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[Scoffs]
And this chair's gonna be yours.
between a slaughterhouse and a rendering plant?
Rolf Ahl.
Oh, I have a few powers. Indigenous Slap Tossing.
Uh, remind me not to lend you any dead cows or horses."
- You want anything? - I'm good.
[All murmuring]
the last 15 years as a sales rep for Dow Chemical.
Uh-- [Clears throat]
I went above and beyond--
- I am. - Okay.
Wanna haze the new guy?
That's just a classic no-win situation.
'Cause I was thinking that since
Thanks, guys.
Of course not. But does physical appearance include smell?
I mean, because of where my desk was,
- What's up, good-lookin'? - Oh, cool.
You don't understand the difference
Rolf, come on. Guys, it wasn't my choice!
This interview's over, and I get the job.
I hope you like Norwegian black metal, because I don't do earbuds.
Do you see yourself as more of a team player
[Groaning] No, no, no.
There are others.
Oh, that's great. [Shushes]
and I have a chili recipe on the back
Cool, calm, and collected 24/7.
You know what?
Oh, yeah, so we'll just do that later.
Your friends not turning out to be as great as you thought?
And I was thinking it's only fair that you