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We might have to accept that it's not meant to be.
- I kinda hate it.
Thank you for letting me get that off my chest.
- Did you post on his wall?
- [sighs]
- On what planet is it cool for you
They're digging up the sewer main in a few days
[rock music]
♪ so hot now
- Can you do it tomorrow?
- No one's dead, wounded, or incarcerated.
And guess what the excuse was.
- Oh.
- We gotta keep digging.
- Frank? - Yes, son?
- Quick, before carl gets back.
- Oh, busy.
- I gotta get to the alibi.
Oh! Oh!
Thank you for leaving and never coming back.
You believe that?
It's a scorcher today, ain't it?
- Wait, they're digging up the lawn?
- Still sleeping.
- Yeah.
Debbie's getting terrorized at the public pool.
- Hey, good for you! - Yeah.
Inflicting sexual pain
- What-- is this--
- Man, I can't believe your wife
- I'm britney sturges from child protective services.
- So she likes hanging out with you.
- [sobs]
I've recently gotten back into gardening.
And you two take it from me when it comes out?
Don't worry about your dweeb.
All right, and you're acting like a douche bag.
Jesus! Use blanks, maybe?
And it's as if we're adding on a little wing or two.
That's a real pussy move.
- Oh, fuck.
Aah! Ow! Ow.
- [cooing]
- [crying]
- Come on.
Um, your mom and ex-husband, they're--
Jody and I are just experimenting
- You guys are really killing it.
[drill whirring]
- Oh, you know, just employee shenanigans.
- Wait.
[lighter clicks]
Truly. I just--
I also used the words, highly unlikely
I believe all people should have the right
Through this gateway with him,
[can rattling]
[gunshots]
- She just walked in.
Please?
Ooh.
♪
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Mandy, make yourself useful. Set the table.
Six kids living in squalor.
I mean, did he think I wouldn't accept him
- I can explain this.
- It's a finger, not your neck.
- Yeah. Hey, can you make it quick?