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AM GENERAL
I’LL BE TAKING THE FAMILY TO CHILI’S FOR LUNCH
Russ right here dad
Save the neck for me clark
I don’t know
SQUIRELL!!!!!!!
I wanna eat your thing
Mark. Clark.
If there's enough left over, I'm gonna fly you all down here to help us dedicate it.
Mom, don't move.
Snots. Out, out, out.
Yeah, it sure does. But don't you go falling in love with it now.
Nickie at goalie
When I played football for Michigan and the time came to play Ohio State
How would I know? Is he in the house?
So how's the live-bait business, Eddie? Well, I can't complain. How you doing?
This one here is pretzels.
...and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us.
"Yule Log. Not A Log, I Don't Have A Log."
Yay
. .
Thanks for being here. The little lights are not twinkling.
Sewer gas.
It’s ok. it happens.
Corporate
No shit
Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving
Kristen and I, we're pretty comfy in there, you know.
Where's James Skal? he usually arrests these guys.
Well, have a really merry Christmas
Why you cryin?
I will give you a whole quarter and Preston one to !
We're all right! Thank God, we're all right!
You"re Goofy
MERRY CHRISTMAS SHANNON..... SHITTER WAS FULL!
Nora! Is it gone?
Sorry mom It looks good even if they’re not lit
Eddie?
I was just smelling…smiling.
Q1 2019 BPA
The kids can fend for themselves
Good talk, Dad.
Isn't it a little big? It's not big, it's just full.
little knot here you can work on that
I'll RETOOL You
Oakbrook?? That's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Yeah, I hope it's a fortune, Clark.
I’ll be out for a season
Why is the carpet all wet Todd? Duh I don’t know - maybe you should take a look outside
Plain language None of that inside bullshit jargon that nobody understands
It's just wonderful. Yeah.
yes the google search "auntie christine haynes from redditch uk" won't give results for auntie bumpy or auntie bompy or busty au or red aunties from 78 springvale road webheath redditch or office impressions.
Come on, boy.
Scott, dinner's ready
You're the last true family man.
The little collar isn’t white
I've still got some homework to do. Do the laundry. Wash the car.
Brandon
That’s it. That’s the big one! And if there’s enough left over, now that our biggest priority is taken care of, maybe we’ll do some other things
Seventeen years with the company. I've gotten a bonus every year but this one.
When your niece is born 3 days before Christmas...
Pasadena
If they know your dad they won't think anything of it
You ain’t never
In 7 Years He couldn't find a job? Catherine says he's been holding out for a management position
Take it, Russ.
What?
Arranje-me alguém. Qualquer um e me traga alguém enquanto espero
Grace!
I don’t know how to skate clark
Why are classified docs by the toilet Todd? I don’t know Margot!
If you need me, give me a holler. I'll be upstairs asleep
I have to eat so I can take my fat pill!
Smack it with a hammer
Remind you of anyone?
I think you've made a terrible mistake. I told you to freeze, mister.
You gotta be proud. Oh, yeah.
How could 2020 get any worse?
who's filling in for kate cook? mulenga kapema.
What's the matter? Some jackass is riding my tail.
Listen. Doesn't Nora look old? You promised.
Great, can't wait to see what I got.
Don't piss me off, Kevin.
Where’s PCal? He usually gets fired up about these goddamn things
I got hemorrhoids. Can you believe that?
Peed, why, you shamrock! Hans, was, you, tree! (hans slam the door)
It’s a good looking vee-hickle ain’t it?
That's it! That's the big one!
Don’t forget that report Bill.
Parexel 2019
I need to get a few more-- Pay by check.
Mom. Sweetheart.
Dad, you flew 21 days between Thanksgiving and Christmas. You made most of my basketball, Boy Scout and band functions. AND kept up with mom's social life. How did you get through it?
I'll talk to him, Mom.
Gonna catch it in my coat Smack it, flip it, rub it down
Heartless, Fat-Assed, Bug-Eyed, Stiff-Legged, Spotty-Lipped
Mistake? Frank, honey, you were kidnapped.
That’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
We got your Christmas card the other day and my family and I are very flattered that you remembered us.
I can see it in my mind, and it’s breathtaking.
TAKE IT IN THE KITCHEN AND OPEN IT UP.
who's filling in for bethany langford? raymond overhousen.
Not that I know of russ
Hi Clark
I don't think he should be nervous and you shouldn't be either.
who's filling in for trudi barnett? eric von detten.
oh god the burpyls! and the drohupasls!
The neck collar isn’t white
Coolest coaster ever. The end zones don’t say TEXAS AGGIES.
That's it... That's the big one!
Clark, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.
Hello Everybody
Yesssssss
You about ready to do some kissing?
oh god even you wouldn't get into god's gym with those trollekundhas! oh god even you wouldn't get into god's response with those yyellitewwiiodpoyanks!
Ohhhhh Nooooo!!!!
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME I OVERDID ANYTHING
And why is the carpet all wet, Taiko?!
i’m going to trap it behind the tv cabinet, and then suck it up in the vacuum!
Christmas is about resolving differences...
Not that I know of russ
That ain't the frigging Christmas star, Gris.
uncle Tod
Hey! How you doing, son? Fine.
No, I have one of those at home.
Is your house on fire, Clark? No, Bethany. Those are Christmas lights.
May we blink?
How Did You Get Your Driveway Shoveled? Fi_ _ her Homes Cut Out Snow Removal!
Our holidays were always such a mess. Oh, yeah.
Retooling?! I'll retool you!
That's the gift that keeps on giving The whole year
.
Well, I don't know what to say except it's Christmas and we're all in misery
I appreciate that Flinty
I'm sure it did, Grisball.
But Don't You Go Falling In Love With It Now. Because The Air Force still wants to cancel the damn thing. .
Clark. Yes, honey? Audrey’s frozen from the waist down.
Read that squirrels are high in cholesterol…
When your niece is born 3 days before Christmas...
...sent that TV preacher that was screwing the hockey players.
Dot can’t swim Commish
Mom. What?
Think it's changing color? No.
I HAVE A DELIVERY FOR CLARK W. GRISHMALD
You know, you really shouldn’t say that…
It’s a light at the sewage treatment plant
You deserve a home like this to spend Christmas in.
That's It... That's the big one!
Hallelujah, holy shit, where's the tylenol
Beautiful, Clark.
No No
REMEMBER, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS. I AM A PROFESSIONAL.
...prevents the milk from penetrating it. Yeah.
Sue somebody. Anybody. And sue somebody while I'm waiting!
Very complicated. Very nice.
If you don't mind, Clark, I'd like to see if I can fumigate this here chair It's a good quality item
Happy Turkey Day
It's a beaut, Tara! It's a beaut!
LAUKHAN?
I can't read, clark
...and yeah, I'll be outside for the season.
Damn it Melissa
If you need me, give me a holler… I’ll be upstairs asleep
You serious, parks?
What?! But-- What's going on here?
...and to the republic for which it stands...
yt rt
He was a huge, beastly, bulging man...
If you need any help give me a holler. I'll be upstairs, asleep.
Merry Christmas from the American Government!
Well of all the cheap lousey ways to save a buck!
But, I mean, you know, just if I had a log...
He's cute, ain't he? Problem is, he's got a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him.
It’s a beaut, Clark! It’s a beaut!