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I knew a retired kid in high school.
I was just messing around about the jacked stuff, by the way.
Problem with these dark shirts is the dandruff shows.
Well, now that Meg is in college,
That's it. I can't take this anymore.
- Sometimes twice a day. - Okay, you know what...?
All right, Peter, what's going on?
Hi, Dad. College is great.
Well, I better get to work, then.
A double? Hey, roomie.
‐ ‐Hey.
- You're paying him?! - I'm sorry.
- Bernie Sanders? - No, none of my hippie girlfriends shower,
That's 50 all right.
♪ My oba znaem chto ♪
Now stop that. You're not in
No, not really, I'm just trying to make a point.
Dad, please!
‐ ‐Babe, I'll call you back.
Well, it was just kind of us talking, but how so?
Get him, boy.
and then every few weeks, and then never.
Aw, so close.
Okay, I'm gonna try to kill two birds with one stone here.
- He does? - Yep.
Guys, I've got to help Meg get into a good college.
Yeah, it's dangerous.
Think of all the celebrities he's met.
I don't know, I might go over to a buddy's house
Hey.
From hell's heart I stab at thee.
You think I'll go to college one day?
You don't have to be afraid anymore.