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operational situation with you and your men.
It's terrible. N-No, it's wonderful,
You're the rocket man
Drop the gun or I drop your boss.
Wow.
EXCUSE ME, GENERAL, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING MONEY?
Should we prepare for launch, General?
- How? - It's a cholinesterase inhibitor.
Something I couldn't do while you were here.
One, two, three! Eat that!
Make no mistake about it, gentlemen, we are now in harm's way.
I know you're in here, and I know you can hear me.
So I'm fucked either way.
That lying Womack. You could've told my daughter.
morgue from the satellite thermal imaging...
Yeah, it happens.
Put him on the phone right now.
Sprinkler activated.
Thank you.
You're a long way from home, Captain.
Hummel from Alcatraz. Out.
LET'S WASTE THESE FUCKERS
I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF A PLATOON FULL OF MARINES
which had to be neutralized before blowing up the office.
Steady.
Hello?
It's no secret he kept microfilm files on prominent Americans and Europeans:
WE GONNA CRASH! SAVE YOURSELVES
Uh, what did Hummel mean by your countermeasure, General?
So I took the rest of the day off.
No, he'll remember me. I don't want his anger clouding the issue.
I wish? Losers always say i wish.
armed with V.X. poisoned gas.
Let me outta here! Oh, God! Let me outta here! Oh, God!
Time on target: seven minutes.
So you held this guy without trial his whole life! No wonder he's pissed.
I GOT GREEN SOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
Good to go
- Thank you, General. - Thank you, sir.
Oh, yeah, okay. That's just about the most awful thing I've ever seen.
Thank you, sir.
- I'm very aware of the time, Captain. - Aye, aye, sir. Lettin' you know.
We've got a 60-year-old convict and a lab rat. I'm telling you, it's over.
You will not be detained one minute longer than
Ron
Goodspeed, come in.
cover of hostages and V.X. gas warheads.
Don't you ever stop eatin'?
- You're pregnant? - Three weeks.
The hour is approaching, sir
Okay. Not very nice, is he?
That's a good question.
Let's move. Move out! Move out! Move out!
If only what? Six federal marshals hadn't kicked down our door
Is it really true that there's never been an escape?
it's over.
Green smoke
B.A. Columbia; M.A., PhD, Johns Hopkins.
Well-trained.
This is my Humvee I don't want any dings dents or scratches
Mason!
- So, they let you out? - Yeah.
I got money in Voyager!
Get the point?
Mason!
well, it could prove to be useful information, maybe!
Today, well, it's a different Bureau.
When they don't come home,
Fifteen.
I feel rather like Alcamedes.
When he neutralizes the threat, we launch green flares and we wait for the cavalry.
Prisoner requests to have his handcuffs taken off.
But of course you are
Unfortunately, incredibly unstable.
- Come on. - Do you know how this shit works?
- Oh, no! Baby's goin' down in flames! - It's not mine.
Uh, Frank, uh, we're havin' a few problems with the account transfer.
Then maybe we need to execute a few hostages.
When the patient asks you to fix their broken front tooth
Sir, morgue team has not checked in.
And you need my help.
Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, Rocket Man?
What the fuck are you waiting for, Stanley? You take the fucking needle now!
I know. It's funny you should mention that.
Yes, perfectly okay, you fucking idiot!
Okay, I've got some bad news and some really bad news.
LET'S WASTE THESE FUCKERS
They need a decision, Mr President.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
So i’m fucked either way.
Commander. Team leader.
Sir.
Likewise a frontal seaside attack.
will be in chaos. I am talking anarchy.
Head out, and I was the result.
- I want Coms up. - Roger that, sir.
- Y-You're sending him back to jail? - I'm not sending him anywhere.
But I'll be coming back. And, uh...
Hi, darling, it's, uh, it's me.
and that American boys have paid for that neglect in blood...
All I care about is… Are you happy with these GIFs
Speak up.
you’re the brown dirt cowboy
What the hell was that, Frank?
- The Marines! - Where?
to you, but what the fuck is going on?
Front pew, right leg.
Launch coordinates: six, seven,
The men of Marine Force Recon
You broke out of prison again, didn't you? Why did you come to me?
Now you're getting a gun and a wet suit.
All I want to know is Is it biodegradable?
- I cannot give that order! - I am not gonna repeat that order!
And I'll send someone to pick up your girlfriend
WE COMMUNISTS WE AIN'T GIVE YOU NO MON *MACHINE GUN GUNSHOTS*
Crypto’s up! Crypto’s up!
7am? Well I guess that’s one way to go
Happy Birthday You piece of shit