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(SIGHS) okay-
"Thirty days have September,
I think we might have a hustler here, Har.
and you were faking? Uh-huh.
(SOFTLY) Oyster Swallow Cove?
Yeah.
Oh, uh...
TRAVIS: Hey, guys, where's the box?
(SIGHS)
(BREATHING HEAVILY) What?
family. (CHUCKLES)
There he is again.
How stupid do we look? (CHUCKLES)
And then
(CROWD GROANS DISGUSTEDLY)
Okay, let's do this.
(BABY CRYING)
(BOTH LAUGH)
(CHUCKUNG)
She's 22!
(SIREN WAILING)
Hey, this is great!
But you know you're not our real son, right?
you wouldn't have a bastard child
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) (GRUNTING)
PINCHELOW: Adele, darling, whoever they are,
Think of the bright side.
He took off on us!
That sounds expensive.
Holy crap!
That's true.
Marry her? No.
Thank you!
because I actually want to do important things in the world.
We're gonna find her. Don't get that dying kidney all worked up.
(WHISTLES) on!
Because it wouldn't have been funny if I stopped too soon.
Age is just a letter, man.
We're gonna take a very brief break.
Wow. Rong time, Harry!
Here's a picture I found of my daughter online.
She's going to the KEN Conference.
Hello, Baxter. How are you? Good to see you.
I wonder what it would have been like to raise a child.
He showed up for us. Go find him.
Listen to this.
Looking for these?
That's almost three hours away.
He donated them?
To tell you the truth, I'm getting a little sick of it.
Sounds terrible.
I call sloppy seconds!
(GROANING)
(WHISPERING) It's Dr. Pinchelow!
I gave her up for adoption.
Who made you king of the car?
That's the single most boring sentence I ever heard.
(LAUGHS)
LIPPINCOTTI Oh, I Will.
(BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY)
Real parents dead.
I played with your boobies for a long time that night.
would you grab me a Slim Jim out of the back?
We were just straightening up their broom closet.
Uh-huh. ...you knew about Penny already?
So you're saying we're supposed to be meeting
(CHUCKUNG)
(STAMMERING) Wait a second! (CHUCKLES)
And a bone.
The guy who abandoned you when you were a little, tiny baby.
Duh!
and parked it a couple seconds ago?
Positive. The kid worked at the hockey rink just past the museum.
A gift to all humanity.
My age? Gross!
So, did you, uh, ever have the baby?
Even if it's just a few Pop Rocks?
Suck me sideways.
"Yours smells even worse."
So that's where my little girl's been living all these years.
(HORN HONKING)
And it better be good.
That's interesting.
Not if we get to Penny before she reads thatspeech.
(LAUGHING) Whoo! HARRY: I can't hear you!
Is your butt okay?
The smell of peanuts makes my weenie cold. Ooh!
(STUTTERING)
two,
Has anybody seen this lovely, delicate angel?
Yeah, but wouldn't it still have been funny if you quit after 10 years?
One-one-one-one.
Five million dollars buys a lot of champagne.
I want you to know that there's no place I would rather be
Oh. Yes, Dr. Pinchelow would love to go
Now!
Lloyd?
I called the FBI to make sure Penny was protected.
(CROWD GASPS)
Mrs. P,
Usually, doctors like to do this sort of thing.
HARRY'S DAD: Where you been?
Uh-huh.
But all the geeky science guys are gonna be so disappointed.
What's the name?
Come! Come in!
Stop right there.
Do you love him long time? (CHUCKLES)
who's filling in for wayne kennedy? glynn white.
It's much too valuable to ship.
Boats are dangerous.
Yours smells even worse!
I forgot.
This man is a fraud.
Whoa! Easy, hoser!
I failed you again!
Uh...
(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
I'm not gonna apologize for letting nature take its course, Har.
You're kidding!
(STAMMERING) What?
The KEN Conference is a symposium
maybe, just maybe,
We'll get the nurse to take the catheter out of me. Oh.
What's that?
(BOTH LAUGH)
We're talking about the miracle of childbirth here.
Cool.
No, remember we stopped at that truck stop
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
How do I even know that you know my dad?
You can't feed candy to birds!
WOMAN: Now, there's a real man.
I don't think so, mister.
BOTH: Oh. (BOTH CHUCKLE)
(CHUCKUNG)
(SIGHS)
So what's this serious medical problem you've been blabbing about?
LLOYD: I, uh, plugged my number in there
that you were Penny's father?
(INDISTINCT YELLING)
There's waiting lists, lots and lots of forms to fill out,
Dad, what are you saying? (SIGHS)
I want you to take this box
Me, my daughter and my kidney.
AUTOMATED VOICE: Dark matter is not a joke. (SQUEAKS)
Oh, yeah, sure, I know her.
I'm not gonna sit around sniffing your farts like some kinda truffle pig.
You're as deaf as a bat.
When you walk past it, it sings Take Me to the River.
Will there be anything else, ma'am?
LLOYD: Mr. Stainer?
Sounds yummy!
He drove a Zamboni!
ADELE: What's happening? BARBARA: I have no idea.
lam not going to force myself on her.