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Dad? Yeah.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT... IT'S CHRISTMAS AND WE'RE ALL IN MISERY.
We have plenty of room
My tree
He was a huge beastly bulging man in a blue leisure suit. Plates were from Kansas.
I hope my Christmas bonus check will cover it.
...to embrace the frosty majesty of the winter landscape...
the policy
Hey Lysander, how's the assessment roll looking this year?
How did you get a bonus? I cut out bonuses this year!
Lewis.
(THUNDER) (BIRDS WHISTLE) (WHISTLING) (SNAP) (WHISTLES) (BLOWS BOS'N'S WHISTLE) (GURGLE) (SCREECH POP) (SINGING) (DOORBELL CHIMES)
Yes because no one ever complains about The UMC on the page
We have plenty of room......
Layman’s terms. None of that inside jargon bullshit nobody understands.
Hey, Dad, where do you want these reindeer?
HEY Gris! If you're not doing anything constructive, fetch me my stogies!
we are going to press on... and we are going to have the hap, hap, happiest christmas vacation!
When was the last time I overdid anything?
Why you cryin'?
Happy Thanksgiving Mitch and Brooks Lamm
We Made Pretty Good Time!
Why you cryin'?
And why is there Dirt All Over the Floor, Katie? I Don't know, Mom!
That it is, Edward. That it is.
Clark, that's the GIF that keeps on giving the whole year
It's your house. It's your Christmas.
and why are the queries all broken i don't know margo
I can't see.
Those spotlight points lights are definitely not gonna twinkle
was just smelling-- Smiling.
Corporate cards.
It's not going in our yard It's going in our living room
It isn't every day somebody moves into a new house.
You're not getting the garage space. After what you did--
If he had 9 lives, he just spent them all!
HELP!!!! THIS IS ME!!
If you need any help give me a holler. I'll be upstairs, asleep.
Merry Christmas Fuckeez
(THUNDER) (WHISTLES) (BLOWS BOS'N'S WHISTLE) (DOORBELL CHIMES)
I appreciate that, Clark
We have plenty of room
Oh, well, that's the bitch of it. See, I don't know what to do.
It's a light on the sewage treatment plant.
You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant.
Mr. Shirley, merry Christmas. Who's that?
When you go from Craig Counsell To Pat Murphy
Ellen, I fixed it!
Who’s coming this weekend?
fried pussycat
Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
I Did It
With this bonus check I'm putting in a garage door
Why did you lose the mayorship, Todd?
Made pretty good time
Make it around 6:45 p.m.
A quarter. A quarter.
Honey?
Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl.
Yeah, I’ll be outside for the season
I did that, Dad. I can't-- Now, look, if you need any help...
Corporate
Yeah. And it's about my mother accusing your mother of buying cheap hot dogs.
My Day Today
She has for years. It doesn't show.
You be careful there clark
I think you'd better go back to bed now.
SQUIRRELL!!!!!!!
164: It's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year
And your mother accusing my mother of waxing her upper lip.
WELL I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY EXCEPT IT'S CHRISTMAS AND WE'RE ALL IN MISERY
He's probably just nosing through the trash there
you taught me everything I know about tape hardware
She's got a lip fungus they haven't quite identified yet
Fried Pussycat
You're Watching Rubbadubbers On PBS KIDS!
Clark, I couldn't do that. No, no, we insist.
I hope nobody I know drives by And sees me standing in the yard, staring at the house in my pajamas.
Je-sus...
If you don't mind me asking How much the pipeworks set you back?
Joanne’s got a car. She can drive. I’m leaving myself open so I can get my AC fixed.
You really think it matters, Marty?
Hey!
Hey griswold, Where do you think you're gonna put all that narcan?
...all the way out to nowhere and waste a whole Saturday?
Polar Vortex 2018
HEY RAY!! THE SHITTER IS FULL!!
Go get the hammer.
Save the neck for me.
