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What is that supposed to mean?
♪ Dave's got something ♪ ♪ for you... ♪
I know that sounded bad, but, Donny, this was going to be the last time.
Yeah, and then it died after it ate all your Quaaludes.
I like the look of this. Who's this?
That's a little out of my price range.
Why do you say it like that?
I made my bed, now I got to lie in it.
No, it's...
Well, you looked 14 'cause you were such a huge fat fuck.
But it's disrespectful to him.
You know, Todd was working at the cubicle
"Be a good person."
I promise I won't do it again.
for free, honey!
Oh, thank you, but, uh, it's fine.
Dude! That's it!
All right, all right.
Yeah, it's 'cause I got it when I was in third grade.
♪ Dance the night away ♪
Oh, Mom. Yeah.
In fact, I might have a little head start on you guys.
Next thing you know, homeboy leaps down there,
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I never learned how to swim.
for an old fuck, so we're in trouble right now.
Uh, I haven't made that decision yet,
25 feet?
Throw it in, Todd.
Ice cream.
Wow, what a stressful day, huh?
at attention for a couple hours?
What's that supposed to mean?
not living in one.
All of our practice is really paying off!
Teacher-student relationship?
♪ You know I Jove it ♪ ♪ when the ♪
Hendricks looking at his girl on a bad morning
What is that about?
It was supposed to be a closed casket,
Yeah, sorry, I'm stupid. I don't know why I did that.
But, Donny... Uh, not to toot my own horn,
Make me feel good.
this is Steve Spirou, Todd's boss.
Okay. This is my boss Steve's mother, Delores, who's awake now.
Don't hit it to me.
Yeah, yeah. That's what I think of that.
Hey, Donny.
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I'm Mr. Mitty.
You're my best friend.
Go, go, go!
"De plane!" Don't. Donny, don't.
I know. I'm sorry I stopped visiting.
Just look at the first page of that book he's been handing out to everyone.
Okay.
No, but seriously, Iceberg,
He ain't a tight-ass.
I was losing, admittedly.
Okay.
You don't have to puff that fucker up.
Let's do this.
My father beat me every day with a rake.
28, huh? Okay.
and I just roll him out of the way.
And then we're gonna have rehearsal dinner tonight,
He's not gonna want to talk to me.
Monday's Memorial Day,
I'm gonna fucking kill you!
Remember this one? No, no.
"All the more impressive considering he was orphaned"
How many days is that, Todd?
Proud of myself?
Well, Mrs. Spirou, I've always said that if the finance game
Who's the man?
One lone scraggly hair.
Can't you just let it go?
I gave you a snake.
Hey, let's get out of here.
It is not.
Oh, pshaw. I mean, invite him to stay here.
You made me throw out my extra underwear
Yeah, yeah, w-watch this.
Yeah.
of prideful anger in the church,
Oh, I'm telling you, when I walk down the street,
of the unborn child to Donald Berger's father...
♪ "H" to the "O" to the "R" ♪ ♪ To the "N" to the "Y" ♪
It's not gonna hurt, buddy.
God, you're such an idiot!
It's okay, buddy.
This is a $12,000 Vera Wang dress.
Me inside the shack anytime somebody falls on the top ramp
What happened to that guy?
I'm not gonna do that.
Possibly my last night of spanking the hell out of it
couple of hand jobs,
- You know? - Yeah, yeah.
Grandma, what's up, honey? Are you awake, sweetheart?
he can probably keep a hard-on longer than this fucking guy.
"You fucking hard-ons."
Aw, Donny.
You guys, let me get in here
How we doing?
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it.
Yo! Donny Berger! All right!
- What's up, nugget pocket? - No.
- What? No. - Yeah, the bride and groom,
"That's the fucking most chiseled guy I've ever seen."
Okay, Todd, you all set, buddy?
♪ If the thrill is gone ♪
Why wouldn't you just get another burrito, Todd?
- Dude, I'm trying to make love to my wife! - Oh! What the fuck?
Oh, no.
Do it, do it! Give it back!
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my wife's, my baby's
Hansie.
A private eye, I mean. Ah.
♪ Fooled me with ♪ ♪ her style and ease ♪
I'm just gonna choke him out.
Check!
That's it.
"De plane!"
Me talking about you at your funeral
Besides, it's not like you can throw together a whole other party this late.
- No! - Fucking naked people.
Is that back?
I see all these chicks just kind of looking at me, going, "What is that?"
So I grab Burrito Bandito over here,
Me? I did everything for you, buddy,
because he doesn't like being in the paper.
Didn't you and your teacher have a kid?
I'm going to be a very rich woman.
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Maybe I slip you in after that Milli Vanilli guy, all right?
It's all making sense to me now.
Don't mess with the genius.
How do you want to do it?
No!
Is this really happening?
Churches freak the kid out,
Made me feel a little sorry for you.
Todd doesn't know anything.
He keeps punching him!
Oh, my God.
So, Jamie, do you promise to provide Todd here
Jessica. All right. Yeah.
Yeah, I got it, I got it.
What the fuck happened to her?
Todd, it's just breathtaking!
that this young man
What the fuck is this?
Hi. I'm Todd Peterson.
I don't want to do that in front of my kid.
It's the coolest fucking name of all time.
Sounds like a gentleman.
♪ Yo, I'll solve it ♪
♪ So fine and pretty ♪
Holy shit.
I have arranged a very special evening for us tonight.
Honest mistake. Come here, I want to show you this.
Be gentle, he... he's protecting our country.
No, now, Donny, I will not let you take the blame for this.
That's how much I hate this fucking whore.
but I got no time right now.
I've always loved you, all right?
Hi. Yeah.
Everyone's having sex and drinking lattes.
You're gonna have plenty of time
♪ Girls on the dance floor ♪
Jeezum, it's huge.
That's, uh, Donny.
I like your fucking hairdo!
Oh, fuck, yeah.
Didn't spill my beer, fucker.
♪ Two shots, then it's on ♪
What?
Because I'm not a fucking douche bag.
And you, Todd, do you promise to love,
Oh, my gosh.
♪ Stop me when ♪ ♪ I'm passing by... ♪
Throw them away Throw them away.
Would you... Would you loan me the money?
What the... Go!
And furthermore, the court grants custody
here at He Time Spa For Men.
Yes, it is, Miss McGarricle.
Mister... Fuck you!
an inappropriate teacher-student relationship.
When you tired of the Fuckery!!!
Uh, guess I'm gonna go finish up with Grandma Delores.
It's not like her last name is Ice.
Hello.
GET THE FUCK UP Suky
with an extra pair of underwear for emergencies.
I sign a couple of titties,
You never gave me nothing.
Uh, yeah, no.
That just made me hungry.
He bit me!
That's fucking awesome!
has resulted in a pregnancy and you show absolutely no remorse,
"Ah, you're right, you're a good guy."