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There are no lots open on Christmas Eve.
It's not going in our yard It's going in our living room
Thank you, Cathrine.
Now you get back to bed. Come on.
Oh, no. Eddie, it was my fault.
Bill, you get your stimulus yet?
where is the hardtop, adv? I don't know B6G!!!!
Merry Christmas!!
You used more than one cord, didn't you?
Would you like this one? Sure.
Me, for the next four days:
He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet.
We were gonna call, but Eddie wanted to make it a surprise.
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door! If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
DSMS Resource
Ellen, are you smoking again?
Here's a little list. Alphabetical, starting with Cathrine.
uh yes. oh now she's gone then.
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(TRUMPET PLAYS) (TELEPHONE RINGS) (THUNDER) (WHISTLES)
It was an ugly tree anyway
Lol
Folks! folks! It’s racquetball season
Jeez! Look at the time It’s Big Mac O’clock
You wanna ride behind somebody who does that?
The American people opening their Second stimulus check in 10 months...
Superintendent staff meeting
I appreciate that, Clark.
But here, if this gets dented, then my hair just ain't gonna look right.
...and are satisfied with scrawny, overpriced trees...
It’s good Clark It’s so good
That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
̶A̶d̶d̶ Take off.... 20 Percent
I want to take off these clothes, sit with a glass of wine and kiss your body.
SAVE THE NECK FOR ME CLARK
can i refill your eggnog? Drive you out to nowhere and leave you for dead?
Family BOAT
Yeah. Looks so nice parked in the driveway.
You serious Boyd?
Most exciting thing you did in 2020:
Not you, them! Them!
You're forgetting how difficult it's gonna be...
DON'T FORGET THAT SHIT, FIC. YES, SIR. THANK YOU. GOOD GAME
Thank you, thank you.
How many squares are left Todd? I’m counting Margo....
checked our shitters lately, honey?
(CHUCKLES) (HUMMING) hmm
If you don't tell me what they want, I'll go out and get it on my own.
You serious, StoopsBros?
She's a beaut, clark
Alright he’s still fired and you are going to jail Pfffffft!!!!
You're too good a father to act like this.
Brady and Goff and you couldn’t win at Fantasy?
Russ! Right here, Dad.
Sure, Russ. We're kicking off our fun, old-fashioned family Christmas...
Parties. Weddings. Anniversaries. Good night, honey.
Oh, dear. Did I break wind?
Are you okay? I'm fine, honey.
I appreciate that, Clark
How Did You Get Your Driveway Shoveled?
RepVideos That's The Gift That Keeps On Giving The Whole Year
Oh, knock on the door. Lift up the ladder.
Do you honestly think I don’t know that?!
Save the Neck for me Clark. Ok Eddie.
I gotta get to bed, brush my teeth, feed the hog...
there’s a lot of blood in here
Pfftt!
Christmas Eve Menu
I don't know, Sparky. I have this feeling--
.
Oh my god Her eyes aren’t crossed anymore
My month summed up best....
Oh, Mr. Shirley. We got your Christmas card the other day...
Put it over there with the others, Griswold
It’s a beaut
It was an ugly tree anyway
It’s everything I imagined…
Sometimes I think all that Santa crap is just bull.
There it is.
On behalf of myself and every other employee you rear-ended this Christmas.
Not that i know of russ
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
That’s it! That's the big one! And if there's enough left over, now that our biggest priority is taken care of, maybe we'll turn our attention to other things
ddd
You really think it matters, Eddie?
If You Wanna Come In, You Are Gonna Have To Break Down The Door!
Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery.
Dad's gonna flip out. Nobody's gonna flip out.
I don't hear it anymore.
Squirrel!
Get me somebody! Anybody!
Every faculty meeting you have ever attended...
Clark. Dinner's ready. Okay, honey. I'm starving.
MERRY CHRISTMAS CHOUNG, SHITTER WAS FULL!
Why don't you go back in the living room and enjoy yourself? Russ?
That's something, ain't it? You pet him on the belly...
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...and select that most important of Christmas symbols.
