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I Feel Bad Saying It, But You're Slunk Meat
and go find that little girl! (CHUCKLING)
Almost two decades and he still comes.
#DUH
Hey, uh, Penny. Um...
Notbad. I can hear you a little.
The motor boat,
He's going down!
Quick conference.
(PANTING)
LLOYD: Cool.
She'll be so excited.
(ALL LAUGHING)
Somebody stole our car and he finger-bombed an old lady.
What did they do?
TRAVIS: Oh, hey, what the hell?
Not this stuff.
Nice try, Fraida,
I'm a hack. (CROWD GASPS)
I've been racking my sack about that.
at Felcher and Felcher Funeral Parlor.
But I will ask that everyone please behave
Wow. That's neat.
We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point.
(CHUCKUNG)
STUDENT: WOW, look!
Mine is stinky, too.
Hold on.
Even if I find him, my kid's never met me.
Well, nice catching up.
where the year's newest technologies,
I thought it had to be four numbers.
(INHALES) Ow.
Could you repeat the question? (CROWD LAUGHS)
hand-deliver the box to Penny? (GASPS)
Pick them up! All right, all right!
Duh!
Kick his ass, Seabass!
I was a paperboy for a week.
I'm going to say probably not.
Remember I told you Ice Pick had to make
I hear you got a lot of flocking birds. (BOTH LAUGHING)
Which one hurts, Harry? This one? Or this one? (GROANS)
FRAIDA: Harry? (CHUCKLES)
That's not exactly how it happened, Lloyd.
Does it have aspartame?
When Eddieboi is up to bat after James sucked on Beller like a Capri sun
STUDENT: Go ahead, Dr. Pinchelow.
LLOYD: You can count on us, sir.
HARRY: No one. LLOYD: Mmm-hmm.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, that's okay. He's with me.
Otherwise, why would he put our testicles outside our bodies
(CHUCKLES)
(BOTH LAUGHING LOUDLY) Because they laugh so damn hard.
Fresh beers.
what did jayden d'aboco used to say? i'm off onyour recommendation but someone else suggestedit.
and you'll be assured the box gets there safely.
I wanted it to be a surprise, Adele. (EXHALES)
But don't you have to... (GRUNTING)
Oh, no. Just that skinny fork.
I love Michelle so much
There's ball hairs all over that thing.
Dr. Barbara Walcott.
This is the best game ever invented.
You're really sweet, mister,
Yeah. (CHUCKLES)
It's 11-11.
I have your cell phone.
ADELE: (WHISPERING) Calm down.
Boy, this is quite a shack, huh, Har?
(MUFFLED) What the hell happened, Harry?
I got it from my twin brother. He's Special Ops.
That's not right! (TRAVIS CHUCKLES)
(INAUDIBLE)
But that's where she pees!
Did she say diamonds?
They're walking her over here.
If I'm leaving,
I just ran into a Mexican guy who knows Penny.
Okay? Then you put a peanut on your nose like this,
Hey, guys.
Oh, that's okay. They got bike racks on the front of buses now.
Putting a frilly, glow-in-the-dark condom on your finger
Harry!
Come on! Pick it up!
did you have a C-section
Some Canadian douchebags barged in before I could finish her.
(HOWLS)
It's not beer, it's my kidney!
(WHISPERING) Tattoo.
and slapped up some aluminum siding, it wouldn't be half bad.
I don't know what you're talking about.
There's something I need to tell you.
That's right!
Plan? You don't need a plan! These guys are morons!
Oh! Say it, don't spray it!
(GASPS)
That's a direct quote, from your dad.
Folks come from all over the city to buy it.
(GASPS)
then my steamed colleague is leaving with me.
with the news that her biological father is looking for her?
Wait a second. My friend Harry here
Granny did a good thing!
I know exactly what we gotta do. (CRASHES)
Yeah, but I haven't talked to Pee-Stain in a hundred years!
It's got nothing to do with age! It's got to do...
But... Harry, enough!
You have been drooling over her
(GROANING)
It's ringing! (CELL PHONE BUZZING)
What?
(GRUNTING)
(HORN HONKING)
Okay-
I got accepted to arizona state
Man, you okay? it was just a goof.
(MUFFLED) I got you.
Credentials, please.
This is incredible popcorn.
Wait here.
We kicked your butt anyway, so we're cool with it.
(FARTING NOISE) (LAUGHING)
Why would you say I'm yelling?
Uh-huh.
We are truly blessed.
LLOYD: It's true, Har.
with vegan barbecue sauce
Oh, my gosh! No wonder no one's been calling me!
PINCHELOW: Honey, my stomach is killing me.
Does the word "hot tub" jog your memory?
(IMITATING ENGINE REVVING) Good night, Lloyd. Good night, Harry.
Oh.
He took off on us.
Your father has invited me to come stay with you for a while,
You had a gah-nat on you.
Maybe a couple of dick jokes to put her at ease.
Sean ↓ Fernando ↑
(BOTH GRUNT)
You think I'm just going to hand over my invention to these 10-year-olds?
You hear me, mister?
If we put too much in at once, it could show up in an autopsy.
Try these.
Harry! There you are!
Oh, I have so many questions for you.
I'm the good guy here! All right.
when you're giving a speech.
30! There's 30!
Can you call back later?
There's gotta be some around here.