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Yeah i heard of him Didn't he play hockey for the fucking red wings
for a whole city.
The power of this chemical is way beyond anything you can imagine.
- He's got all the guns now, sir. - Shit!
- I'll cancel your reservations. - Get the Pentagon.
And both of the birds are ready to fly, sir.
Drop your weapons. Drop 'em!
It’s you. You’re the piss man.
- Carla. - Like hell I'm not coming!
English prick. I tell you my old man was Irish?
. .
Alcamedes. He was imprisoned by his king in ancient Greece.
And, uh, this is not combat.
Quiet.
Exactly right.
And Paxton, no strong-arming Mason. I know him too well.
until he gave up the microfilm, but he never did.
Oh, an educated man!
A twinge at the small of your back as the poison seizes your nervous system.
The situation is unacceptable. You will transfer $ 100 million
Where’s Britney? Where’s her pussy? I wanna see it
That is correct.
I GOT GREEN SMOKE! I GOT GREEN SMOKE
I GOT GREEN SMOKE!!! I GOT GREEN SMOKE!!!
Unless you're a 20-year-old guitarist from Seattle.
- An act of God. - Excuse me?
You piece of shit
It's been a fairly interesting day so far. The prisoner's here. Shall we?
Yes, perfectly clear, you fucking idiot!
When someone interrupts you during a zoom meeting
I mean, did they tell Picasso, No brush?
Oh, yes! Well, that was, in fact, gonna be my next...
Watch it!
- I'm sorry. - It's all right.
You're right, I don't use guns and I don't kick down doors.
The hour is approaching, sir. Just letting the general know of the time, sir.
No, I'm a chemical super-freak, actually. But I still need a gun.
I know your wrist is broken All I care about is, are you happy with your haircut?
Will you do something for me? It's really, it's really important.
Just bought Costco toilet paper...
He's not gonna hit the streets, Jim.
I tried. You know I tried everything.
A minute ten.
This is General Hummel. You gotta get my men outta there!
- What's your news, baby? - I'm pregnant.
Fuck!
Move out!
Forget Maui.
You catch one of those flame bursts, you're a corpse.
...it'll be over in a few seconds.
Well, I don't know how I'm supposed to be feeling either.
I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy
And we held him without trial
Winners stay in bed and work on applications.
Oh, you... Oh, oh. Oh.
Captain, step outside!
What the fuck?
and emerge in its center; that way we can jump the Marines from behind.
Shame on them!
Ya i heard of him Didnt he play hockey 4 the fucking red wings
It's an act of lunacy. general, sir
And he gets two hours max.
Goodspeed, it's Womack.
General, two operational rockets left.
Got my first chemistry set when I was seven. Blew my eyebrows off.
Living room's clear!
Goodspeed, have you resolved the situation?
Your unit is covered from an elevated position, Commander.
- They're coming. - Who?
Hi. You all havin' a good time?
send the beam back to its source and then I'm gonna move the prism.
Please don't!
All right, I'll do it myself.
- Where's Mason? - Mason's gone!
I Cannot Give That Order! I Am Not Gonna Repeat That Order!
- I want 16, Major! - Move it!
Hey, come back here, little boy.
Hey. Wha...
is there's enough C-4 explosive and poison gas to blow the whole chamber
What did you do?
Shit!
Well, I have choked on these lies my entire career!
- What the fuck's goin' on? - Let's cut him off.
But, uh, I'm sure you know the etymology of your name Goodspeed.
Where’s Charlie? Where’s his antibodies? I want to see that son of a b*tch!
I want to use a mirror to cut the beam,
I'm gonna hunt him down! That motherfucker ain't safe nowhere.
Pretty tight quarters, aren't they, huh?
outlaw war? a country can.. outlaw war?
They want another hour.
Let's move out.
This is Red Thunder. Master armed. Master armed.
But of course you are.
I am not here to bend over and take it up the ass from you.
Okay. Howard’s not very nice is he?
Thank you for making my point.
I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, bird
I got green smoke
Goodspeed. Goodspeed, do you read me?
- Some solution. - And you ended up here.
- Freeze, mister! - Oh, man!
- I am? - You're the expert. What's your problem?
Now you told me I'm on a need-to-know basis.
to each of the 83 Marines' families.
We don't have clearance to go behind enemy lines, sir.
But like he said,
Let's do it.
- so let's get rolling. - That won't be necessary.
Bingo.
Time on target: 12 seconds.
Trade secrets, my son.
I’m a loser? Losers always say I’m a loser.
You walked into the wrong goddam room, Commander!
It could be detergent, or it could be sarin gas.
The day we took jobs at IGN we became mercenaries. Mercenaries get paid.
Got a lot of very, very worried people here, Frank.
Come on. Come on.
Drop 'em!
Well, it's some kind of thing.
That's right. I got a lunatic up there, man,
the only chance those people over there have.
I’m warmin’ up.
when the inmates weren't allowed to talk in here.
We got some movement.
Speed?
- or Mr Henderson won't have a head. - Oh, no.
Oh, no!
I'll take pleasure in guttin' you, boy
of U.S. Marines in possession of 81 hostages and 15 guided rockets
if necessary, but I want him sealed off.
Then you're trained in weaponry, explosives and mortal combat.
on God's earth into battle, and then see their
Then beneath the cistern, there's a connection to the abandoned septic system.
Come on!
Three Purple Hearts, two Silver Stars
This is Ernest Paxton, agent in charge of the West Coast operation.
We'll be there in approximately two hours.
Now
Do not move that!
Mason.
But how, in the name of Zeus's butthole,
That's right.
A battery of V.X. gas rockets is presently deployed
Besides, you got the best SEAL team in the country backing you up.