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What is that, nunchuks?
There's so many tissues.
United States Marine Corps.
Sickies.
Uh, this is, uh, my future father-in-law, Gerald,
So it's real.
Maybe I should call your mother.
Chubby?
I get it.
I think she whacked me off outside the pants.
b81 HK
...dangerous.
♪ Yeah ♪
Boo!
Right there.
LL
I lied because I'm the product of
Fucking shit.
Throw the fucking things away.
Don't "honey" him, you little snake in the grass.
I worked out at the time.
- Wait... - I'm with you, my boy!
All right, you know what?
to see the dress before the wedding, though?
Hookers, blow,
You got a name for it?
I don't want to do it.
Suge took the other 60 %.
And for the record, my name's not Todd Peterson.
No... It, uh... Uh...
You saved my life? Seriously?
Oh! Get the fuck up!
Hey, how about I get you another beer, huh, Donny Boy?
Who? Me?
What the fuck was I supposed to do?
It's going to be a lot more hours
♪ 'Cause you're ♪ ♪ old enough to dance ♪
Okay. Yeah, I'm hating that, so...
to make you hate me so much?
I mean, do you like sticking your dirty booger fingers in her?
'Cause you're looking at an all-state
Fucking Todd Bridges worked hard on that thing.
♪ Ah, come on, baby, baby ♪
.
It was Chad.
what the fuck we're doing here right now!
♪ Oh, come on, baby ♪
VideoClube5c
By the way, Todd, uh
Let's just start with a summer fling,
- Oh, here... - What? No, I love that song.
In my office.
Oh, my God.
Grandma D, what's going on?
It's a long shot, you said it yourself.
What the fuck? Get out of here!
Already on it.
- a cannon on him. - What happened?
But there is some good news.
sometimes I do still have nightmares.
Pretty good.
Oh...
Oh. My God!
You making me drive you home from the beach
You look beautiful.
a lot of times girls I've met over the years,
When you have had enough!!!
so the timing's kind of perfect
I thought this was a bathroom!
Take care of our baby, Donny!
Good buddy, he'll be fine.
Vanilla Ice.
Royalties from Ice Ice Baby, you must be fucking loaded!
Donny!
That is just fucking mental.
Yeah, this guy forgot about leap year, I guess.
Oh! Oh!
Oh, God.
That's a nice suitcase, by the way.
You're insulting us all.
What?
♪ Ah, come on ♪
Wait a minute, that is you.
I thought you said your parents were dead.
- Love that guy. - Classic. Classic.
to wear while I masturbated.
and I give him a little shove on the heinie.
Todd has to pop a Xanax when he loses a contact lens.
Besides, I'm just not into girls anymore.
No walnuts! No fucking excuses!
You know, you could eat that ass after I leave the room,
Tell him.
Trump campaign rally
Oh, my God. Oh, hooray.
I would never carry on with a married woman.
Throw a penny in here!
I could find a priest for you.
"large-cap hedge fund managers in the financial industry."
No, you're not. You're Donny Berger.
- Straight. - I don't know how.
Not here in the house of the Lord.
we could do the naked Charleston.
all that shit you mentioned and so does Todd, right?
In the house.
Let me check. 641.
No, no.
"You screwed up my cake!"
Good call, Han Solo,
Oh!
and you shake my hand like the civilian you are.
Venom to eddie when he sees spiderman on tv
but, uh, you got any desire to get wasted with us?
LL
I'm sorry, guys-
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm wicked famous and I got a wicked big schlong!
Fucking last night of poontang for this kid.
♪ Cradle will rock ♪
Sounds fishy but… it really happened
What room was my fiancee in again?
♪ Get your ass on the floor ♪
- You got to see this. - Oh, Jamie, no. Don't make...
blowing in the wind like Tawny Kitaen
Yeah, he's doing a piece on the most
It's breaking my heart.
Oh, God, I missed you, sis.
Fucking White People
- I'm not letting go. - Don't let me go.
Don't get all psycho on me right away.
Yeah, you're supposed to say no.
Remember you told me you wanted to get to bed early?
may I suggest we just remove it?
Mr. Spirou, it's so amazing that you're letting us all stay here.
WHY WOULDN'T YOU JUST GET ANOTHER BURRITO, TODD?
No, no, no, no. No.
and I never gave you an ounce of shit about nothing.
Booooooooooooo
Are you back on drugs?
Okay.
We weren't wrestling at all.
if we hedge our position on oil, we could really, um...
What's a hand job?
♪ All right ♪
Oh, no, no, don't hit me. No, no.
You know, every member of my staff are lucky to be in this country,
She gave me 50 grand to keep my mouth shut.
I'm going to fuck you up!
Oh, okay.
Fantastic.
Kenny, what the fuck?
- Oh. - Moron.
Pass those Ethiopians!
♪ Yeah ♪
Oh, no!
This is Tubby Tuke, fat guy.
Donny, just shut up!
Fucking White People
Take care of our baby, donny
You still got the 5.0?
Shut up.
Um... Maybe 400 bucks.
What the fuck did I do to you
It just leads you to a special connection.
Well, you know, I actually might be
Doge To the moon
miraculously appearing like this.
was it you that hit me in the head with the bottle?
.
When essential employers start forcing the mass hysteria onto it's employees I got to be apart of this shit
♪ Directly from Maine ♪
♪ Then it's time ♪ ♪ to take it back ♪
All right, Gerald, kid! Here we go, guy!
And I think, uh, think you might dig it.
Todd?
How much they paying you, Donny?
Stay on it!
You fucked us, buddy!
Man, I... What you want?