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Right? Do you love it? Do you love it?
Who wants to go first?
Ah, fellas.
Nobody got sucked up in here.
I'm on this cleanse.
Jay, you fool.
I'm gonna be a nightmare to be around.
'cause you were being petty. Tom Petty.
around the side of the house.
Come, hold my hand, buddy!
I mean, for all we know, the fucking Lakers could have just won,
Take me.
Where are you going?
But this is my little area.
That's so cool, man. That is so cool.
Vibe? Vibes? I ain't giving no vibes.
You're just a pretentious fucking nerd
Congratulations, dude.
it's time to pay the piper.
I think it's the Apocalypse.
It was at the Chateau Marmont,
I'm not gonna shoot Emma Watson!
Dude, that shit's supposed to last us till we get rescued!
You licked your finger. Come on, man.
You will drown in a river of blood.
Yeah.
I know what fucking gluten is.
Demon?
Aqui pongo el mankeke. Si queda solo uno.
Jonah Hill.
I will go.
You got a great smile.
It's so good.
That's fucked up.
♪ Everybody Rook your body
He can't touch us!
Just painted a few rooms and boy my arm is tired.
I don't know...
Jonah Hill?
lawrencium beryllium agate crypton neon agapanthas cordiloxes cordylines bloo bordilineloxes bloxes crowdylines blimbloxers an alohamira garden.
What about me?
Then we're getting the fuck out of here.
What is that?
Guys! Guys! Wake up!
Little bitty-ass 20-year-old jacked us.
Can you just put the gun away? I always keep my props.
Danny, we're not on acid. We didn't suck each other's dicks!
I've just been crying and comin' and crying and comin',
I didn't... I was just... I...
Fuck this shit.
but then I was, like, fuck it, and I went for the second one.
♪ La-da-da-da-dahh
I'll run over there screaming and shit,
I will fucking cum right on you!
Holy shit, Jay, all right!
bad news when he wakes up!
Yeah.
Thanks, guys. Seriously, you're awesome, really.
Like, kick him out of the house?
You know what, James, can you lower your voice?
You can do a lot better. That's just trouble.
We can't just leave him out there to die. Are you crazy?
Come on, I know you don't love it in LA, so I figure I'll make it...
I don't know what he's talking about.
Hey, thanks, man. I'm jealous.
Thanks, Seth, you're such a nice guy.
This way. We're almost there! We're so close!
Come on, no, no. Don't. Jesus!
Was it you, Cherami?
Fuck, fuck, fuck, I'm nervous, dude.
Jay, I didn't even know you were in town. Good to see you.
That's not true. That's what they used to think.
I'm gonna get something to drink. Okay.
I like my dick tent.
So something, um, not that chill happened
WHEN YOUR SUPERVISOR GIVES YOU YOUR BULLETS BACK
Well, this is another fine mess we found ourselves in.
I didn't want it to happen like this.
Oh, you've got to be fucking shitting me!
Well, I'm just saying, we should...
It's me, Jonah!
♪ Ain't nobody got no panties on
What are you doing?
Your shift just ended, man.
you in your drawers, talking about something, everybody's surfing.
We fucking dropped it! We're sorry!
Thank you, James.
From Moneyball.
Starburst and Airheads on a... Yeah.
Yeah. We are all soft!
You can't stop, drop, and open up shop alone.
Fuck.
Holy shit, this is awesome.
Oh, shit, he's coming right this way. Oh, shit.
Air hockey tables. Jesus Murphy!
Shitting
He's been eating nonstop.
Go, go, go, go, go!
The End of Days is here.
I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone!
You heard the TV.
I love you, Seth, fucking love you, buddy. I love you, man.
Hey, hey, asshole! Hey, come on!
but we don't have... We don't know how it should end yet.
Hey, Seth Rogen. What up, man?
Shit, shit.
We're so happy!
Let me break it down for you.
What? It's not like that.
Fuck you, you piece of shit!
Jay's not rapey.
Uh, boys, I just want to point out, um,
Good to see you, man.
What happened, man?
It's way better with more people.
like the Ten Commandments, like, do shit unto people
Craigers, you feeling lucky?
You got chickens up my butt!
It's not fucking working, man!
♪ Everybody, yeah
Innocence lost.
Okay, thank you.
You're a fuckin' sell-out.
- Do you know first aid or anything? - No.
He's not as strong as you.
Is it vanity? Vanity or envy.
you're here, too.
It's because I party too fucking hard. Always have. When I was a kid I wouldn't just suck on my Momma's titties. I'd play with em and fondle em
the Apocalypse?
Danny, you don't have to do this.
I'm on a cleanse.
Guess if Michael Cera's gone, it's not a total loss, huh?
You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco.
Mmm.
we could build a life here together, Craig. I'd be really good to you.
So you're not drinking. You're not smoking weed. You're not...
Hurry the fuck up!
Jonah.
I call her Emily Nev-Eat!
It's like Neapolitan ice cream.
Jesus Christ, they are all fucking dead.
Jay. Sucked up into the sky?
What do you think, Jay?
Thank you.
He's crazy!
Oh, man.
- Guys, it's funny. - It's not funny!
This is my favorite fucking painting! What are you doing, Craig?
This place is a fucking fortress.
It means that if we're actually nice to each other,
Can we please go to fucking Carl's Jr.?
This, no more, man. All over your fucking face.
God damn, son! It's pretty nice, huh?
FROM THESCHWARTZ.
Because I have
♪ Take your panties off
like that means there's a God.
closed on your new home...
Yo! What the fuck is all this, Franco?
Dear God,
Um...
and just fucking turn around and come back and help me.
Yeah. Do you like it? I totally redid it.
effectively rendering drug lords out of business.
Oh, my God.
Shit! Jonah's on fire!