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Welcome to the HOP
Then you wouldn't have any fuckin' idea what
He's smart.
Sir, we know why you're out here.
But there's still one left.
Well, I guess that’s one way to go
How's your bowling arm
Now, we've spoken to the president,
But whatever happens,
You're talking to a general, soldier. Maintain discipline.
You compromise my men's lives, and I'll bury you out there.
Well, I'd like to think it would've led somewhere if only...
- Your day? - Yes. Didn't you read my résumé?
I'll be, I'll be down, yeah, downstairs in ten minutes.
While I'm considering your offer,
You're Not Leaving! There's A Madman In There With His Hand On A, On A Button!
wake up, poors
The day we took hostages we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid!
It has been the greatest honor of my life to serve with you
You're on a need to know basis and you dont need to know
Did they bother to tell you who I am, why I'm doing this?
That's affirmative.
Just letting the general know of the time, sir.
Well, Stanley, uh, this is when we go our separate ways, huh?
You spasm so hard you break your own back, spit your guts out.
Stanley!
Check into the hotel. Order up some champagne.
- This isn't happening! - No, just don't answer it. It's okay.
We're a little tight on time.
I fear the Greeks even when they bring gifts.
You wanna hear what I have to say or not?
They're gonna bomb our ass back to the Stone Age.
All I know is you were big in Vietnam. I saw the highlights on television.
Ah, listen. This is the penthouse. Do you do snacks, drinks? Huh?
Get that away from me!
- G-General, can you hear me? - I heard you, Captain.
Who is this? Identify yourself.
Suspect is in a black Humvee, heading west on California.
That is the word.
what happened between you and her.
Missile radically changing direction.
No! No! No!
I come before you to protest a grave injustice.
Green crypto! I’ve got green crypto!
The access card, sir.
- Thank you for making my point. - Where are the guidance chips?
Well done, son.
Don't tell me problems, tell me solutions.
Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day.
Womack! Now, why am I not surprised, you piece of shit!
I want that fucking chip!
Releasing Doughnutsworth into the world
Your birthday?
We all have shipmates we remember.
In time, so shall we.
Let's talk music. Do you like the Elton John song, Rocket Man?
I was just thinking how wonderful it was
Commander, you said never to leave his sight, but, uh...
I'm all that's left of the enemy.
I've gotta get a team together right now. We've gotta move with the second option.
- How's it going out there? - How do you think it's goin'?
Here. Here's a quarter.
Welcome to the Rock.
- Oh, goddam it! - Oh, my God!
I'm just givin' him somethin' to think about.
- Prepare to deploy! - Good luck, Commander.
Well, now we can add kidnapping and extortion to his list of accolades.
Punishable by death.
He broke out of two maximum security prisons. And if he hits the streets.
Alors Dom... How’s your bowling arm
It's, uh, it's, eh, kind of curious, but, uh,
Well I guess that’s one way to go
By your ninth birthday, I was runnin' black ops into China,
- I'll fire. - No, you won't.
No one has to die here.
you have 20 seconds to inject it into your heart.
- Speak up! - I, uh, uh...
The Franciscan monks thought they were making white wine.
- That's the chap. - Get this straight, pops.
If I had my way, you would be shipped back to Wolfburg in leg irons...
Sir, Raider One is at the drop zone.
got us here in the first place 33 years ago.
Commander, the beam is hitting some sort of reflective device.
Stand fast, Lieutenant.
All right, you wanna play tough? You wanna play tough with me?
We got a problem in a place that I think you know.
You're goin' down!
We locked him up and threw away the key.
Hey!
Come on. Time's up.
Oh, it's very necessary, sir.
with a bunch of violence-for-pleasure seeking psychopathic Marines.
- Under there is a maze of shit. - Well, there's no question, gentlemen.
Let's drop to the deck. One hundred feet below radar.
Great. We're not gutless, we're incompetent. That right?
What? Vaporized? A body can vaporize?
Are they?
Dodging feces, avoiding gang rape in the tenderloin
By all means, dear Paxton. By all means.
Shep, what's the status on the special operational gear for Mr Mason?
No, no.
When he neutralizes the threat We launch green flares and we wait for the cavalry.
Systems up.
its not mine
If you can get to the Pan Pacific Hotel, there's
Welcome to the Vault
No!
I'll try and delay Hummel and give you more time.
Vaporized, sir. Excuse me, gentlemen.
I'm sorry?
What, the faggot thing?
General, Sir...
Falling, 300 feet. 200. 100.
But I strongly urge you to consider the use of this as a secondary initiative.
That's why you're coming with us.
Commander, halt. We've got movement.
Room 26.
Well, what might that be?
You're lucky that old man Hummel wants you alive.
WHOEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT BREACHIN' GENERAL
You're on a need-to-know basis, and you don't need to know.
on the mine cars, through the tunnels to the power plant,
Welcome to the cock
Locaters have them approaching the morgue, sir.
They're playing you for a fool, sir.
We've got a 60-year-old convict and a lab rat. I'm telling you, it's over.
The consequences of our actions I'll face alone.
I'm goin' over to Orkin to design roach motels. Cool, huh?
Hey, man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.
Mr Womack, who is your best chemical/biological man?
Kind of a lot's happened since then.
Good to go!
- Wow! - Is that all you're gonna say, is wow?
All I know is you were big in Vietnam. I saw the highlights
- Look at this! - We're gonna have the room clear.
Of course, the British claimed they'd never heard of him.
Personally, I think you're a fuckin' idiot.