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Do you think I'm out of my fucking mind?
When?
- I'll have that sidearm, sir. - You mean this sidearm?
to deliver a highly lethal strike on the population of the San Francisco Bay area.
What the fuck is going on? Sir! Major!
J...
It’s not mine.
Mason, where're you going?
I don't... I don't know anything about you.
What's that? Why'd you get it sent here?
Where’s Charlie? Where’s his antibodies? I wanna see that son if a b*tch!
I got him out to get you people in, not go with you.
No, Stacy. Jade's friend.
This is my Humvee I don't want any dings dents or scratches
Yeah, I got it. All right, Magrane, Masconi, Masters. No Mason.
Carla was the prom queen.
- No! - Seal it!
Jesus Christ!
Do it, Frank! We're coming loose.
will lose their lives in this air strike.
Stand down captain
They're securing the area.
Winners go home and fuck the prom queen
Look how big this is. You want me to stick it up my nose, are you fucking nuts?
Get me the fuck out of this gas chamber!
I don't know.
Damn you for forcing me into this position.
He is my age now, for Christ's sake!
Sir, all the guidance chips are gone.
Right.
And more of our brothers have died in vain.
This is not happening.
The rest of the funds I will disperse at my discretion.
The day we took jobs at IGN we became mercenaries. And mercenaries get paid!
Air strike approved.
Carla's right. Why don't you just spend $ 13 on a CD, man?
I could; you, no.
Half a million Serbians reside in the U.S., Marvin. Serbians don't like Bosnians.
What's the covid death rate currently general?
We can't risk letting him out.
I don't like you any more than you like me.
I don't want any dings, dents, or scratches
Sir, it's an honor having you, sir.
Navy SEALs, listen up. You've got something that belongs to me.
- You made the right choice. - I decided I didn't want your child
- You heard him. End it! - Holster that sidearm, Captain.
I hope your insured
Welcome to the Rock.
Stops the brain from sending nerve messages down the spinal cord within 30 seconds.
His directive is to string Hummel along until the air strike is operational.
Captain John Patrick Mason, General, sir,
Director, be advised.
That's what I want to change, eh?
You tell your men to safety their weapons, drop 'em on the deck.
Button
- Good to go! - Good to go! Good to go!
I don't understand. You-you've studied the architectural plans?
Hey, somebody ordered it. Can't let it go to waste.
So, what do you say you do the math, h-hand over the gun
Clear out. Get outta here!
Yeah, I'm sure it's just a training exercise.
All I care about if finding out what ifaboier. Mm means…
- I wanna talk to General Kramer. - You've been asked by an old friend.
I want a suite, a shower, a shave...
I want my fucking checkmark
Oh. In that case, no, sir. Excuse me.
- What the hell are you doing? - I'm not ready to kill these people.
Damn! This sucks! Where's that son of a bitch at?
And then if they disturb Mr Backup here, we own 'em.
Welcome to the boog
Mason?
I'm an agent with the, uh, uh, F-Federal-
- Sir? - What's the status?
- Just wash us off! - Where are my sprinklers?
- I don't. - That's what I thought.
I miss you so much.
A gun?
so the rocket will splash down after 500 feet.
heading around Treasure Island.
i was trained by the BEST @Ilona Danilevich
classic classic!
For that, I apologize.
of Her Majesty's S.A.S. Retired, of course.
Frank, please don't do anything stupid.
Have you ever actually seen one of these devices?
Shit, we got a rodent problem. Flush the pipes.
impregnable fortress held by an elite team
I have three incoming bogeys bearing 275.
Which brings me to another question. When you broke out...
- I thought you weren't ready to kill. - I'm warmin' up.
- Do you love me? - Of course I love you.
Dr Goodspeed.
Blackbird One, this is Blackbird. Over.
Hoover was dead in '72. She wasn't born yet.
Do it now!
You've got three minutes.
That one day I'd breathe free air.
But like you, I swore to defend this country against all enemies,
You know how this shit works?
It's for you.
I suppose all this will make a great bedtime story to tell your kid.
I repeat, do not come to San Francisco.
10 or 20.
Godspeed, Goodspeed
First of all, it's because I'm a Beatlemaniac.
This situation is unacceptable
Wife is too tired Fuck that shit
Whoa! Whoa! Wai... Hey, Marriage Police, pull over!
Barber.
What about your daughter? Mason?
This is the oldest part of Alcatraz.
Come on, have a scallop. Come on, catch.
jesus frank this is classified information
Oh, well, why not?
That's very compelling.
Ninety-seven paces to the shower room.
But of course you are.
Any questions?
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Broadway!
clothes in my closet, $200 in the Bible.
- Oh, no. - I said, on your knees!
Curveball
- Everyone, good to go? - Good to go!
Oh I was trained by the best... Richard Towns
I'm pregnant.
If you can believe that, then it's a start.
They're entering into the shower room, sir.
who cut their teeth under my command in Desert Storm.
I said, what the hell...
- What's it do? - We head-fake 'em with the laser beam.
No, no, no, no.
There's something else.
Look, I can defuse the rockets. I really can.
I knew! I knew someday this would come back to bite us.