I had a lot of help from Mary Jane
Not that I know of Russ
Me after Playing Powerball
Talk about Pissin your money away
Why is the carpet all wet Todd? I don’t know margot
How did you get benefits? I thought I cut out benefits
Merry christmas
"...Give Me A Holler. I'll Be Upstairs, Asleep. Thanks."
I'll try and trap it.
Where’s mushy? He usually eats these goddamn things
what would happen if i was a stein? well i'd grind metal teeth on you and not have a cent.
Merry Christmas!
Get ready to chop some lettuce heads!
Ellen, Are You Smoking Again? #TeamEllen
It's good! It's good!
It’s Lime
Thanks for being here. The little lights are not twinkling.
Open it, Clarkie. Open it.
It's something else, huh, Russ? Yeah, Dad.
It's a light on the sewage treatment plant.
You ain't never seen a set on a dog like this one's got, Clark.
Im sure he will
Get off of me, you little fungus
Worse? How could they get any worse? Look around you Ellen, we are at the threshold of hell!
And why is the carpet all wet Chad? I don't know Lauren....
Woo hoo
Where's Eddie? He usually eats these damn things.
That's it. That's the big one!
That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Hey Bill Did you get your travel authorization yet?
How are you getting your bonus? I just took it from Green 6! Upper management
I got hemorrhoids, can you believe that?
And Your Mother Accusing My Mother of Waxing Her Upper Lip
We’re pretty well set up here in the RV
I don't know, lemon!
. .
Merry Christmas. Scrapper was full.
I was gonna wait till tomorrow to tell you all this, but what the heck.
PA Yakkin
I appreciate that Clark
Hello?
wwe, thats the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
How Did You Get Your Driveway Shoveled? Fi_ __her Homes Cut Snow Removal!
Where's Bronts, she usually licks the sort of things
We're all in this together
save the dick for me, clark.
…
Well obviously someone’s phone has to have the pictures
If you need help, give me a holler I'll be upstairs asleep
I've been waiting for this bonus.
I can't just attack someone.
I’m sure you will Greaseball.
No.
Oh, the silent majesty of a winter's morn.
God rest her soul. Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
With this bonus check I’m putting in a garage door
Where's Eddie? He usually eats these goddamn things.
Merry Christmas!!
Our pool!
DJ, if this pie tastes half as good as it looks… I think we’re all in for a real treat
Where’s the Tylenol
Before we begin, since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas...
Hey Jake! Where do you think you’re gonna put a TV that big?
Lets go and bao down
He's got another car. He can drive. I have to eat so I can take my back pills.
Where’s PCal, he usually gets fired up about these god damn things
And why is the carpet all wet Todd? I don't KNOW Margo..
I APPRECIATE THAT, POP....
Have you checked our Mailbox malfucntion honey? Clark, Please
I can't swim, Clark I know that Eddie
I just talked to my son.
who's filling in for kellie pryor? tare facente.
When Jeff Bollin Threatens about not having parts
My goal: Bringing back the 1980's Christmas Sweaters ~ That is all!
That it is, Edward. That it is indeed.
Is your house on fire, Clark? No, Bethany. Those are Christmas lights.
Jim Jordan's next job
What was it?! Oh, my God!
You're the last true family man
Merry Christmas Shitter was full.
Help! Daddy, is Clark coming?
yes cause she does it ok? dead. ok. now no more about it!
Our Christmas Theme
I'd like to mention it. Write a brief summary and have it to me by the end of the day.
Get me somebody (to blame)… Anybody. And get me somebody while I wait!
Welcome to our home.
I did something I shouldn't have, and these people called me on it.
Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.
Hey Ryan Bonus! How did you get a bonus.... I CUT OUT BONUSES THIS YEAR!
It's a beautiful product. I like it, yeah.
Yeah. Ruby Sue said something like that last night.
That's It! That's the Big One!
Bill, If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now
Yeah, He hopes with his degree he can become a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl
I love you.
who's filling in for jack hyde? monica mcworrawiark.
...add 20 percent.