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And then I stopped hearing people,
Y'all cool?
I hate Izzy so fucking much
Okay, someone should look out the hole.
It's not an oversight, it's not a mistake, okay?
God damn it!
I saw you there, and you specifically asked me not to tell Seth,
I'll cut that shit off and make a headband.
"that old serpent called the devil and Satan,"
It's your fucking stupid cutout from Spider-Man 3.
That's a good... That's a good year.
The fuck, Seth? I don't know what's happening!
I was referring to the issue that's on all of our minds.
I love you guys.
Yes, you are.
It’s too late, EU. I’ve already walked away too much.
I don't really want to.
We gotta hide. We gotta hide. I know!
I think it's a cool house. I know you do.
Fuck, man.
Oh, fuck! You brained him.
You don't like LA?
I have the best weekend ever planned, man.
And then Jay suggested that we all rape her
There's blood all over my floor!
All right, I'll fuckin' hit him.
Need a hand?
So close and yet so far. Uh U N-O.
Yay! Yeah!
And if this really is the Apocalypse,
What?
I love him.
Don't touch that Milky Way, Jonah.
♪ Gonna go to the place that's the best
That's insane, man.
I'll be right back. You're holding court. All right, boys.
The Apocalypse is nigh!
Yeah.
THAT BIG HEADED MOTHER SOB IS ALL WE GOT.
- Oh, that's dope. - Yeah, cool, huh?
This is a fucking cool thing, man.
Real fucking smart answer! Why don't you fucking aim, huh?
Put the ax down. Don't give the Milky Way away.
Yeah, pretend like it's hot when it's cold.
and she just kind of screams, and so she was up,
Inside of a year or something. Yeah.
I think I'm just gonna head back to your place.
I’M GONNA TITTIE-FUCK YOU, SARAH.
Dude, your references are out of control. Everyone knows that.
Sui mai, har gow, fung jao...
I think the only reason why he did that is because Jay knows
Oh, my God, if I don't fuck Michael Cera tonight,
You are definitely going. Tell him he's fucking going.
I know why It’s because I have the highest KDR
- Jesus Christ. - Jesus!
I'm not fucking going.
It's the Trinity. Father, Son, Holy Ghost.
"possibly buy you at Taco Bell?"
Nice.
Awesome. Yeah, it's fucking awesome,
more than anything. That's exactly what it is.
I'll fucking cum anywhere I want!
I mean, He's got a lot of shit on His plate.
Jesus! Jesus! Pow, pow.
We're getting sidetracked.
I fucking made jizz in your magazine.
♪ Fuck those panties
All the fellas go like this, in your Barry White voice.
It's a real gun! Bang.
Fuck was that?
Okay, I know, I know. Come on. Come on. Come on.
Oh, my God, Jesus, Jesus! Run, run, run!
the power of Christ compels you!
You know, and I get it.
No whammies, no whammies.
Why the fuck did you guys run out there?
I can't see it. Do I have...
That's Terrence Peterson. My monkey flashlight keychain.
testing top voice testing bottom voice
Jesus, open, God damn you, open!
We're gonna fucking eat your ass.
Yeah. Really safe.
I always thought pee stink or whatever, but it ain’t bad!
Who the fuck told you not to eat gluten? It's just true.
I got a 3-D TV. Are you serious?
I... I know.
We're flying!
I'm sure it would have something to do
Damn, I wish there was something we could do to help him.
No Panty Party
No fucking way.
Good to see you, buddy.
Get your fucking hands off me! Get your fucking...
What are you talking about?
Ow, ow, ow!
I call him Channing Tate Yum
Where is he? Where is he? Where is he?
Oh, man. Oh, Jesus.
Trump’s logic when he decided to stash classified nuclear documents
Very mature of you. Thank you.
Man, we should go back.
and you three gentlemen look delicious.
Don’t bully chris he’s a sweetheart
- of a fucking rapist. - True.
I was resistant to change.
Oh, God damn it.
Seth? Yeah.
You play video games? Yes.
I know, it's farts, I get it.
That's Heaven. Anything you could think of is yours.
Seth. What the fuck?
Is that true?
Holy shit! It worked!
Yeah. Just for a little visit, you know.
but, uh, I actually just adopted this incontinent spaniel.
He's just out of his mind. He just, like, eats me.
Help. Help. Get off.
Now, Franco! Shoot her face!
Dude, your golf picks are so woke Everybody knows that
Do you know what it is? Yeah.
Would you shut the fuck up, Jason!
♪ Op, op, op, op, oppan Gangnam style
I Will Cum Like A Fucking Madman All Over You, McBride!
♪ Rollin' around a nine deuce Cadillac
There's raccoons, and bandits, and shit out there.
We got to protect ourselves. We don't know
...and then I shat.
You can't be a sore winner
Yeah, dude.
B.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.
Okay, take me with you, Jay!
I do know what gluten is.
- like the ending to Pineapple 2. - Yeah, lick that.
I think we all remember how this works.
I cannot wait till she wakes up
Coldwater. I take Laurel Canyon.
Oh, man. That fucking hurt.
I'm just not really into the LA lifestyle.
and if my endorphins drop too low,
What?
I think I'm going dick to ass. You know what?
Jonah! I suck at first aid.
and I got to say it's, like, typical fucking McBride.
and there were a lot of fatalities.
I've been making stops All over this state
Hey, guys...
Bibi "You don't have enough hostages bitch"
Seth, Jay!
Bad Jonah! Stop!
Give me that blanket.
Do you want to know why I didn't stay with you?
Are you sure you can do that?
What's crazier than an earthquake?
♪ When tha shit goes down ya better be ready
'cause that's good fucking...
Craig, Craig, help me. I'm losing my grip!
We'll be right out here, okay?
Seriously, fuck off.
Ooh. I fucking wish you'd cum on me right now.
Push 'em together!
It's all of your favorite things.
No, no, no, no, that's fucking twisting that shit...
I collected him, made him my bitch. Get off my dick.
Dick to butt? No.
Both of you guys. Wait, yeah.
Aah!
Oh, God, no!
No, no way. I'm not leaving here.
BANG BANG BANG YOU'RE DEAD
Danny. Danny.
“Say cheese baby”
Well, man, I'm just getting sick and tired
All right, guys, it's simple.
Bring them to me!
No, you can't have the Milky Way.
Wow.
Takes about 10 minutes to get across
I'm not a rapist! You want to tittie-fuck us?
Hey, what's cheese without a few crackers? Know what I'm saying?
Shut the fuck up! It's unbelievable!
She's a really beautiful soul.
Something, um, not that chill happened last night.
Y'all need this dick?
how they made those motion pictures.
We're gonna do this.
It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.
I say unto thee,