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I could stay out a little later.
Who wants a piece of this, huh?
Do you remember...
I can't pay you a dime unless I got a release form.
Go for Donny B.
It's in your dick when it gets hard.
♪ But just watch that lady go ♪
"I'm your best friend."
Hang in there, guy!
I wouldn't want my boy to end up with some gold digger
Vanny, I didn't finish. I couldn't. Yeah?
I didn't know it was her, I swear to God!
I'm sorry! I'm just freaking out here!
What? What are you talking about?
She freaking hates me.
That's right, sonny boy.
I'm sorry.
Chad, this is my fiance, Todd.
you... That wrap around you.
Sorry to spring that on you like that.
♪ Oh, you don't ♪ ♪ hear me though? ♪
the hedgehog business anyway?
I don't think Charlie Sheen would understand what's going on here.
The tissue's stuck to my picture.
I suppose I'm the reason.
(Us after the first rip) We gonna get our diiiiicks sucked
Okay, Su-Jin?
♪ Their heads are ♪ ♪ fucking warped ♪
Can he possibly win it?
Can I go to the bathroom?
Two, three, four.
Word to your mother brotherfucker!
And a side of fucking Rod Stewart's jizz.
Hey, Han Solo, you're looking great, man.
Unless, uh, Mrs. Ravensdale, you want to whip them knockers out?
Dude, I need 43 G-birds.
He would never carry on with a married woman
ever since his father's funeral.
Good person, how about you put on a tie, okay?
I don't know why it got me, but it just got me.
Tip, you know, if you give me a full package.
There he is, the fat guy we've been
- No? - No.
That would make her happy.
Should we let her?
Oh, yeah? You want to check in on your pretty decent job?
I don't know what I could have been thinking.
What are you doing here?
♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪
No, he's not a Marine.
My name's Todd now.
You can tell me.
Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop.
All right, all right.
We can't let tonight end like this, boys.
My dad's gonna kick my ass.
I'm married with four children,
Remember, back in the day? Hey, nugget pocket.
in front of other people because of you.
Why don't you not call me Donny when no one's around.
Phil, I knew you could do it.
I really have to watch what I eat.
He buys those uniforms on eBay
Do you remember that kid who got
Is that the earring that I gave you after the Loverboy concert?
What? They ate that up.
It's Todd Bridges.
We're gonna set you up with some nice plush robes,
And something else, something sticky.
Yeah, except he'd say,
Seems like he bought a round last night.
We'd love to see them.
Randall's just getting makeup. Go ahead to the green room.
to beat Fairfield and you were
Please don't hit it to me. Please don't hit it to me. Please don't hit it to me.
How my day is going How my life has been
Mom, she started all this.
♪ That's why this one ♪ ♪ is for the ♪
"Thanks, motherfucker, for all the laughs."
Donny?
I still got the tattoo I got when I was,
I got to be part of this shit?
- No. - Yes.
All right, it was 50 grand, but I'm not... I'm not...
Wassup...
How'd it go with the lady?
♪ Hold your head up ♪
and no one wants to pay for that anymore.
No sports.
♪ Ice, Ice, baby ♪
By the way, dude, you look fantastic.
- Oh, I tickle you like that. - No.
♪ I like to eat lobster
You're a junkie? Who's your supplier?
You think you're better than me?
Pleasure to meet you, Chadwick.
No, Steve.
Look at this fucking guy!
She said it was her last time, so...
and he actually saw
No, no, no, I... I want to.
with a special gift of our house-made lavender scrub.
Just fight through it, man. It's worth it.
I'm a virgin.
Ah, no...
Then how come I feel like shit right now?
but he's having a good time doing it.
The kid is young, he's attractive,
Why do I like her better right now?
Come on.
Oh, what? No.
You're talking to the wrong guy.
Keep it running.
that's pretty hard to believe.
Wow!
you goddamn son of a bitch! Calm down!
♪ And if the thrill is gone ♪
Okay!
I... I don't know what I'm supposed to say right now.
Ah, Mrs. Ravensdale.
- No. - You're still ticklish.
and I think this was a good use of a Groupon.
Oh. Okay.
Oh, it's actually hedge funds.
What if Todd picks up?
She's only got the chicken pox.
That came out weird.
Okay, well, this has been fun.
Yeah, that's all you! I'm doing it!
Odds on him winning are 8,000-to-1.
♪ She's on fire ♪
Poor thing. Are you okay?
The heads are warped, but fuck you, guys, it's funny.
You know that's fucking nuts, right?
Donny! I'm gonna kill you!
Bye. Just the two of us, you know?
...leaves me absolutely no choice
What is going on here?
Well, maybe...
Come on!
Hey, Chad, I'm Todd.
Oh, no, don't hurt me.
Todd's right.
They're gorgeous!
No.
641. 641.
What? I haven't worn a tie
Get 'em down!
a pretty huge New Kids on the Block tattoo on my back.
It's in your head. It's in your fucking nut sack.
that partnership on his own?
Maybe he can come up with the dough.
No! Why?
Steve Goldstein, the Boston Herald wedding reporter.
Fucking shit!
♪ You're old enough to ♪
A what?
- Let's give it up. - My boy.
Jamie is going to have it all.
Oh.
Father,
Girl Scout?
You did what?
♪ Then it's time ♪ ♪ to take it back ♪
- All right. All right? - Here we go.
Check your pocket
Hey Woah
Donny's not my best friend.
Getting ready Let's go
Look, the snake bit my arm.
Not too much, though. Don't hurt her.
I was thinking it's more Foreigner.
I mean, you are my best friend, guy.
Dude, this is not about you and me, all right?