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he can't rape all of us. Yeah! No! So I'm not...
I overheard your little conversation with Craig, all right?
is the only thing that's rapey going on right now.
That thing's big.
Daniel, you may want to stay seated for a second.
When your favorite character dies
Yeah, why not? I can hear you, by the way.
Fuck your house, Franco!
You hear that?
Side by side. A team.
I didn't ditch you. Are you kidding me, man?
Jonah Hill is no more.
You don't got a tool kit or nothing? Just a toolbox?
Here's what I think we should do. She's British, right?
Martial law has now been declared.
LOOK, THIS IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME. LISTEN TO JAY, HE WILL TELL YOU.
I hear everything.
My phone is dead.
Seth, come on! Get in the house! Come on, Seth!
Yo.
Come on, hurry up, he's coming!
Will you cut it out?
we're out in the open now.
When I came on your magazine, James,
FROM FROZEN IN CARBONITE.
I always thought pee stinks or whatever.. but it ain’t bad!
And it ain’t bad
- Hey, hey. - Yes! Yeah!
Will I even know anybody there?
and now, I am barricaded in here
I just heard you guys talking about
There's no way he said that. Also, just can't stand him.
Maybe I'm a little freaked out, too!
Danny's gonna eat you.
♪ When I die and they lay me to rest
Guys, guys, we got a possessed guy here!
f f
to my place in Malibu. Yeah.
Oh, it's so bright in here.
The door was fucked up.
What?
She's not even a full seven. She's, like, half a seven.
cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks,
♪ I will always
Whatever. Fucking civilization is broken down.
♪ So you know that when you die
♪ I will always love you
If anything, you were kind of being a prick.
When someone made a mess in the bathroom
This is James Franco,
You're letting them get away!
No, I'm fine just going dicks up.
Gluten means bad shit, man, and I'm not eating it.
Hey.
pancake mix, CT Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way,
What the fuck bro What the fuck bro
Thanks, James Franco. You got it.
I'll bet you hate movies that are universally loved.
Just survive long enough until we do enough good things
I'll cum anywhere I want!
"And out of the pit rose a great red dragon having seven heads,"
I'll tell you what happened Nora!
You fuckin' disappoint me. Bro.
Oh, shit. Hey, hey, hey.
TO HIS SHITTY, WEIRD CHICAGO-IN LIFE.
I'm serious, boys. It's all in here, in the Book of Revelations.
in my house, in my library.
No!
This is Obey, man! If you get out the way!
Should have thought of that before you drank a can full of ecstasy.
and then he fucking showed up at my party,
Whoa, they got weed in Heaven?
Want to know something else, Jay?
Listen, Jay...
Hey, Jay. Oh, hey, hi, Jonah.
A 3-D television. No, you didn't...
I'll walk you through it. I will walk you through it.
Any volunteers?
All unattended baggage is subject to search...
The fuck else am I doing?
Yeah, I'm surprised you didn't shart again.
Haha yes
Craig, you don't have to do that.
You Okay?
♪ I get one down in a second if you wait...
Attention, all passengers.
Read the sign. Customers only.
Pickle dick, demonic-looking motherfucker.
I don't want to judge You, but...
I would assume they did their fuckin' research.
I know what we can do.
I'm just saying,
and get as much shit as we can, together!
Jay.
It's all fucked, isn't it?
Oh, my fuck!
That's fucking crazy, and your timing couldn't be more perfect.
I mean, it's, like, the real, like Apocalypse.
Maybe this was meant to be.
Karen!
What's happening, man?
REMEMBER TO WASH YOUR HANDS AND DON'T TOUCH YOUR FACE.
All right, guys.
Run!
You guys are still alive?
And he's not handling it as good as the rest of us are.
are a bunch of assholes.
It was a fuckin' bar fight.
I don't want to die. Okay.
It's, like, the Book of Revelations,
Frank to Frank
You got me? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Ha Ha Yes! Seth!
so I'm gonna find someone I can bum a smoke off of outside, all right?
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help.
Entering the Spider’s lair... to fuck a married woman
What the fuck, Franco?!
She was fucked up. She was high.
Craig.
That's really neat.
All right, everybody, listen up. Listen up.
a porno mag, a baseball bat,
He's not as strong as you
What the fuck are you talking about?
The bullies held me down, they tittie-fucked me.
"I just think that everybody should have the fucking same."
Hey Bryan. You need to use the toilet honey?
That's why it's named that,
Fuck.
for my daughter to use your restroom?
Yo, cut his fucking head off!
Get your fucking...
I’ve been changing everyone’s contact name
Hey, what's up, guys?
Something, um, not that chill happened
What?
What's not kid-friendly?
We're not gonna have any more water.
Michael, that's not cool. Would you shut the fuck up, Jason!
You guys made this happen!
This fucking all more. All over the fucking place!
Sums up my shift last night
There's no more reason for this false bullshit.
This way! Okay, okay, okay!
It's important that she feels safe.
Did you hear that?
Are you okay? Shit! Jonah?
Like, I'm sorry.
This is crazy!
Whoa!
Jonah, stop this!
Wait a second. I know what happened.
Yeah, but they're not my friends.
If I tug, if I pull in anyway, or if you hear me screaming,
Nobody's scared of you! I'm Craig fucking Robinson!
Please! Jonah, where the fuck are you?
Craig. Oh, my...
病婦有病我不吃
All those people that were in the store with us, they just fucking vanished.
It's fucking awesome.
Fucking murdering motherfucker!
No. It's funny. It's funny.
I know, but you won't.
Like, I've been feeling really weird about him lately.
Nobody come in here and bother me.
Jay, you're alive. Jay.