Isn’t it a little big
(BLOWS BOS'N'S WHISTLE) (GURGLE) (SCREECH POP) (SINGING) (DOORBELL CHIMES) (BARKS) (BARKS, GROWLS) (HUMMING) (SHOUTING)
When no one is ready for Christmas yet but you can't help yourself
Yes. Yes. It is. It's a bit nipply out. I mean, nippy out.
I can't even afford to be an elf.
It’s in the basement, we’ll get it later
"...Give Me A Holler. I'll Be Upstairs, Asleep. Thanks."
...what the first tree displayed at the White House was?
And please bring that lovely dog
A quarter. A quarter. I'll give Audrey a quarter too.
No
Steve You get your fantasy football money yet?
Yes because no one ever complains about The UMC on the page
SEWER GAS
You serious, skip?
...cousin-in-law, whose heart is bigger than his brain--
That's the big one!
That's a honey of a tree, Clark. Is it real?
Take a look at this.
I'm going in with him.
Grace? She passed away 30 years ago.
Well
Beau was like…
.
Are you gonna recite The Night Before Christmas?
And if it wouldn't be too much, I'd like to get something for you, Clark.
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Yes, officer, it seems my husband's been abducted.
So, Carl, take whatever you got last and add 20 Percent
Jordan’s now Ellen’s Dad!
Him's nervous because Christmas is almost here.
If you wanna come in, you are gonna have to break. down. the. goddamn. door!
Stacie........................Me
Looks great. A little full. Lots of sap.
Clark, baby, I can picture it in my mind. And it's breathtaking.
You’re the last true family man
TITO’S!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kirk Ferentz
...while visions of sugarplums danced in their heads.
You just march right over there and slug that creep in the face.
I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much...
You should be looking at a fat Christmas bonus this year, huh?
I know.
" Shitting Bricks." "You shouldn't use that word." "Sorry. shitting Rocks."
Merry Christmas!
Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.
Do you really think it matters, Eddie?
I can't just attack someone. If you're not man enough...
Every time I hear an ambulance dispatched to the ER for a transport to another ER...
Kirk Ferentz
Were all making sacrifices Audrey
Hank says he's been holding out for a management position.
Shell celebrating safe shutdowns
SHITTER’S FULL OF GEORGE FLOYD
This one here is pretzels
don't piss me off, art.
Don't piss me off, Art. Clark?
Merry Christmas And All The Best For 2024
It’s a bit nipply out
Can’t see the line can you russ
I don’t know, Margo!
How all Americans feel right now
I don't know if I ought to go down no hill with nothing between...
Great job Vito But the little lights aren't twinkling
But it fell between the seats and I didn't see it... I'm sorry!
If you wanna come in, you, are gonna have to break down the goddamn door!
Ellen, are you still dating Clark?
Yeah. Yeah, I dug it out of the ground myself.
(GHOST SAYS BOO) (DOORBELL CHIMES) OH. (SCREAMS) HMM HMM HMM. HA. HMM. (CHUCKLES) (GASPS) LOOK. OH. (EVIL LAUGHTER) (GRUNTING) (GROANING) (WHISTLING)
Aren't you a bit sorry we didn't get a Christmas tree?
If I don't get that bonus, I'm in it up to here.
I'm sure it's a lot of work too, but if I'm out in the cold...
Dont piss me off, Art
Avocado coating
I appreciate that, Cory.
Well, that's my name. No shit.
Well, I happen to know for a fact that Santa Claus is real.
Of all the cheap lousy ways to save a buck
thats bill sir bottom text
beautiful clark
they took a pint of fluid outta my lower back
Christmas is about resolving differences And seeing through the petty problems of family life
(CHUCKLES) (HUMMING) hmm
Oh, it's okay. It happens.
beryl lewis and maxine thompson. brandon mallard and georgette snell.
What are you crying? I told you we put it in too early.
Where's MUSNY he usually eats these god damn things?
Whatever Russ
Shitter was full!
Yeah, with his degree he hopes to become a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl.