)
(HOWLS)
Oh, okay.
The event's been sold out for over a year, and the security is insane.
Thanks, Mom.
A gift for Dr. Barbara Walcott
Yep-
TRAVIS: Yeah. (GRUNTS)