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Oh! God damn!
Hey, this looks beautiful.
It eases the transition. Yeah, right?
God! What the fuck was that?
Just to apologize for my behavior at the party.
It's gonna be fine.
Ew!
So, Ri-Ri, how about you, you ever see a psychiatrist?
127 Hours.
Shit. Listen to me, man.
Pull.
I'll never forget it again, man. Good to see you.
Fuck, yeah.
LBS! He's having an LBS episode!
That's fucking G.I. Joe, dude. Fucking loves me.
So, that means you're just as shitty as the rest of us.
Oh, my God, that's a thin veneer of kindness.
and she kept banging on my door.
And here, you don't have to sleep
to fucking close your eyes and fucking cum wherever you want!
It's your friend, Seth. Open his mouth.
Is there any place around here I can buy a pack of cigarettes?
I love Laurel Canyon.
I feel better, actually. I like that.
What the fuck?
And it says "Jay."
Geez, it hurts a little bit.
As baby shit, soft as... Wait, Craig, what are you doing, man?
Good job.
What? Over here, over here. Here. What?
Officers urging people to stay in their homes right now.
Please, God! Jesus, Jesus!
What are you... Michael!
♪ Why wallow when you come to roll on? I put the clip
I've done things, man. I...
I don't know. It's cold.
It's too late for you! You're already in the hole!
and now, we're stuck here with him in disaster lockdown, so...
Seth Rogen, you are just the best people.
God! Gluten! Each bite is even better than the last!
And I come out with, like, a little frosting, like,
I think he might be the worst person You ever created.
Do not leave your baggage unattended.
Now, fellas, I want you to real sexy right now.
Why? When I fucking jack off
Oh!
♪ Rock your body, yeah
You said zombies? I said zombies the whole time.
Oh, shit. Christ.
Open his mouth. Open his mouth. I'll get this in there.
Stop, man.
Well, I'm invading your little area.
Listen, full-on sacrifice for you, dawg,
Garett Springer didn't suck any dick last night? Now I know y'all are trippin
And we should be mindful.
Oh, my God, bud.
♪ He ain't got no panties, everybody!
What? I'll distract the thing.
It's real. It's heavy. Let me see it like that.
Girl, Davis' dead, Karbowski is dead Monica Rial's dead.
aaaaa this is so hot im gonna coom to it aaaaa so hot so hot aaaaaaaa dieter stop masturbating i know its sexual and swell but what if its one of renees gts hoe slaves aaaaaaa
I'm not going.
I would fucking bang 'em and motorboat 'em.
You guys act like you're so fucking high and mighty,
and I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just...
We're gonna die, man. Okay.
You didn't learn to jizz in a fucking sock or on a fucking tissue?
So now, motherfuckers is thirsty.
Danny!
you're welcome to do that upstairs.
Look at him. He's, like, a hipster, right?
- There it is! - Yes! Yeah!
God!
Don't tittie-fuck me!
Jay...
No, no, I'm drinking and smoking weed. But...
No more porno! No more fetish! Sit yo ass down!
How I get ready for the day
You don't have to help me if you don't want to.
♪ All right
That's not true. It is true!
Yeah.
Just be nicer and follow those commandments.
Look, he's freaking out. Oh, shit.
♪ Love you ♪
Oh, I don't know, man. That guy's gone crazy.
You can do it!
Oh, yes, it fucking hurt.
What's up? What were You thinking that day?
and we'll all go to Heaven together.
I gouged a man's eyeballs out.
Hole in Franco's front yard? Sinkhole.
Yeah. You fuckin' changed.
We should have changed together.
I fucking bought it. Get off my dick.
Fuck, yeah!
♪ Everybody
♪ Rock your body right
Damn it!
That's why y'all number one. 'Cause of that.
I'm letting him in. This is boring.
I want the bottom part, the belly.
Your baseball skills are tight bro Everyone Knows that!
What, do you think I'd put real bullets in here?
He's coming!
Let's vote on it.
Mike, no one... I'll be your guide.
♪ Ain't no party like a no-panty party
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One, two... Two, three.
What is happen...
♪ Will always love you
It's Jonah! He's possessed!
We got to face facts. We're here, and there's a reason we're all here.
What is wrong with you, man?
And the answer is infinite.
You might want to stay away from saying that.
Your thumb's in my butthole, man.
It's not bullshit.
James Franco didn't suck any dick last night?
Why you putting that shit in the mix? Yeah.
from becoming the house bitch himself.
Get your fucking hands off me. Jonah, stop touching me.
I'm straight up loveable, son
Dude, that's great.
♪ Am I the only one?
Jonah, you're fucking sucking balls.
Costumes, props.
Ah!
You did your best, man. I love you.
Yeah, yeah, you do seem to hate a lot of things, and the bottom of your pants are awful tight
Get your fucking...
It’s 127 hours
"Jesus fucking Christ"? Why?
Look, I Don't wanna suck it!
Really?
That's Channing fucking Tatum, dawg.
Fuck you Barbara! Ah shit!
Ha ha! Yes! Seth!
I'm on a, uh... What?
The Jews got to go.
He's talking about us giving off a rapey vibe.
I'd say 95% of the planet.
Night, my sweet guys. Good night.
There's still hope.
Yeah, he give me one cracker.
Oh, fuck. Shit, shit, shit.
Ideal scenario.
He's fuckin' strong.
We're playing a game, man.
as soon as we got there, you did what you said you wouldn't do.
And also reports of looting and rioting
He said I didn't call spinneys, and I fuckin' called spinneys.
Fire.
It’s too late Annie, I’ve already walked away too much!
♪ And take your money
That dick is coming now.
Nobody's scared of you. You ain't a raccoon!
What the hell?