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♪ Livin' on fat pockets on flat wit tha gat
Man To man
I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
What? What do you mean?
Take your panties off!
What the fuck is going on?
Okay, we're gonna die. Uh...
IT'S ME, CHO YANG.
Seth Rogen! Shit, here we go. Hey.
yo
gelo siah tai
I got to admit something.
Seriously, really, really good idea.
Danny McBride is here.
1 WEEK INTO QUARANTINE
Back the fuck up!
boom. you’re the art.
I don't know why I'm thinking of this, but remember that time
We're totally screwed, guys.
You know Jay? I don't think I've ever actually met you.
And honestly, he's your old friend.
HAVE SOME GARLIC AND PREPARE TO BE EATEN!!
isn't what's going on right now.
SETH! NO! NOT YOU!!
I'll take you with me.
Maybe we should just stop this entire conversation right now.
I didn't know... You're supposed to take six shits a day.
How's it going, man? Yeah, good.
Come on Guys. Dont bully aj. hes a sweetheart.
You can walk around with your shirt off anytime.
Are you okay? Are you okay?
She doesn't know how to bark,
so that you could maintain the illusion
Your friend. I would never hurt you. Get back!
That's what I thought. Nerd.
Don't fucking push me, asshole! Geez, man!
Go.
I'm gonna let go Jay.
Okay. So we should probably split up, cover more ground.
No, I kept this from the movie. Yeah.
Stop calling me Townie
to wash down that dry-ass Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Craig, where you going, man?
Why did you vomit on us!
Whoo!
You're breathing really loud. Am I?
Yeah, I said, "Call me the Prince of Persia."
♪ Love you
Oh, for the love of... Will you stop talking about...
Lay it on me. Ooh! I don't want to ruin it.
had her face smushed against the cage, and was, like...
Jonah. Milky Way, Jonah.
What is that? Is that bile? Ew!
I was talking to Jonah, and then you left to go have a cigarette.
There's, like, fire everywhere.
It's in my mouth! He's gone!
Fuck you, you can't eat us. Fuck that, man.
"Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain."
Oh, my God, great to see you. Oh, you, too.
STOP EATING HIS DOGFOOD, THIEF!
Will history repeat itself?
Like, Skynet went live?
He fucking said it. You're the one saying it.
Wow, that's fucking weird. What does that even mean?
No, you haven't. You could still come back
Go, go, go, go, go!
You tired? Yeah.
Every single time I turn on the news, sinkhole in South America.
And Danny fucking eats me.
Move, move, move, come on! Get out of my way. Move, girl!
IS IT ALRIGHT TO GO AND DEPLOY NOW?
"Jay's an inspiration."
YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!! YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TA DO!! GIVE HER TO ME!! GIVE HER TO ME!! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! FRANKIE IS MINE!!! MINE, MINE, MINE, MINE, MIIIIIINE!!!!!
I wasn't referring to him.
Wait. Let's touch 'em.
Yes!
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Should we call Red? Get more weed?
This place is a fucking fortress!!
♪ Everybody ♪ Everybody
weed is tight. weed is tight.
Holy shit.
43290
I know this is probably my fault
Ah...
Jonah is that nice.
All right, you can put the ax down now.
Oh.
Like, Skynet went live? No.
Jay I didn’t even know You were in town, good to see you.
That's why I'm excited.
what you're saying is Seth, me, Jonah, Craig and Danny
You love the Milky Way. Yummy, yum.
Go, go, go!
隋麥哈九鳳爪
I told you guys not to go outside.
You could be like, a looter, or a rapist, or a tittie-fucker.
It's not over!
There's nothing to figure out, all right?
It's unacceptable after all the coke I've wasted on you people.
"Fucking crazy out here!" This guy fucking sucks.
I fucking dare you to cum on me!
Party I wasn't even invited to.
filled with blanks? Oh, fuck you!
Well, you did the best shit possible for your first time,
God damn I’m fucking funny!
I'm just pouring myself another glass of water
I won't ditch you. No, 'cause I want to be with you all night.
Dan is under a lot of pressure. Okay?
Jonah's the nicest guy ever, man.
I would... I would love to. I'm on a...
Martin!
RANCOR RAID IS COMING IN ONE HOUR!
Where the fuck was that in Green Hornet, huh?
Christine, i didn't know you were in business. Good to see you.
♪ I fly like paper, get high like planes
No! Danny, man, don't.
That was insane. Fuck, no.
Hard-core, man.
Yeah!
All I know is I'm scared as hell,
Yeah. Let's just talk, dude.
I hid in a drainpipe for days.
Does it seem like we're fucking joking?
That was really good.
Whoo! Yeah!
CD at the closing table this afternoon
Tell you what, why don't you fucking go, Mr. Self-Righteous?
I like it. Back me up on that, Seth.
that'll do the same shit to you.
I don't know! There's something out there.
Mmm!
We got to find out... Don't yell no more, man.
it was a cum for help.
are spreading across the city.
Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
What the fuck happened to you guys? That!
The biblical Judgment Day.
I just want to drink some pop and smoke some weed.
I'm just... I'm too thirsty to do this.
but clearly that didn't work out.
It's all new. Those are new.
Oh, my God. Why did Franco flip off Danny?
Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right.
I
Watch out! He's super strong!
What if this is the real shit, right now, happening?
We got to board this shit up, man. Board it up?
What's his name? Terrence Peterson.
You've got the rope, man!
Gluten!
"And the skies shall open up, and the light of the Lord shall shine down,"
HE’S NOT AS STRONG AS YOU
Oh! Now Craig wants a bite of the Milky Way.
That's awesome. Weed is awesome.
Oh, God. Oh, God. Oh, God.
This is an actual revolver. I see.
Give me everything you have to drink! Put it in the bag!
No, I just... I don't like Los Angeles. It doesn't make me a hipster.
Good night. Good night.
Oh, my fuck!
Are you sure? I'm gonna give you my whole weight.
Go, get outside!
Run!
Mmm!
I was raised in a house of women!
of all these fucking rules, man.
It's Gandalf the Grey's pipe.
What? Your LBS starts acting up,
Who's making her not feel safe?
I don't think it is a bit much.
It means a lot to you, and I appreciate that you'd give this to me,
You don't have enough bullets, bitch.
It's a fuckin' training manual.