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How do you do it?
I am a chemical superfreak actually...
i don't want any dings, dents, or scratches
or scratches, or I'll have your ass. Hey!
This man knows our most intimate secrets from the last half century:
Fiber optics.
One million civilians against 81 hostages.
Now, three to go.
Fighting a war means casualties.
did you get out of your cell?
- Coffee. - No, no, I'm fine. Thank you.
will kill every living organism in an eight-block radius.
I'll deliver this to the attorney general.
Now, the problem with V.X. poison gas is
- You sure you're ready for this? - I'll do my best.
Out!
Yes, sir.
Help!
Gas or 'lectric?
- Hello, sir. - Good morning, Director.
Goodspeed.
You know, you're almost the only evidence
If I'd've known this was gonna happen, I'd have brought my motherfuckin' gun!
Then it's the Fairmont Hotel.
Just the Amaretto cream with peach sorbet persuasion.
But right now I just, I just I wanna find some rockets.
Hi, baby.
GOOD TO GO!
Besides, your safety's on.
On the line!
I am pregnant and I am unmarried. And this causes a serious problem for me.
I got green smoke
There is no fucking money.
One teaspoon of this hits the floor, it's lethal up to a hundred feet.
- Who? - Two of 'em!
. .
All right. Call the Fairmont. Close the floor
Those surgical hits made by our smart bombs, covered so well on CNN?
I'm not allowed to carry a gun.
That's good.
- Not exactly. - Mmm, a pity.
Carla wouldn't approve. She thinks it's dumb to spend $600 on an L.P.
Three tours in Vietnam, Panama, Grenada, Desert Storm.
No, uh, h-h-hey, hey, fellas. I'm sorry, but tourists are not allowed back here.
That we have ignored, abandoned or marginalized
I'm too old for this.
the alien landing at Roswell, the truth about the J.F.K. assassination.
Me and my boys are cocked, locked, and ready to rock
Okay. Well, you just sit here and act like a Bureau bonehead, then.
Hey man you fucked up you’re Ferrari It’s not mine
Don't be this guy... "I don't want any dings, dents, or scratches"
- All kidding aside. - As a gesture of your good faith.
Shit! What if I miss my heart? I can't see shit!
Mr Mason will run point for us.
I don't want any... Dings, dents, or scratches.
When he neutralizes the threat We launch green flares and wait for the cavalry.
Darrick! now, why am i not surprised, you piece of shit!
It's me and you, pal.
Cease fire!
Great. We're not gutless. We're incompetent. That right?
I want my fucking Money
so maybe you want me to run for president.
No, sir, but I've studied them.
Jelly or Syrup!
Well, mine is.
Don't go.
you're a winner that's why you're running this show
Access code entered. Weapon available for release.
Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck their collection
But that's after your skin melts off.
Uh, actually, it's kind of like champagne that way.
The world is being Fed-Ex'd to hell on a handcart.
Me and my boys are ready to cock, lock, and ready to rock.
- Well, maybe now they'll pay up. - Maybe now they won't, Captain.
Oh, come on.
- Mm-hmm. - My secretary here will settle the bill.
Oh, yeah? Well, uh- Why don't we take a walk?
I need to talk to you right now, alone.
Because if the winds change after you launch those rockets,
I don't think you do.
Target acquired. Rolling in.
Excuse me, General, sir, with all due respect
You Happy… With your haircut?
Why didn't you just tell them where the microfilm was
I got money in Voyaget!
- Drop your weapons! - Hold your fire!
Drop your weapons!
Load the V.X. into the choppers, take four hostages and evacuate.
- Do it over here. - On your knees. On your knees!
Open up!
The hour is approaching, sir Just letting the General know of the time, sir
Goodspeed, do you read me? Come in!
I don't know, Frank. Ah, why don't you tell me.
You tell your men to reply to Martha!
Oh, no!
there were 14 attempts.
initiating exam of wooden crate.
- Hey, watch it! - He's over there!
Are you kidding me right now? You need to stay here and talk to me about things.
You're the Rocket Man.
Standard poison is countered by napalm. It burns it up, consumes it upon detonation.
We're askin' 'em. We're askin' 'em for a new deadline.
Forget pegy Amba
Uh, let's see. We have, uh,
Kind of a lot's happened since then.
Captain, I guess you didn't quite take care of the rat problem.
This is BQ. 1, BQ. 1! Green smoke! We have green smoke! Over.
I meant it at the time.
Hey, what about Mr Henderson's head?
Hey, man, you just fucked up your Ferrari.
Land the choppers on the back side and deploy as planned.
7am Guess that’s one way to go
Uh, 57 paces.
You call it what you want!
Some sniper is gonna get his ass
Cease fire!
- What's the word from Mojave? - General Peterson can give us...
- Lower lighthouse. - Go!
I am aware of your countermeasure. You know and I know it doesn't stand a chance.