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Sir, we've got two bogeys bearing due east and closing.
What do you say we cut the chitchat, a-hole?
Two more CC's of acetylene chloride.
No, he's not.
You know goddam well I can't give that order.
It's just me and Mason. Now he says he's leaving.
What? Vaporized?
don't make me get started about your best
You shoot me, I drop this. We're both dead.
I just hope it hasn't been changed.
it means to lead some of the finest men
Check every access you can find.
Uh, no, you'll give it to me. Give it to me, Reynolds.
please don't think less of me.
I'd like to know how you plan on accomplishing that?
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!
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Can we get a cup of coffee in here, please?
boy.
In charge of what? Fucking me over for another three decades?
and, and create a solution?
You come very highly recommended.
Paxton, don't argue!
A really elegant string-of-pearls configuration.
I'm at the White House with General Kramer.
you throw that gentleman off the balcony.
But you can never again set foot on your native soil.
An ecological disaster, sir.
We'll be branded as traitors, the gravest capital crime.
Take the atropine now, Stan, for Christ's sake!
That's a signed federal document, sir. Isn't that illegal?
There's something I've gotta do, Barb.
- And then the whole thing just... - The gas, Dr Goodspeed.
Well, I'm not goin' anywhere.
Yeah. So why don't you do yourself a favor while you're helpin' us?
I've rehearsed this speech a thousand times on the chance that we would meet.
How the hell are you involved in this?
FBI.
You know how this shit works?
How could they possibly know that you're home?
Mason was the British operative who stole the files.
You must never hesitate.
This is Brigadier General Francis X. Hummel,
The entire island is to be blanketed, not one square inch missed.
I don't really give a shit! Do you give a shit?
Do I make myself clear?
a great soldier like Frank Hummel,
Wait a minute, wait a minute. What is the potential casualty rate...
They're useless. Alcatraz has been ripped up and rebuilt for years.
a special situation exists that we feel you might be able to help us with.
- Thousand. Seventy thousand dead! - Oh.
You will each be paid a fee of $ 1 million for services rendered.
Snacks? Drinks?
They got place of birth. Glasgow. Uh, but they don't have a name.
Hi, Al, how you doin'?
And in the middle, Frank Hummel.
And now they're called patriots.
- Hostage? - Eighty-one tourists.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Get out of the way!
So, now they think we're gutless, the Feds? They think we won't actually do it.
We have air lock, Stanley. You're all set to go.
If I'd've known this was gonna happen, I'd have brought my motherfuckin' gun!
Oh, well, then, everything's just fine!
Glass or Plastic?
Chem weapons. Isherwood.
It's one of those things we wish we could disinvent.
- Where's that water? - Get that away from me!
I almost stabbed myself in the heart with this thing
I almost stabbed myself in the heart with this thing.
- Hummel! - Hello, Frank. Lou Linstrom.
Okay. You're right.
The hour is approaching, sir. Just letting the general know of the time, sir.
Stand fast. We'll secure the area.
Shh. Some sniper's gonna get his ass.
Hey Faze short_apex Apex
with the blood of patriots and tyrants. Thomas Jefferson.
The bad news is that the gas is corrosive and it's eating our suits.
memory betrayed by their own fuckin' government.
- No! - Come on, man!
Order the launch, General.
Happily, it'll just wipe out you and me.
I don't understand. How could we lose radio contact all of a sudden?
Senates reaction to the House Impeaching a guy already out of office
ARE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR HAIRCUT?
Oh, no!
The mission's not complete!
- Marvin, sarin is a? - G.B. aerosol.
I'm only borrowing your Humvee!
You’re the pissman
Stanley's not a very good swimmer. I mean, he can't even snorkel.
You Just Fucked Up Your Ferrari
Ah, that's true. From 1936 until '63 when the prison closed,
My name's Stanley Goodspeed. I'm a chemical weapons specialist for the FBI.
Specifically the route he took through the island's bowels.
Look how big this is. You want me to stick this into my heart?
you're the doughboy.
...... what?
God knows I agree with you.
I’ll take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy
you tell your herd to safety their antlers and run away from here.
against maybe the greatest battalion commander in the Vietnam War.
Agent Stanley Goodspeed, Agent/Trainee Marvin Isherwood...
In fact, you look like shit.
Him, but not the rocket.
- Double-time it. - Yes, sir. Hendrix!
Good to go!
This guy's hittin' every fuckin' thing in sight tryin' to block us!
- Really? - Yeah.
Have you forgotten that?
let's talk pastries. do you like pillsbury?
are selected to carry out illegal operations throughout the world.
Hey, what about alberts head?
The Eagles are on the Rock. They've entered the cistern room.
from the Grand Cayman Red Sea Trading Company account to an account I designate.
And I have to say, thus far your conduct reflects your reputations.
Well, I Guess That's One Way To Go.
They've got my girlfriend in the city with a baby on the way.
Jade, I'm not an evil man.
No scissors? You've got to be kidding me, no scissors!
Come on, let's play. Come on. Come on.
Down, down, down.
CQ1 CQ1 WE HAVE THE JACKET I REPEAT, WE HAVE THE JACKET