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Um, no, they are... super dead.
No, no, no. No, ratings.
That was so hot.
Uh, it's one of the many things about this story
Word to your mother Brother fucker
more than anything in the world, too.
That's an order!
I'm not good at it. All right.
Fucking white people
We don't do those.
but I don't have time to deal with this, so...
taken from slope dude's epic movie (2022)
Look at your hair
..
who taught me how to tighten the diaphragm,
And you're sitting here gallivanting with...
Spencer's Gifts never fucking fails me.
There it is.
My whole body, like, got a shocked feeling over that.
Oh, yeah? Well, she wishes,
Come here. Come here.
So, I'm going to go put a dent in that.
Yeah, baby. Yeah. Here you go.
Keep going, guy!
How am I the fucking bad guy right now?
I'm gonna choke him out! He's an asshole!
Don't answer that question!
you stay out of the slammer, right, Donny?
Nobody comes in here and starts busting up my joint
I will give you 50 grand in cash.
I promise to do my best to lower prices at the school stores and, um...
- Exactly. - Oh, I love that guy.
Hey-0! Do not... That's...
Summer home. What a dick.
- He's on vacation? That son of a... - Oh, hey!
Oh, okay. That's a $150 additional charge.
♪ Oh ♪
Oh, shit.
Aw, no, no. Come on, Todd, don't be like that, huh?
It is Miss McGarricle, Donny.
All right. So, hang on.
He's up! He's up!
Oh, man!
What's the matter? Chubby never even mentioned me?
♪ Dance the night away ♪
He said, it's like Head of the Class, only with blowjobs.
I mean, how bad could it be?
- What is going on right now? - Who is this dude?
You come here after the wedding.
Well... Yeah.
Mary Beth McGarricle, rise for sentencing.
But you were only 13.
That's a good hug.
they're supposed to sleep separate night before the wedding.
for fucking arranging this bullshit!
It tastes like fucking dick infused with balls.
2291
Really good.
You’re a fuckin’ stud
to bang my eighth grade biology teacher, Mrs. Cohn.
Where do you think you get it from?
Oh, he got rich on us, huh?
♪ Girls on the dance floor ♪
Wait a minute. What are we drinking
My little Hansie, you're all grown up.
Especially by me.
Yeah? Well, that's why I'm giving it to you.
And the feelings
And, Jamie, you can be my breast friend.
We're having a bachelor party?
but I can't count on that.
No, uh, we are, we're past that part already.
♪ You know it's more ♪ ♪ than just... ♪
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yay, Chad!
Uh, Todd, your old man is here?
Oh, my God. And, he's pretty ripped
Lighten up, dude. Come on.
you puked on my rolls and then fucked it.
It's what good-looking people do.
or eating me out or taking me from behind?
So, guy, how'd we do?
Have you, have you been going down on her?
The Donny Berger Story, starring Ian Ziering.
Well, you still have quite a figure on you there, Delores.
Mmm-hmm.
451.
2207
That's... that's nice. Yeah, good.
AL
Thirty years
and then we're going to send you home
in the Massachusetts Women's Penitentiary.
Fine.
I must have done a pretty decent job as a dad, don't you think?
Why?
43,000.
Wait, what is going on?
Leap Year Mothafucka.
I'm... I'm out of here.
Okay.
That's great, Donny.
Aw.
Look, I-I need a couple hours to fix this.
You fucking assholes!
What was wrong with Han Solo Berger?
We should be getting whacked off...
but you use it so much better!
I don't know, a friend of my dad's
Did I get any shit on me?
Todd and Brie, sitting in a tree.
You are an idiot!
short-shorts and sweating
That weirdly got me.
Oh. My God!
Let's not do this.
to know I married the perfect guy.
- Oh. - Partner.
Down.
♪ Ooh, baby, baby ♪
♪ Well, the kid ♪ ♪ is into losing sleep ♪
♪ Love will find a way ♪
Uh, uh, that's, uh... What? No.
Whoa.
Come on, eat it.
- What happened? - I don't know.
He had no idea who he was.
20 bucks at 8,000-to-1.
One that don't care about all that money he make.
Can't buy everything, Spirou!
I always double down when your parents are in town.
Dad!
Are you serious?
♪ You got to learn to dance ♪ ♪ before you learn to crawl ♪
Toddsy.
no expectations.
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh, ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
Just give me a moment, please, Todd.
No, no, no. He must have lost the weight or something,
You're not meant for this.
It's water infused with cucumber,
Let's go, let's go!
Come on, let's get them!
Wait, but don't they not have a car?
He would cheer you up all the time when you were sad.
Sorry, I, uh, I heard you scream.
I just... I just didn't know how to make the move.
I just ate your moms ass Whatcha gonna do about it
Oh, you don't like him?
rose petal and harvest sandalwood.
I owe the IRS a lot of money.
Next thing you know, he's face down,
No.
Look at that jawline.
I don't know if she writes the articles herself,
He was, uh, he was handsome, he had fucking great hair,
Because of me. What did I do this time?
What?
Tell him Donny Berger's out here.
The ability to make a bong out of a Taco Bell cup
But, uh...
This is great, sweetheart.
let's welcome Amber.
Ah, he said it! Yeah!
All right, come on.
What is the matter with you?
What you talking 'bout, Willis?
What am I, a billionaire?
Impress your friends?
Todd Peterson.
Wassup!
...all the nasty things that I taught you, Donny?
get all the looks from, huh, sweetie?
Chad, adultery is bad...
Bowl of chili nuggets.
Donny.
You come back and say that to my face,
She'd do the same for you.
Phil, you don't have to do that.
Come on.
Tubby Tuke has won!
Do you have fucking rocks in your head, Todd?
Because I've been dying for that to come back.
Hey, buddy.
We were friends until you banged my mother!
How many people have you fucked?
$50,000 to deliver you to this prison.