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You designed a house with fucking iPads in the walls,
Okay.
You're supposed to shit twice a day. No.
ECA!, Sushi Mexicano Causa Diarréia Nas Pessoas
You do, okay?
I know how to handle it.
Come on! Come on!
Can we get Jay some water, please?
OW! Fuck! Shit!
I don't know what the fuck that was,
Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit!
- Earthquakes cause tsunamis. - Yes.
She doesn't know how to bark, even?
Easy. Easy.
Check it out. My new place!
No, for real, I have low blood sugar,
Shit, they got through!
Emma. What's wrong?
I always loved you. Let's die together, man.
You let us both cum inside you. Yeah.
It's not gonna take me with you!
Seth's boy? Yeah.
It's, like, my TV wife opens the fridge,
Jesus, Danny. Michael Cera's dead.
Your nails are sharp.
playing cops and robbers as a kid like
The biggest earthquake to ever hit Les...
We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas,
Okay.
No. You sure?
Are you mad at me, man?
Please, put it down! Oh, fuck!
Jay couldn't rape a fly.
Fuck, yeah!
Oh, no! He sees us!
Hey, hey. Yo, yo, yo!
Look, man, if you stopped eating gluten,
Everyone thank Craig for doing this.
Channing fucking Tatum. I found him wandering on the freeway.
I THINK ONE OF YOU HAS THE CORONA VIRUS.
Not much. What are you doing'? What is this?
Oh!
We're giving you an option. It's a choice, man.
I'm gonna tittie-fuck you, Seth.
Come on!
Being selfish, only doing shit for me.
and mb? she went and ate a burger with mary-jo.
I don't want to come off as a diva here or anything.
That shit happens. I'm saying, that's... I think that's why I'm here.
Good night, boys.
Careful with that dick. Damn.
If you went right through the floor.
Now that I'm out of the Marines
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE HER! I WON'T LET YOU!!
Doesn't feel too good, does it?
Fuck, yeah. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
I don't think you should get the whole Milky Way.
STOP EATING HIS DOGFOOD, THIEF!
You guys!
Will you please stop saying "Skynet"?
Covid is for the people. It's the people's Covid.
chirp chirp daddy yes we trip over and make funny videos of it and send them in to funniest home videos yes chirp chirp daddy yes we're very funny. chirp chirp yes daddy we win $299999999 for our funny clip won by "wedding shredding" daddy chirp chirp.
with a bunch of people that I really hate.
What?
When you and your bros Aren't going to be going out for a while
Holy Shit! What Happened?
I'm sorry, but I'm too scared, okay?
I might as well hang with you guys if that's cool.
It's not like it was just handed to any of us.
Don't be cocky.
♪ Yeah
Back me up on that Muni
The power of Christ compels you!
Is that... Seth.
because sinkholes happen in the summertime.
The power of Christ compels you!
"Life is like a box of chocolates," no?
like you've never made a goddamn mistake before.
Get the fuck out of my way!
What the fuck does that mean?
You said zombies?
Here's the best weekend you ever had in your life. Oh!
Let's get into it.
I will fucking web anywhere i want!
We're gonna go in there, we're gonna find the kitchen,
Day one quarantine
- Get apart! - Oh, now it's on.
I'm going to bed.
So, you, like, always play, like, the same guy in every movie.
Keep your hands and fingers off.
Bang, bang
Fuck you Barbarba! Ah shit!
Someone help me! Fucking grab it!
Yeah!
Oh, my God. Oh, no.
I'm gonna fucking shoot it off!
How you doing? I'm good, man.
♪ Take your panties off
Jesus. Jay, what the fuck, man?
and the bottom of your pants are awful tight.
♪ Gangnam style
Look, guys, we just boarded up this whole house to keep everyone out,
Don't get it on me! Ew!
We just have to somehow try to prove our worthiness.
Doesn't hurt to smile...
Listen. We're gonna get through this.
♪ Rock your body right ♪ Rock your body
So I drank pee for the first time and.. it AINT BAD!
Let's do it.
What? You have more food?
♪ Kickin' dust on your head like I bust
I'm Craig, man. This is Emma. Hi. Hi, there.
I don't deserve to.
And it ain't bad. I never thought to do it.
because you think that's what God wants you to do.
Welcome to the new year, Captain Spock!
I hate Jay so fucking much.
Let's do all the drugs.
- You could kill... - Careful.
It's working.
♪ You better rock your body now
I honestly think tonight's the night
Fair
Fuck you!
Jay! The power of Christ compels you!
Holy shit.
♪ If you come around here, I make 'em all day
Any of you guys would have done the same thing.
and they got sucked up into the sky.
- Franco! - Come on!
It's Jay. It's Jay.
Dude, this is so... Wow.
Fasten, God damn you, bastard!
Do you want to go front to front?
- Fuck. - Get 'em!
Hey, what’s cheese without a few crackers
It's okay, Dad. I can hold it.
You know why? 'Cause we're gonna do it together.
Nah, it's where I keep all my stuff from my old movies.
- Okay. - Open it.
He blinked at my face. Seth, put it over there.
You were there with me. What are you saying?
You're an Academy Award nominated person.
Courtney's alive! She's eating all the fucking food!
I do remember that. I remember thinking,
Say cheese, baby.
I fucked Lindsay Lohan.
Can we get him some hydration?
What? He came up with the rape idea.
And a functioning revolver from the movie Flyboys.
Yeah. Yes.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You two just stepped inside me.
I don't know why not!
I got you, buddy.
and I started hearing growling noises.
Boys, boys, boys...
I love that dude. He's from Where the Wild Things Are.
Damn it, this is so frustrating!
Okay, they're getting the drinks.
I mean, you're getting all worked up
♪ Brothers, sisters, everybody sing
I've been dropping loads around this fucking house
That's right, we are all soft.
♪ Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh
Yay!
Thank you. Cool.
The power of Christ compels you!
Shit, I can't believe you guys are here. Oh, Jesus.
let's get rid of him.
What the fuck?
What?
♪ Backstreet's back, all right
♪ Op, op, op, op
Go to hell, McBride!
because I put you on a pedestal,