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even though the demolition derby was in town,
Wait, you're leaving already?
Get-A-Heading... trademark my ex-friend Timothy...
So that's fun.
Wait, what?
Honey, we've owned the Redskins since 1938.
Lori-Ann Schmidt!
with my own girlfriend... hand.
If we miss this, I don't get another chance to break my record.
some of my best statues are of Indians.
But why? Why?
Hey, sorry I'm late.
♪ Scalp the other team ♪
was set to mountain.
like I was a bummer, you know,
Uh, would you like to enter our raffle?
You couldn't even be bothered to teach me to tie my shoes,
Then the bunny's ear goes around the other ear and into...
by saying negative things before anyone else can,
No, sorry.
Well, I know what I'm thankful for:
First of all, of course I didn't want you.
- ISIS? - ISUS.
We all had to play it in high school.
faster than a theoretical speed-of-light spacecraft
I've done it.
Everywhere I went, people were looking at me
we kind of own the team.
Of course I did!
like when Madonna said Dangerous Game was terrible
Who Cares.
Want to bounce a quarter off that?
I guess NASA decided it was too risky to keep trying.
We're going again!
If she even gets a whiff of anything serious,
My wife, Kirsten, loves this design stuff.
airbrushed clothes,
My neighborhood is ruined.
I wish you were Geena Davis!
Lori-Ann, you are crazy.
♪ But females are strong as hell ♪
'cause you never wanted me in the first place.
And the snowcapped mountains? White.
I've never been on a boat before.
That's one small soup for man,
Oh, how cute.
I declined gator insurance, which has proven to be a mistake
♪ Unbreakable ♪
You're too big.