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So, what did you do yesterday?
Hey! Hey, you, down there!
I was spotting those Jews
Hi there, little doggy.
Chiquita needs to peel Tony’s banana
He was spotting raccoons on the road.
Yes, it is exciting.
...to Joe's fruit stand and stuffing cantaloupe down your throat.
- What is going on here? - What are you talking about?
He can squint his way down to like 20-30 vision.
What's that about ladies' frames?
Come on, George. What is it?
Not shot, dog bite.
I was squinting! Remember that drive from Wurtsboro?
You can't have that dog in here.
My buddy works in an appliance store. He got us 30 percent off.
I gotta get out of this city.
"These Women Would Be Good-Looking If They Weren't Wearing Glasses."
She's got rabies, just like my friend Bob Sacamano.
What about him?
See, night guy always screws morning guy.
...and he's your eyewitness.
"Hurry up! Give me the glasses. My pictures are coming. I need to see!"
They're ladies' glasses.
Look at that, she's delirious. She's foaming at the mouth!
It's coming. It's a Commando 8, 12,000 BTUs.
- Do you mind if I pet your dog? - It's okay with me.
Beautiful day. Good day to be out.
I mean, actual friends!
They look good. I liked the other one too.
So you're tunneling to the center of the Earth?
- But Amy likes air conditioning. - Oh, an air conditioner for Amy.
Then when Jeffrey opens the door, it's Howdy Doody time.
- A bad side, an ugly side. - So what?
Your day's getting more interesting already.