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Got to get Rogen.
You like Forrest Gump?
Hey, hey!
And I'm lucky. It's the same thing a lot, though.
We're your new friends. He feels threatened.
Whoever gets the burnt match has to go to one of Franco's
There were beams of blue light coming out of the sky
Fuck I’m funny
Tsunamis cause other tsunamis, disaster.
Oh, God, no, get your fucking hands off me!
Yeah!
Oh, my God!
Soft as baby shit
It's not working, this isn't working.
Jonah, stay with me! Stay with me.
♪ Am I sexual?
Aah! Oh!
Where is he? He's fucking gone!
Gay
Go ahead, brother.
Get out of here, let's get out of here.
Oh, Jesus.
Back me up on that, Chris.
This is the best way.
Why can't I say that? One of the Ten Commandments.
We're going down!
Watch out, watch out!
He's, like, the nicest guy in the world! He likes you so much.
There it is, got that dick now.
What? Then of course, there's Jay,
This is fucked up.
I know. But you Won't
Fuck you!
'cause I'm about to fuck you raw!
Thank you. Thank you. There you go. Cool.
so I could at least have some sort of protection while I'm out there.
♪ Backstreet's back... ♪
Come on, guys. Don't bully Jay. He's a sweetheart.
Uh, uh...
the power of Christ compels you!
♪ Everybody!
as we sit here right now.
so I've tried to teach her
And if my business suffers, I suffer.
That'd be so tight.
There's so many delicious choices. What do I do?
I can do it!
I'm gonna come down here.
Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it! Cut it!
There's a place like, it's like, four blocks away, maybe.
TC4000
♪ 'Cause a no-panty party don't stop
I butt-fucked this dude.
What's happening?
I want to live! Things have gone crazy out here!
I mean, I made you guys breakfast.
♪ To the spirit in the sky
Like, three or four. I don't even know how many.
You want to go best two out of three?
Fellas, fellas! Pull me in! Pull the rope!
Jonah, you okay? Yeah.
Don't go on the grass, not everybody on the grass!
Move, move, move, move! This place is safe!
I went out this morning,
We are actors! We pretend to be hard, man.
Twice. Two times.
No, I'm not okay!
Okay, dude, come back.
Don't walk away. Danny, don't walk away from me!
on this planet isn't for me.
It's something that's used to categorize things that are bad, you know?
I didn't see anything.
you stupid, stupid motherfucker!
Police are pretty much outnumbered
Like, right there.
And where's the rest of him?
Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers.
It's a movie! It's a manual.
Look at it. A bit much.
Suck my dick
How'd his head fall off?
No, not like Terminator 2. For God's sakes.
Who did this?
♪ Hey, hey, yeah, well
What if he's the rapist?
Okay.
That's your fuckin' plan? You're gonna repeat lines from The Exorcist?
Now, this video is insane guys i want you to see it for yourself theres gonna be a huge earthquake That's just gonna sink out of the ground and this is not something that, you see every day like this type of stuff rarely happened so, see this guys be safe out there, have a great day
Like Skynet? You think this is Skynet?
I'm gonna reach for you, all right? Yeah, yeah.
Guys, help.
- Oh, my God. Hey. - Oh, dude.
You know what, Danny? If you weren't jizzing
you're like, "Oh, I guess I shouldn't eat gluten."
Oh, God!
Weed is tight. Weed is tight.
Jonah was not being a prick.
This shit's cray cray, guys.
like a little pink sprinkled donut.
Jay you fool
Renee Birthday Girl
Like, literally, like, right there.
You're gonna hold my weight, all of it.
Closing Table
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey.
Bang, bang, bang. You're dead.
Yeah! You did it!
Rihanna!
Okay, so, you mean, like,
"I have a goddamn earring." Shut the fuck up, Jonah!
Come on, Danny!
You're a real mensch, Craig.
If this is the end of the world,
♪ Gangnam style
For fuck's sake.
but it's supposed to be bonkers.
♪ Eh, sexy lady
What did I do?
Spit it out your mouth. Give me the bacon!
Fuck! Michael, what the fuck, man?
Night, James.
It's the soundtrack of us going insane.
It's pretty great.
We've worked really hard to be here.
Somebody put that together for you, dude. That's art.
These are still just theories.
Welcome to the 21st century, Buck Rogers
Channing, introduce yourself.
I would have sucked a dick for half a cracker.
She's used to eating shitty food anyway.
Welcome to Los Angeles International Airport.
Let's just discuss it some more, okay?
Take it easy, Dumbledore.
I should have changed with you.
What the fuck is this?
♪ All right
He's coming! He's coming! I know he's coming!
♪ Take your panties off
Why did he have to do that, man?
It's me, Jonah Hill.
Hey, you guys okay?
What’s a little cheese without a few crackers
Well, just hear me out,
Gary Neville on Dragons Den?
Look, Emma, just stay here with us.
Brad and marsh To the rest of us
This is no dream!
I'm not fucking around!
'cause he's gonna give a speech that makes all of weed legal,
No, no, it's a horrendous piece of crap
I'm choosing to leave, you're not kicking me out.
What lifestyle are you into?
The power of Christ compels you!
like a goddamn dump truck.
I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People can smell it on me.
Oh, I'm so high.
Fucking Rapture.
Courtney, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's pussy!
The power of Christ compels you!
My face!
I went to Hebrew school for six years. That's not Hebrew.
so close yet so far away. Uh Hu N-O
No, no, it means we can still be saved. No, no.
What is wrong with you, man?
♪ All I wanna do is... ♪
No. I should have grown with you.
Sinkhole de Mayo. Sinkhole de Mayo.
I tried to save Aziz. I tried!
Boom. You're the art. Huh?
I think it's right on the money.
♪ Fuck those...
- I'll just kill myself. - No!
- Chill out. - Hey!
What did I do? You just fucking ditched my ass.
Dude. I know. I think we're making some progress.
What are you doing?
What? Is someone down there?
I got scared of the tigers. Yeah.
Who wants a sip? Sip time
You know, I'll lube up your entry a little bit.
You Okay?
Am I twisting this?
Franco and I got a lot in common
What the fuck?
We've been stuck here for about 24 hours.