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What's that collar for? Is that to keep him from licking his stitches?
So, have you heard about Bogey Lowenstein's party?
Yeah, I know. I'm working on that, but so far,
She has a pair of black underwear.
lt instantly covers your bald spot leaving you with great looking hair.
You think you could find someone that extreme?
I mean, you know, I could look into it.
Okay.
So, I've got the Sears catalog thing going,
-You're so... -Charming.
And if it's quite all right I need you, baby
but the rest, you're wrong.
-This is a gorgeous guy. -I just wasn't sure. I didn't know.
A beaucoup problemo, Calvin.
-Really? -Really.
who has an excuse.
When I shell out 50, I expect results
You forget, I don't care what people think.
The shit hath hitith The fanith
I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.
-Oh, wait a minute. Curtis... -Cameron.
We'll continue this later.
and my stunning digestive pyrotechnics.
lt's an amazing powder that clings to the tiniest hairs on your head.
Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay?
You bitch!
-So, what's your excuse? -For?
Because then I'd have to start taking out girls who actually like me.
-Start a band? -No, install car stereos.
Come on, Kat. Please do this for me.
These are your future Mvys. We're all Ivy League accepted.
makes you worthy of our time.
You know Chastity?
Get out of my class.
You know who the Raincoats are? -Why, don't you?
I don't know. I say do what you want to do.
You're szeating like a pig.
Now, there's a way to get a guy's attention, huh?
on Friday night?
Yeah, go to the office. You're pissing me off.
I hate your big dumb combat boots and the way you read my mind
Lockdown!
Listen, don't say shit like that to him.
She has a black N95 mask
Got nezs for you.
I hate you so much it makes me sick It even makes me rhyme
Hey, thanks, man!
-He'll pay. Now, over here... -Oh, my God.
-How much? -Twenty bucks.
Mostly regional stuff, but he's rumored to have a big tube sock ad coming out.
I defended you when people called you conceited,
-Kiss me! -Kiss him.
I think you can with Billie Eilish
and just so you know, joey only liked you for one reason.
can severely disintegrate your package?
You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know.
Because I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Joey just picked me up.
-And where have you been? -Nowhere.
Oh, no, you're not. Your sister doesn't date.
Put her in your spank bank, move on.
No, there's something I need to tell you.
Watching that bitch violate my car doesn't count as a date.
These delusionals are your white Rastas.
Shall we go to my office?
Neat.
Parts of it.
He's very pretty!
What I think you need to do,
That guy?
Are you serious? That's perfect!
Now, remember, guys,
Must be tough.
-That's your girlfriend's sister. -That's Bianca's sister?
-Hey. -Hey.
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